>Be me >Cousin comes over >Fall in love with her >I try to make my moves >She lets me get close >Lets me touch her (not privates) >Seems to show signs that she likes me too (Giggling at my shit jokes, stroking her hair, embarrassment when I look at her in the eyes, using laughing at jokes as an excuse to literally sit on me, while grabbing my hand under the sheet so my parents don't see it >I try to go further >Spank her butt here and there >She doesn't seem to dislike it, but doesn't really say anyhting >I tried to massage her above her breasts >Rejects
>Go for a walk later on >While we are alone questions me for touching her butt >I tell her the truth, I like her and it makes me happy being close to her >She says I have issues, that she is my cousin, not my girlfriend >Says I must have done this to other cousins >Says that her behavior is normal and she does this with all her cousins >I say I am sorry, I didn't know she felt uncomfortable with it, and that'll never do it again >But in exchange, I request that she stops coming for cuddles and hugs because it is confusing and it hurts me
>Half and hour later, sitting in the sofa kinda trying to avoid looking at her cause I kinda feel empty inside and I just want to feel sad alone >She keeps questioning what's wrong >I tell her the truth, that I am sad because I fucked it up and that'll pass
>10 minutes later >She starts using any excuse to make me laugh >Sits on me again >Cuddles >Grabs my hand under the sheets >Puts her breasts on my arm, pressing a bit hard. >Makes sure I know she is doing that >Wake up today >She is ignoring me completely >Doesn't want to spent time with me at all >I heard her say to my mother she doesn't want to stay in the house today >Won't look at me in the eyes
What did I do Sup Forums? Did I fucked up completely? How do I fix this?
Logan Gutierrez
She probs regrets putting her boobs on you, or she is thinking about it. Give it a day and if she wants to advance, there's no issue, but.. don't expect anything to happen and you don't want to risk the word getting out.
Brandon Butler
Bump, any advice right now would be great.
Jonathan Jenkins
well i mean relationship w/ cousin is kinda fucked from the start but, hey op, buddy ol' pal
my advice for you? kill yourself :^)
Nicholas Long
So, she did the whole hugging and cuddling thing out of pity and now she regrets it? Well fuck.
I don't know if I should talk about it with her and tell her she doesn't need to do that shit or just leave it and wait till she leaves.
Ryder Hill
im calling underage &b
Jackson Nelson
Yeah, well. I didn't decide to fall in love with her.
Andrew Green
I am 20 years old. She's 18.
Ayden Powell
then this story is fake as fuck.
Christian Wood
Ok, I lied. I am 19. She's 16. The rest of the story is real tho.
Xavier Davis
Underage, stay away from that shit bruh, (I'm 714407363). If she was 18+, thats another story, but because she's under 18, if you get caught in anyway you instalabeled as Child Predator.
Michael Gonzalez
Fuck this gay life, man. and fuck me for falling in love with her.
Sebastian Thompson
Mate you're over 18, go to a strip club or some shit. Or better yet go clubbing.
Liam Gonzalez
What do I do now though? Do I just ignore her till she leaves or what? I don't want to fuck up our cousin relationship for life either, shit.
Gavin Williams
lads what does this mean?
>girl: "You're cute x" >me: "You're not too bad yourself."
5 mins later...
>me: "Actually, you're not "cute" you're more than that." >her: "THANK GOD." >her: "Love you
Adam Kelly
Well, you could be like soz bitch I was only fking around, please keep your body parts to your self. And then act like some hot chick friendzoned you.
Henry Campbell
You want me to play hard to get?
Hudson Wilson
Can mean anything, best thing is to be straight. And act like your self no differently.
Tyler Perez
Nah friendzone, and keep it there. Don't advance because it can only end badly, you gotta think longterm.
Ayden Scott
lad this is like the 8th time she's done it (said I love you)...
Juan Scott
I have some advice for you.
Don't listen to advice from Sup Forums
Wyatt Diaz
Those two statements conflict with eachoth... ohhh
Sebastian Nguyen
It's doing my head in.
Juan Foster
Send, "Love you too??".
Elijah Clark
Stay away from that shit man, she's underrage ya don't want to end up as Sup Forums's new posterboy.
Nathan Bailey
i did and she starts the riddle bollocks
Michael Cooper
Also yeah, whytf you asking Sup Forums for relationship advice. You're lucky I'm bored af right now or you'd probably end up chopping your dick off upon request from trips or some shit.
Jayden Scott
nigga you acting so dumb why are you asking all these questions n shit holy fuck
and i thought i was socially retarded
Ayden Stewart
Now, good luck for the next segment of confusing ass shit.
Henry Jones
Because it's confusing as shit?
Aye this lass is confusing as fuck man. I don't know how to handle this shit.
Evan Martin
She's into you. That's how you handle it.
Unless specifically friendzoned.
Christian Flores
whats confusing?
she says youre cute, is happy you think she's more than cute, and says she loves you, and wants to hear you say it back
its straightforward! especially since she's not some random and you been talking a while.
ask her out. i'll eat all the spaghetti in my gas mask if she rejects you
Camden Lopez
I haven't been friendzoned because she's very sexual.
