Any tips on cheating? Have you done it and get away with it...

Any tips on cheating? Have you done it and get away with it? I'm talking the one time thing and not an affair kind to leave your wife/gf.

Just do it. If it's only one time then you can't fuck up. Strategies are needed when you fuck the same person multiple times a week.

I am married but have a long term affair with my high school sweetheart.

cheating on you wife is really overrated if you are just going for sex. If you have an affair to have someone who isnt the mother of your children to talk to/sleep with/etc, thats different entirely.

>Get a throw away phone
>Do not use your own social media
>Do not cheat with someone you or your partner knows.
>Do not cheat with someone in your shared social circles.
>Do not, under any circumstances, bring them to your place.
>Do not blow off plans with your partner or "stay late at work" to cheat.
>Use fake accounts on dating sites or tinder to find one night stands
>Alternatively just book an escort

Enjoy your cheating scott free.

cheating is always cheating to leave the wife. You think cheating is less bad than an affair?

Think again, if you can't handle the guilt or your wife being heart broken I advice you to be with your wife.

Do it in a city somewhere else with a random name and dont provide her details, maybe give her a number to a throw away phone. Holidays are good

> do not cheat with someone you know
wut

Just don't pay her with your credit card.

Step 1.
Dont cheat you fucking asshole.

I've cheated 6 times with my current girlfriend of 1 year (fucked 4 girls, kissed 2). In total I've probably fucked between 15 and 20 girls on the side for the past 6 years over the course of 3 relationships.

None of the previous relationships ended because of cheating.

What do you want to know?

If you take care, there are several of these rules that you don't need to follow.

grass is always greener dude
just stick to fapping then think if you still want to do it.

Give me your best tips that aren't obvious

>Someone you know
Obviously you're going to meet the person you're going to fuck. However cheating with someone you have a history is not ideal if you're just looking for a quick fuck. Different story if you are actually having an affair which OP stated he was not looking for.

Yes that's true, however for a first timer or someone with an overly suspicious spouse the general rules will help get them started.

DISGUSTING WHORES

Well, there's really not that much to it - besides the obvious.

I've been caught before (managed to save the relationship though), but that was when I lived in a smaller town. If you live in a small town where there is a chance the girl you cheat with has any mutual connections to your girlfriend (even 2nd and 3rd degree), then don't do it.

Now I live in a 1m+ city, and things are different. Chances of getting caught are exponentially smaller the more people live in your area.

Basically, what I've usually done is this:
>Go out. Either alone or with a friend
>Know your friend. Does he know that you want to cheat, and would he be able to accept it and keep his mouth shut? Unless you trust him 100%, wait until he goes home before making any incriminating moves
>Know your GF. You need to have a good knowledge of her friends and the people around her. Ideally you'll want to know details about her 5-10 closest friends - how old are they, what do they do, where do they study/work/go out. You'll need to make sure that your target doesn't know any of these people connected to your GF.
>Make sure there is no one in the venue that might know who you are
>Once you've made sure the target is not within social reach of your GF, you can do whatever you want to get her. But don't tell her too much about yourself. You can lie if you want, but you don't need to if your careful. Don't give her your full name.
>You can kiss her in the bar if you want, but it's safer to get her somewhere where there is no chance that people who know you will see what you are doing
>If you want to fuck her, the safest is to go to her place. If you do go to your place, make sure she takes everything with her so she doesn't come back after something she forgot. Also, CLEAN! Vacuum, clean sheets, everything
>I always try to get the girls full name. That way I can block her on Facebook as soon as she leaves. That means she can't find me or contact me on Facebook later on

Have you ever got caught?

Also, it's always best if you agree (not necessarily explicitly) with the girl that what you are doing is a one time thing. That way she doesn't get too many expectations that you can't live up to. If you break her heart or just hurt her feelings, you risk that she might come looking for you to tell you how much of a douche you are at the worst possible time.

If you can't avoid sharing contact info with her afterwards because she wants to meet up again, don't give her your number. Get hers. Don't contact her. You might use her number to find out where she lives, and then avoid going near her place.

Tips sure.... Don't do it.. You'll get caught.

I got caught once by my ex. Managed to save things though.
I lived in a smaller town back then, so things were way riskier. That wasn't really the reason I got caught though.
I went home with this chick and slept with her. In the bar I'd been talking to a guy who didn't know I had a GF. The guy hits me up on Facebook a few days later asking something like "lol did you fuck that chick the other night user", totally indescrete. I lie to him and tell him I just follower her home, because I don't trust him.
Later that day my GF comes over, I had to go to the store to get some things, in the meantime she wants to watch Netflix on my laptop (usually no issues with that), but when she opened my laptop I had left the conversation with the dude wide open...

