Lets get a secrets/confessions thread going anons

Lets get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I like Chocolate Milk

i cheated on my GF with 2 girls in 1 week and im in love with one of her friends who i gave up for a good friend of mine, i hate myself ever since.

I stole like 500$ from my dad. But I didn't do it all at once, I started from like 20, 50, 100. For about 3 months I stole in total 500$. I think he knew that something shady is going on, but he never said anything to me. That was like 10 years ago and I regret doing that shit ever since.

That's some complex shit

Im fuck buddies with my friend/house mate's gf''s 13yo sister

I cry and seal my tears in a vial and let it dry up so only salt is left and use it to cook with.

I want to watch my girlfriend get pounded by another guy

why not do same with sweat also?

Girl responded with "We can always give it a shot" when I mentioned that we should do something over break

Even though many people say that this is at minimum and "on the fence" yes, the few that interpret it as a no, is causing me to doubt if it will happen.

I've done it once and want to do it again. That was like 3 years ago :/

I had some hot Italian sausage for dinner.

Also gave a cute Italian boy a blowjob.

When I was 6 I shoved an M80 in a cats asshole and lit it. Blood was everywhere and the cat just ran far away.

Fags

I was a gay at age 13.

ty

lost it

Fap on Enema porn since 16yo

It's 2016, being a fag isn't really that big of a deal anymore :\

Ive came into my coworkers drinks for a few months now. She gulps up the whole thing everytime and it never fails to give me a hard on...

I commit credit card fraud on a large scale

How do you do that? Do you take her drinks to the toilet?

How much money are we talking about? And how did you get away with it (or didn't you)?

my fiance is trans and i enjoy being fucked in the ass and sucking her cock

Have cheated in all of my relationships, it's not a big deal. Never have been suspected of anything. Just got into a new one and I have a chill date set with another girl later tonight. It's easy if you have work or friends you can excuse it with, and the routine of changing contact names/etc. becomes easy after you repeat it a couple times.

i secretly wanna see some force porn, but have no idea where to find. Any /bros help me out?

I made nude pics and sex vids with ex-gf on the condition I'd delete them. I used recovery software to undelet them. Confused what to do with them no that she kicked me out of her flat while I'm fighting cancer.

Details please

Yeah She goes on break and leaves her drink in the fridge so I head to the restroom with it. Place it back exactly how it was so she never suspects a thing. One time she left her drink over her weekend and I took it home and jizzed in it like 3-5 times and returned it and she finished it... Oh my god...

My girlfriend made me who I am today. Gf of 5.5 yrs got me first job, made me apply for full time. Made me move out. Made me move into a new plsce. I'm just clueing in and it's making me miserable

Got kissed by my 8 years old student and loved it.
It was proposed and done by her.

Looking forward for when I'll meet her again next week.

I am Fidel Castro's illegitimate son.

Thousands so far. Get away with it by taking pictures of credit cards I handle at my place of work. Use online through different pathways of accounts. Not sure if it's catchable, but it's more effective and more useful than stealing items from department stores and grocery stores, which I've done for years.

intended to reply to

I love cake.
youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

so you order things to your address with stolen card info? or is there another way?
because i'm pretty sure if somebody called up about fraudulent charges they'd be able to trace where the product was delivered to

I ate an irresponsible amount of cheese today...

Use it to get prepaid cards online. Have recently used on multiple amazon accounts to send eGift cards to one hub account (still not one with my name/etc, and I haven't shipped anything from this account yet).

>fighting cancer

at what weight class?

I pooped the bed... recently.

I am in a relationship with at least 7 girls and none of then but one know about it. I have cheated on every single girl i have ever dated..It honestly feels good to get that out

Haven't taken over $100 from any single card as I've [heard] that this would be grounds for investigating fraud. Usually $90-98. Simply, I have lots of pics of cards on my phone, lol

In legitimate relationships with each? Do you keep them all satisfied intellectually/conversation wise? How do you function in your day? How do you physically spend time with them? I've cheated in all of my relationships but only dated two at once; it's easy to have a fuck buddy who you don't have to talk to constantly, but a fucking girlfriend? Yikes.

so you use them on amazon to order prepaid amazon cards for an account with no connection to you?
pretty smart bro, sorry for so many questions i'm just considering it myself

Maybe, i just didnt seem to like the feeling after cheating.

im gonna kill myself in the first day of the next year

i lick/sniff and rub my dick on my sister's feet while she sleeps

Indeed. And thank ya. I've always stolen and I've always cheated (I'm two different people in this thread), and have done each the best way I saw fit. I work a low-end job (am only 19), and everyone thinks I'm such a wonderful fucking person. lol

I've been fucking my daughter's best friend for the last 2 years.

