>see this in your kitchenh
WWYD?
See this in your kitchenh
Put that fucking whipped cream in my mouth that shit good
Wonder when I got such a nice granite countertop, but still can't afford a decent bowl.
start beliving in God and thank him
that your moms house son
Hit her in the face with a book to kill those caterpillars on her face
There's egg up near the rim of that bowl. I'd learn that bitch how to beat some fuckin' eggs by beating her. Then rape.
I don't blame you but I'd be more focused on Sabrina
same
dubs
LISTEN HERE SUASAN, I'D SAY YOU'RE LITEREALLY WORSE THAN HITLER, BUT AT LEAST HE KNEW HOW TO USE A FUCKING OVEN
wonder how she got inside and call the police
Tell her all about the benefits of free market consumerism.
Ask her to make my omelet with spring onions and peppers.
tell her she doesn't have to explain, she just has to eat all the eggs
bump
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bump
Kek
Ask chief O'Brien to beam the alien into space.
looks like celestia vega so probs would buy a shit cheap sports car and write "TWISTED FATE" on the side then take 6000 selfies with the same arrogant retard expression
Throw her out. I don't want no bitch stealing my shit. Plus I've got really high standards so I don't really find her attractive.
bump
with her?
Immediately poop and pee my pants and then poop and pee her pants.
fart in the whisked eggs