She got mad as fuck and threw things around and yelled a lot, but I managed to assure her that I just followed the girl home to be a gentleman (it was winter), and that I would never cheat on her. Worked a charm.

I lost my virginity to a married woman, we had an on off thing for years but never any talk of her leaving her husband, except for a couple of arguments where she brought it up while drunk so i guess she always wanted more.

As i say, on off for years and never caught, i was always single though so not too much effort on my part, park around the corner, don't let anyone look through your phone etc. I loved it for the most part, never caught but some people suspected as we weren't always as careful as we should be, infact im sure her sister knows for certain even though neither of us would admit it.

Lie about who you are, no real names, no personal info. throw away email accounts. No face pics. Meet at their place. etc. Basically leave no trace, no evidence that could ever be connect back to you.

I also sort of got caught once prior to this incident. I had cheated on another ex, but gotten away with it. Some months go by, we break up for other reasons. About a year later we start to fuck around again (she was a great lay), but one day at a party she's fucking pissed at me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore. Turns out the girl I fucked on the side still felt bad and finally told my ex (They were friends. Not close friends though).

Find a literal hot body butterface tardmuffin. They only think about sex and fuck like machines.

A bit of extra advice is to always keep a clean path on your phone, laptop and social media. If you text or message some chick you've banged or want to bang, delete everything. If you've let any friends in on your secret(s), delete every message that hints towards anything suspicious. If you have several Apple devices, remember that iMessage shares messages between devices, but sometimes deleting a message on your phone doesn't delete it from your computer. Go through everything that your GF might see (either on accident or because she's suspicious), and make sure there is nothing incriminating to be found.

Don't do it. It isn't worth the trouble afterwards. I can tell you.

It is not worth it. Don't do it.
Lying, secrets, the whole shitstorm afterwards.

Go to a therapist for advice.

I know from hard experience.

this

This thread is full of moralfags. Wtf fucking whiteknights, if OP wants to cheat let him

HAHAHA this is good advice. I know MORE than one person who got sunk by iMessage. They erased all the messages on their phone but forgot the iPad/MacBook logs them too... He left his iPad at home and his girlfriend watched a conversation between him and his fuck buddy in REALTIME. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Exactly. You think you are safe letting your GF watch her fucking shows on your Macbook because you only texted someone from your phone, and then iMessage fucks you up. Also, turn off fucking notifications from iMessage and Facebook on devices that you don't carry with you at all times. And while were at it with Apple, remember that deleted photos go to the "deleted photos" folder where they stay for 30 days unless you actively delete them permanently.
You gotta know your shit about your phones and laptops and anything that goes to the cloud.

I've done it shit ton, go at least 2-3 city or towns away, make a new email that is completely off the wall or use a diff name, come up with a fake name that you use when out

>LEAVE NO PHYSICAL EVIDENCE

A throw away phone has a bill somewhere so if you have one (and I suggest against) use cash

cash is king; all transactions must be done in cash and not traceable

If you need to withdraw money do it non-chalantly. get 160 instead of 100 from the ATM and store the 60

Unless you are like me and have your own personal account but then the statements come somewhere.

fake accounts...see above, that's evidence

make all transaction verbal

make sure you have an alibi
business trips are excellent for this but be aware at the company Christmas party there might be a comment

She can't know the following
Where you live
Where you work
Your phone numbers (home, cell or work)
Social Media (if you have it; best to not have any at all)

Remember that all women have a psycho streak

Your car and license plate should be the only personal things she sees and even then she should never be in the car because she can leave evidence.

Clean up afterwards; women leave smells on purpose

Watch out for scratches and hickeys. Women mark their conquests

OP should note that a lot of this is overkill for one time things and people who are not married/share bank accounts with their partners.

Just be smart about it, delete any and all evidence in your phone, assuming shes likely to go through it, same with your pc. and make sure to not add whoever it was you cheated with on any social media where she might be able to get a hold of your significant other. and make sure the don't leave any marks, or diseases. However you shouldn't cheat, if you have issues with your relationship, then figure it out with your partner. but do what you will.

Yes. You can get away with it easy.
>Find a chick who'se DTF
>Fuck said girl when your wife/gf is not around
>Clean yourself up afterwards
>Make sure there are no hints there was another woman around after she leaves
>Don't feel bad and your girl shouldn't suspect anything