I suppose it's understandable; I'm sociopathic in at least one way in that I've never had remorse for anything I've ever done, only humiliation/embarrassment when found out.

So, is it a soft no, on the fence yes or something else?

Legitimate relationships all of them work so i just try to fined different times of the day and days of the week to spend with them. Im also in school so i balance school in between all of that, All of them clame to love me so i assume i some how have done a great job at giving them all attention and the care they seek. it is pretty great tbh i have sex every single day sometimes multiple times a day, some are into awesome kinds and others aren't. Over all it is awesome once you get the time managing down

Oh, and I would recommend it. Of course, just be careful. And I think it's safe to not exceed $100 from any one card.

>greentext?

Impressive, to say the least. Good on you.

I'm a cop but, I'm pretty crooked when I can. Recently pulled some kids over in a nice area. They had an eighth of some really dank bud. I took it from them then threatened them with jail time and then sent them on their way. After my shift was over I went home and got stoned and watched tv for a few hours,

That was me right up untill I found my current GF. Shes amazing and now I believe in love. You'll find the one you don't want to cheat on... eventually....
I fucked over 200+ girls till I finally found one I enjoy to hangout with 24/7... Love is real guys.

I have concealed my number and told her Ive been with

Benefits comes with the job..

I don't understand poop because I'm a Mr. lame troll.

Here is a guy that understands a good squish poop because he is not a Mr. lame troll.

I want to fuck a guy with my girlfriend, but am too ashamed to admit it -- thinking if I do she'll see me for the beta I really am.

That's dope, I feel it'd almost be harder to be a crooked cop than a really likeable worker at a family restaurant (sort of like Panera+) who steals a decent amount of money from the store (easy to conceal it in the system) and massive amounts from his customer's credit cards. Having a gun and authority to pull someone over and run red lights doesn't really get me going -- otherwise, I'd strongly consider being a crooked cop.

I faked a mental ilness because of depreshion, on day it went too far and my perents put me in mental hospiþal, I was there for 3 mounthes and saw some crazy shit in there

Girl(s) will still think that's a high number depending on your age though.

I was in a relationship with a girl whose family I moved in with (which prompted us to be together), and it was fucking amazing, and I was absolutely positive she was 'the one.' I cheated on her once during our first five months, and only because she pissed me off and this hot girl invited me over in a pinch. However, she then went off to college and our relationship really kind of crumbled. I did most of the damage with anxiety -- anxiety I was probably projecting from myself onto her. However, she did talk to other guys and eventually cheated while we were still together.

Then during our period of "working on it," she found a guy at college she liked, and while still leading me on fully, got into a relationship with him. I recovered pretty quickly, and I'm in the aforementioned new relationship now, but, that fucking hurt.

TLDR I was in love with a girl who I still kinda pursued to cheat on. Do you think there's a layer above that still that I have yet to find? Really I think the 24/7 stimulation (living together) is what stopped it mostly.

what does she drink? after a weekend o.O

how much are we talking and what type

don't be stupid, everyone is having a bad year

I've been pretty much only smoking weed, masturbating and playing game in the past 2 weeks

i was once sort of raped orally but i actually loved it after i stopped panicking

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 12yo mormon girl quite a few times. It was pretty easy to make her cum

Can we see them?

I used to fly for an airline company. They said some really high up people were interested in speaking with me. I went to a private meeting with these "people" they told me if I crashed the plane then my family would be greatly compensated for my troubles. I declined and went on with my life.

Was at a bonfire at a party with many people in big wooded area next to friend friends of friends house. Everyone drinking, most smoking, etc.

Engaged in multiple conversations with this couple who had just gotten married. Guy was super excited about wedding and talked about it a lot. Wife was a 6/10, brown hair with a nice set of tits. She was chubby but not fat. She has the jeans/flannel/bubble vest/boots combo on.

Everyone goes off talking to everyone but keep talking to wife about whatever. Her new husband keeps coming back to her and saying love you honey and kissing her while we chat.

