Ex started texting me again today. Dubs decides what I say next

Ex started texting me again today. Dubs decides what I say next.

Anal?

Can we get back together please? I might kill myself if you say no btw

"Since we broke up I think children with cancer are hilarious"

Rolling for this

baby, i want us back together. i got so close to fucking your brother last time we were together then we split, i would hate to miss another opportunity to get in his saggy ass bag.

Roll

shameless self bumparino

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reroll

All these one offs feelsbadman

i turned into a homosexual

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>Trip dub dubs

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my dick is small and im gay

I'm op too Feelsevenmorebadman

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your cunt smells like rotten fish

Fuck you you stupid pleb

Send her

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First try

have sex with me im desperate

God damn it. I got trips right after.

2 dubs in a row, wow

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Winrar waiting on response

fuck me or ill hang myself bitch

So, I really don't intend on talking to you. Unless we have sex again. You don't really have much else to offer, no one would talk to you if you hadent sucked their dick, you filthy cheating whore.

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Winrar

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i only fucked you because you look like my mom

What is her name?

Yes.

Opie is a fag

What's next /b?

Why are we talking? Thought we weren't together anymore.

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WINN

Op is a fag

kill yourself, if you dont ill do it bitch

BECAUSE NEW... DAYS ROCKS!
NEW... DAY ROCKS!

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All the rest of the wins?

let's give us another try

suck my small dick bitch

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How about you come over and I'll give you the ol' lickaroo.

so uh, babe. i need to tell you something...

LOL LETS DO DIS

pegg my asshole bitch

reroll

Shameless reroll

~reroll

did you leave me because of my small dick?

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i still masturbate thinking of you...

WIN

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reroll

I need your mouth on my anus.

I can't get off to anything except for real life human children.

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WINRARRRRRRRRRR

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This bitch is the slowest texter stg

Funnier if they're dead tbh.

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social work is cancer i literally hope everybody you try to help dies.

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Because I was so close to getting your dad to let me bang your brother while he watches and you just had to screw it all.up for you, you twit..

op is a faggot

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Im just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp an hour? I'll give you much more once I'm 99 and rolling in it

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can you fuck a nigger while i watch?

Some of these faggots, up to you

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I miss you babe.. what are you doing tonight?

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Guys I think it's over still hasn't replied to Lets give us another try will update!

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this is fucked. i thought really hard about my post.

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Can you socially work my anal cavity bby

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FUCK YOU OP
MY FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU DIDNT DELIVER
FUCK YOU

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No shit that's the dumbest shit to say, should have asked her for a twosome

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Why do you choose the dumbest comments to respond with

Unless you're talking about sucking my dick you've got nothing that interests me.