What would you do if you had a nuclear bomb sitting in your garage

What would you do if you had a nuclear bomb sitting in your garage

Fallout 5

Call your mom and tell her that her dildo arrived.

Sell it.

to ISIS

Why?

I'd make America Great Again.

Click......

Fix the world

Strike the nose with a sledgehammer, and pray for sweet oblivion.

Probably get fucking arrested and thrown in a secret facility 140 feet beneath a CIA black facility.

Disarm it, sell the nuclear materiel to science, and use the model as a kids ride, like insert a coin and the missile will jiggle or some shit

Sell it to some terrorists and tell they'll get a real bang for their buck.

nuke boston

Eat the radioactive material and hope for superpowers.

Call in a bomb threat...

Place it next to a military base loaded w more and detonate.

nukes are worth a shit ton

How much?

bout tree fiddy

Take it to Cash Generator, trade in for SNES games

>sell it to iceland, denmark or canade
>no need to worry about it anymore
>have money till you die

But Africa is still on the map.

Also:
>one nuke

hey you can tune it up and get increased power
with a kit from Auto Zone.