Tell me that after you read this alright.
Zachary Edwards
dude op your dick is getting in the way of your brain. close your eyes and meditate for 5 minuteson how retarded you are then go find a chick who you're not fucking related to.
Ian Gonzalez
?? all i'm getting from that is you're not all mentally there, buddy...
Dominic Watson
I really want a girl like her though, I like how she is. Not just physically.
John Campbell
How fucking old are you OP?? Like 14?? How about you go play with some fucking hot wheels and shut the fuck up
Cooper Gonzalez
Yeahp, Agreed.
Alexander Taylor
Why are you so pissed off?
Christopher Roberts
Lost my shit at that ending. And if shit hits the fan and you need to hit the abort button. You can turn it into a joke.
Hudson Evans
it says the messages are jumbled
I sent that last message on the second day lad. It's now the 16th day.
Carson Butler
because this is one of the cringiest things ive ever read, no way OP is any older then fucking 15
Michael Baker
the latest messages are the ones on the left actually.
Owen Moore
I've spent a lot of time in isolation, despite having had gfs in the past. I am 19.
Ayden Diaz
Fam, you seriously need to consider one of the following
>Stop trying to fuck your cousin >Kill yourself
And since we all already know you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself, STOP TRYING TO FUCK YOUR COUSIN YOU AUTISTIC RETARD. DO YOU WANT KIDS WITH WEBBED FEET? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET KIDS WITH WEBBED FEET!
Andrew Baker
She's adopted though, not really cousin by blood.
Jonathan Parker
b-but they'd swim faster
Lincoln Miller
ok now youre obviously full of shit, stfu kid
Cooper Bell
You didn't "decide" to exist either.
Don't you see, user? THIS is the one decision you make that truly makes a difference!
John Murphy
Well then, you know the answer, She's into you, go get her.
Charles Cooper
pic related
Austin Campbell
I'm glad this is not a YLYL thread, because I definitely lost.
Benjamin Stewart
Nah she can't be interested in me.
Matthew Smith
Tell her you're sorry and show her your hot wheels collection
Pic related. Its the new jaguar xj220. I don't have it yet but my mom said santas getting me it for christmas.
I'm so excited
Isaac Nguyen
fucking retard.
quit making excuses and making things more complicated for yourself
you've known her 16 days. from what youve shown us she is VERY CLEARLY into you. So go for it. Fuck your insecurity. Do it
The worst that can happen is she won't talk to you again... which.. isnt much of a loss considering youve known her for less than a month. Christ. get going!
Chase Butler
I almost died laughing, that dude just dug the biggest fucking hole I have ever seen.
Nolan Young
Couldn't have said it clearer my self.
Oliver Adams
>So, she did the whole hugging and cuddling thing out of pity and now she regrets it? Well fuck. Yes That was also your chance
Deal with it
Sorry user
Jonathan Ortiz
Fuck you faggot, that's not new at all, I've had it for years! In fact I have two of them!
Luke Anderson
I've known her longer than a month. Almost two years. I've only just started doing this though.
Joshua Gomez
alright, then you have a bit more to lose. the worst case is now you lose a friend of 2 years instead of an acquaintance of 16 days.
BUT. Really, dude. Just go for it, if you want it. Stop being miserable, stop doubting yourself. Just do it.
Daniel Fisher
why are you faggots encouraging this idiot to try and get with his cousin?
Matthew Carter
On the real though check out this tesla model 7
Daniel Nelson
Alright, user. I'll bite my tongue and hope for the best.
Luis Kelly
kek'd so hard
Aaron Brown
idiot, there's two different people in the thread, i think.
theres the cousin fucker, and then theres this other dude with a chick that's clearly into him.
i've been ignoring the cousin fucker
Bentley Johnson
Not even helpful in the slightest.
I like you
Jacob Nelson
>Cousin comes over >Fall in love with her
William Turner
Shiieet, son. Those are gonna cost a lot of good boy points, y'know
Brody Martin
FUUUUUUCK
Anthony Ramirez
trips
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i get cheeky messages like this but the autist in the picture you laughed at went full spastic
David Jones
>What did I do Sup Forums? Did I fucked up completely? How do I fix this?
You don't. She's starting to put up walls, best bet is to just move on. There was obviously some misinterpreted signals between you two and she's young so she's especially crazy.
Do yourself a favor and move on. It's for the best anyway, if you did end up with her you'd have to hide it from everyone and it'd be at best a hassle and at worst it'll destroy relationships with friends and family who find out.
Jason Scott
Obviously she's not having any dirty thoughts in her mind. She tries to love you as a part of family and kind of friend. And you think of her sexually, treating her like shit.
you should kill yourself OP. You're perverting innocent girl
Blake Garcia
Also cuddling and hugs are normal. You're the one whos beta fag and thinks that they mean more than that. Once more kys
Blake Nelson
If you say so, I've got a lot of female cousins I've spent time with and none did that shit. The ones who did, ended up wanting to blow me off.
Zachary Young
you know that there is a difference between "i love you" and "love you"? How long was she staying at yours when you 'fell in love' with her?