I'm practicing my scottish accent, but it isn't working laddies

I'm practicing my scottish accent, but it isn't working laddies.

What are you doing to improve your scottish?

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>What are you doing to improve your scottish?

picking up some heroin and a bucket of fried shit on the way home from the unemployment office

Shaun, is it you ?
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translate web pages into scots and read aloud

>What are you doing to improve your scottish?
I'm not doing anything, senpai.

I really hate Scottish people, they're such try hards. Irish are cool though.

I inserted a screwdriver deep inside my brain.
It really helped me understand what it's like to be a Scot.

I think I sound like pajeet :((((((
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Fuck off
I've watched some videos of him already :(((

Scottish twitter is pretty funny. They write how they speak.

hahahahahahha
i go pajeet too when I try to do scots (english)

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Not that I'm any better, but you sound like a druken russian pajeet

Nothing in particular...

>unemployment office

It's called the job centre

You are a fucking genius m8, did you come up with this """"""banter""""" on your own?
I wish it would come naturally to me as well.
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I am the one to blame :((((
My english isn't specially good as well.
Someone could vocaroo this.

>My english isn't specially good as well.
nah it's decent man. cracked me up!

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I never really tried to learn it, I just think about that Scottish Patrick picture and improvise on the spot.

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Gave it a shot, please rate.

Fuck this gay connection, it got cut halfway.

Thank you laddie. I hope you speak true and you are having a good giggle.

I tried :((((((((
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Stop flooding my thread with your vocaroos please, thanks in advance.

FOCKING FREG PESTER, YE ASKT ME BOT ME TRAENIN NAE YE WANT YERSEL SOME SAEF SPAEC AYE?
RITE THEN, FOCK YE N YER SHITTY SPURDO VOICE.

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I tried

It's not the first time you INVADE one of my threads with your GAY voice.

Why do you need a scottish accent?

But anything you want.

>Why do you need a scottish accent?
It's the best accent.

Watch Limmy's show. I got an alright scottish accent from doing that.

>It's the best accent
youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
Really, nigga?

Perfect.