Husband has been drinking a lot and is getting tired or sick. Says he's going to house to lay down in warmer place as this was fall. He expects her to come with but she says she'll be right there.

20 min passes and we are still talking. I ask if she needs to get back to him and she waves me off. We eventually get up and I say I'll take her back to house.

Big detour as we get halfway and start walking into woods. A few hundred feet in out of view start making out with her. She starts kissing my neck and ear. I reciprocate and she takes my hand and puts it on one of her tits.

Grope and feel for a bit and then reach up her shirt and bra. She must be at least D cup. Play with her nipple and she is reaching for my dick which is diamonds.

She looks at me and says "I wanna suck your cock". Fuck me yes. Drops to her knees and gives amazing sloppy head in the middle of the forest. Loved that as she's doing it she grabs my ass and pulls dick in deeper.

She stops for a sec and says we can't fuck but I can cum in her mouth. Blows me for another minute and i bust a ton into her. She takes it all, smiles and giggles at me and swallows it then kisses my cock and licks it clean.

She says she needs to get back to the house to check on hubby. Gives me her number and says call sometime. Find out later husband passed out waiting for her so had no idea.

any other details you can give?

They said if I breathed a word of it that my world would be turned upside down and my pilots license would be provoked and they'd find a way to take my kids. But anymore about the meeting and it'd leave clues and I have to be careful.

Bi fag here. When I was in college,18-19yo, i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy, was one of my highschool friend's brother.

I take drugs, go in illegal rave party every week end.
I use to fraud credit card (thank to the deep web) and I sold cocaine, make DMT, grow mushrooms and weed for money and because I liked it.
However I came from a rich familly and I have build my own company at 18 year old in website creation with 3 friends.

I tried tempting my best friends dad when I was 14/15. He liked my tempting but didn't act on it.

>Fags
Actually, no, they are not homosexuals. They may be cuckolds, in the true sense of the word, and they might be swingers or enjoy hotwifing, but nothing they wrote implies they are gay.

And, unlike you, they actually have women to lend out

proof or fake, this is too big for be real.

how old is she? Does daughter know?

how did you get her?

berp

>I fucked over 200+ girls
Nope.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

star wars isnt porn

You're a fat baboon lookin baby fucker.

I'm 25, I was put on the spot and didn't know what to say. After I told her shes told me shes only had 4 guys and that my number was high, so fml right?

So this girl your with now your just stringing along? I used to think love took time but this girl, it was actually a first sight thing.

I steal from my employer. Been doing it for years in small increments. Probably upwards of $100,000 now.

We made out several times before. one night at a part at my house we were kissing in my room. i was slightly drunk, gradually she let me touch her more. i started taking her pants off, she tried to stop me, told her i just wanted to eat her pussy, she smiled and said ok, could tell she was kinda nervous. licked her pussy for 15+minutes before she relaxed enough and i made her cum

I've only ever actually loved one of my girlfriends and they dumped me Saturday since they no longer like me. 5 years for nothing. I feel like killing myself again.

never went further?

I spy on and wank over my best friend in the shower at least once a week.

Her bathroom windw has these weird blinds that are easy to see through, the window faces a wall so shes never had to worry about it. But when its night time and dark outside its almost impossible to see if anyone is looking in, never mind if she isnt looming for anyone.

I also came into her moisturizer whilst she showered once then when she got out i told her that her lips looked dry af and kinda gross.

Safe to say she got a big handful of moisturizer and rubbed it into her lips and face.

would have loved to but she didnt want to and I didnt pressure her. i was perfectly fine with what I already had.

Is that a cow that orkers get milk from

Recently sold my 36 foot sailing yacht and offered my cousin who is married with two kids £10k for one night of sex. She refused but I got a hand job and came on her tits for £3k

yummy. Ever considered looking her up?

I don't remember much from when i was 4, but... I remember, how i walked along th3 garages and saw a big pipe with the smoke coming out of it. It was inside the garage, it was opened, so i closed it. Then life went by. Dad died in car crash. I asked mom about it recently, and she said me this because it was easier to do. It fact, he didnt die in car crash, he was in his garage totally drunk and doing some shit with pipes, then wind of something closed doors and he died from suffocation. I think i killed my dad, nobody knows about it.

were FB friends, she's going to college on the other side of the country

>3k handjob

Wish when I was skinny/femboy body and younger I acted on my trap/crossdressing fantasies