I'm a 19 year old Deputy Sheriff. I can prove that white Americans are superior to anyone

I'm a 19 year old Deputy Sheriff. I can prove that white Americans are superior to anyone.

k prove it

I literally did the whitest thing ever using my intellect and my status as a Deputy Sheriff. Its how I met the love of my life. Are you ready?

Cock in uniform for glorious proof

I can't give cock in uniform but I can tell you I'm a Deputy in the south west United States rhymes with commiefornia.

No, nevermind.

Alright what ever you say boss. Guess I'll green text it later.

Come on user. They make the best uniforms there.

Just take a picture waist down or something. You won't be found out.

My gf's 21, she's chinese-indonesian and currently achieving her Doctorate in genetics.
She's not even that special, considering Akshay Venkatesh, who's not white either, had completed a PhD from Princeton University at age 20.
So there.

As if skin colour or race had any bearing on any of this.

Assholes are assholes, no matter what kind of a pussy they came from.

Do you mean you can prove it to anyone, or that you are superior to everyone? Be more specific.

My uniform lately for pants has been black 5.11 tactical pants. I gave green ones and blue ones but recently we've been doing a lot a gang and probation assignments.

Thread is shit without your so-called proof.

How about a pic in uniform showing ID and a time stamp. You can block names/faces if you have to.

>I can prove that white Americans are superior to anyone.
>i did
>my intellect
>my status
>i met
>my life

im sorry i didnt know you were every white american there is.

I guess its story time

>be white
>in highschool
>meet swiss girl
>ask her out we go on dates nothing serious
>find out shes dating a guy from france
>turn 18
>we both graduate highschool
>she goes to school, I am hired by Sheriff Department out of highschool
>fast forward me and her talk every now and then
>Hear from a friend that her BF loves to do drugs
>Conduct low-key investigation into his background
>First week off of probation with my partner
>See my crushes boyfriend late at night loitering at beach
>We turn on lights see hes with a friend
>They are smoking weed
>The regular bs, ask for a formal demand to see all the weed
>They say they have none
>Tell his friend hes going to jail unless he tells me where weed it
>My crushes bf's friend tells me that my crushes bf has a felony amount of the devils cabbage
>let friend off with warning
>Search my crushes bf find felony amount of weed with intention to distribute
>"dont touch me pig"
>itsgoingdown.jpg
>He proceeds to try and hit me and my partner
>Partner deployed tazer on him
>I pull out my glock 17
>Tell him if he moves he will be shot.
>We cuff him and place him under arrest.
>Charge him with resisting arrest, x2 assault on a peace officer, possession of weed with intent to sell, public intoxication (maybe fabricated ;])
>Bring him to jail for booking.
>His phone rings its his gf my highschool crush
>He asks if he can answer
>I answer for him tell her he's been arrested
>She is outside his house waiting for him
>Me and my partner drive over to help her
>She recognizes who I am
>"user?!?!? I didn't know you were a cop"
>Heh I'm a deputy sheriff but I'll let it slide.
>She has no clue that I arrested her BF
>My partner and I are allowed into his house and seize his weapons under orders from supervisor
>Week later she calls me we go for coffee
>Tells me shes a wreck and cant stand not having boyfriend
>I ask her to dinner
>"That sounds nice ;)"
>mfw white always win
cont.

even if he was he would have to prove that he is superior to anyone, good luck with that.

I'll be waiting for the call so we can assess which one of us is superior.

Where! I just met a young deputy sheriff in socal.

>current day
>Her ex boyfriend tested positive for heroin
>Courts find him guilty and sentence him to 15 years

Two weeks ago I received a call from my supervisor saying that I'm under investigation for fabricating charges against him. Yesterday my supervisor called me and say that investigation was closed and that me and my partner are being considered for the LEO medal of valor.

TL;DR I arrested my highschool crushes boyfriend and I'm now engaged to her.

I don't want to disclose because I'm under a microscope right now.

Give me a clue. Do you sometimes patrol an area with a dam?

I want to know more about you because the cop I met was fairly attractive. And I need to know. You're probably not a cop to begin with, though.

Fun read. Fiction until you prove you're a deputy sheriff, but still fun.

Just to clear up they said that the Alcohol charge was fabricated and when they did an intoxication test he tested positive for heroin.

>kek saved my life and job

I'm literally under a microscope.

You didn't answer my dam question! Also you're not a cop. Also, no one is investigating an anonymous thread on Sup Forums, pussy.

No I patrol along coastal communities. I think you're thinking of LA County.

You're right I'm not a cop. I'm a Deputy Sheriff. I'm not a boy in blue I'm a man in tan.

Still searching for your penis?

I'm going to take that as a yes

Pretty sleazy story, bro
Superior indeed

How the fuck is that a yes?

I know you know who I am deputy

Maybe..

that is fuckin hot. must. have.

>chainshirt and helm
Those dont stop bullets...

I haven't worked the 2 days bro.

Getting defensive cause I figured you out?

I know but they are pretty decent in a crusade campaign to reclaim Jerusalem.

This happened around 2 weeks ago

Heil!

No. I can tell you we have never met.

How can you be sure

Jog my memory then.

Ok. So. Long brownish blonde hair, white, short, was with a girl with big curly brown hair

Why did we talk to you?

Your pic is proof of something

For being in an unsafe area at night. And smoking.

I don't like criminals. He's the sleazy one for treating his gf like shit under his shoe. Plus hes a dirty immigrant.

You lied about him to get him deeper in trouble. It also sounds like you were stalking him/her
Enjoy your sloppy seconds, runner up

That is quite possible. How old were you and do you recall the day. I deal with a lot of "youth" who like to loiter and smoke weed like its air.

Do you have any idea how doxable you are right now??

Quite young and the day before Thanksgiving.

Stalking lmao I was conducting an investigation on him to try and prevent him from distributing drugs.

Cmon you remember me

I was not working day before thanksgiving. How ever I did work Thanksgiving and that was slow af.

This is why there is a code of silence because outside of the code you can't trust anyone , not even to brag.

You're not fooling anyone here
Also doesn't change the fact that you lied

Let's meet up and smoke a blunt, anyways.

If I were you, I'd delete this thread before someone gets a snapshot of it

Too late

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Shit happens......

you like jazz?

Also, if it wasn't you, then who? Is there another young sheriff deputy? Or something. Who did I see

I have been to the arctic.
White Americans < Inuit.

Get out of your suburb, dopey.

How does it feel being a cumskin sissy whos a tv sitcom zombie?