>yes,hello welcome to colombia compadre
What do?
Yes,hello welcome to colombia compadre
Jaxon Ross
Ryan Rodriguez
heyyy where the chicitas at
Kevin Martinez
Go to the local beaches and befriend the goers and hook up with a colombiana morena
Samuel Parker
don't talk to me, costeño hpta
Daniel Johnson
take a plane and go back to spain
Leo Jenkins
I visit the local Escobar shrine and pray for safety.
Levi Myers
no por favor, me gustaría volver a mi propio país de mierda
Tyler Wood
Surrender my wallet, cellphone and shoes.
Zachary Martin
go to a better latino country
Thomas Lopez
Go fuck some donkeys immediately
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Kevin Davis
A la embasia canadiense por favor.
Landon Russell
Whit what money?
Mason Baker
You might not make it in one piece.
John Lopez
make some friends in colombia
Parker Sullivan
Claro que si, no sea tan pelota.
Dominic Nguyen
Enjoy your stay in this earthly paradise, mr gringo tourist!
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Ryan Peterson
You don't know what might happen en route to your destination.
Leo Martinez
Hola companero, como anda?
Carter Parker
(You)
Matthew Wood
One STD-free prostitute, please.
Evan Anderson
dirty shitskins who don have sense of pride
Robert Harris
Instigate the FARC so the shithole called Colombia falls upon itself
Nicholas Edwards
Colombian taxi drivers are a sketchy bunch of I'm being honest.
Mason Rogers
If you don't want more niggers going to your country, you should think twice before acting
Jose Foster
quiubo pues triple hijueputa, se bajo de todo?
*Steals your phone and sneakers*
Dylan Walker
Colton Gonzalez
It's a risk I'm going to take to improve humankind
Matthew Peterson
Post the top 10 hottest girls in Colombia right now.
Nathaniel Reed
Damn, they party hard.
Ryan Lewis
How much do high quality prostitutes costs?
Jaxon Bailey
Tbh with you being white you could get high quality girls without trying much
Justin Perez
From 700 USD
Brayden Ortiz
Hey, brethern.
Brayden Turner
Says the cholo
Josiah Evans
You belong to Colombia
Landon Cox
Well, you should start packing your bags and start walking in direction to Argentina then, now that you still have time.
You're bound to get more of buenaventura niggers.
Hello, rebellious department.
Christian Harris
That's pretty fucking expensive
Are you guys first world now??
Mason Murphy
Only when it comes to demand money from foreigners from the first world
Zachary Walker
I'd like to visit the amazon and the pacific region. Never been there
Not as a whole, but there are first world tier areas and neighborhoods in pretty much every big city. There's a hell lot of inequality as well.
William Thomas
cheap hoes are like 100usd or less, you just have to try not to sound like a gringo
Alexander Phillips
Kek, you're talking bullshit.
You can get cheap ones for 6 USD.
AIDS included!
Jonathan Lewis
Justin Morgan
I fucking hate the submissive colombian posters. Im gonna beat all of you out if you dont grow dome balls.
Hudson Fisher
I would like to visit colombia some day, I live in florida and I grew up all with colombian immigrant friends from cali, bogota, armenia etc they basically adopted me into their culture, I know all about your weird catholic traditions, sayings, superstitions.
Landon Kelly
I hate colombian posters but i hate other countries even more
Alexander Nelson
You'd freeze your ass in Bogota. Go to Medellin or Cali for Florida-like weather
Lucas Garcia
Please for the love of god don't kill me please I want to see my mom again I promise my family will pay you half a million dollars oh christ please don't cut my fucking throat you don't have to do this
Parker Walker
Not true you can fuck for 30-50k COP in Bogota for low class and the more expensive ones in nightclubs cost around 200k. For 20-30 minutes of course, a whole night or hours is another story. Also you can go alone no problem nothing is going to happen.
Daniel White
>freeze your ass in Bogota
wut?? I thought you are jungles everrywhere.
Jace Hill
Bogota is at 2640m above sea level
Kevin Baker
Hell, 2640m nearer the stars
Nathan Moore
Not necessarily.
Colombia has diversity of environments
Gabriel Nelson
Hello there ese
*blasts reggaeton*
Hudson Ward
Who are the most beautiful women in Colombia?
Jace Wilson
Paisas
Josiah Howard
Be a master pick-up artist and unleash the equally master plan: log on Tinder, swap right.
>YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA
Samuel Peterson
Hellola amigo, you spéako el englisho? See?
Joseph Richardson
Hopefully not murdered.
Xavier Bell
Our portion of the amazon jungle is in the south of the country and less than 1% of the population lives there. Most people live in the Andes highlands and the weather ranges from springlike to temperate savanah and cold marshlands. Close to the Caribbean coast the weather is desert like and the eastern plains enjoy monsoon weather. So no, most of the country is not jungles. I've never been to a jungle in my life, which is sad considering the southeastern part of the country is a big jungle but there are no roads linking it to the rest of the country