/brit/

Buds not lads edition

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lad

be verrry careful now

Neurons are melting

>have to get up at 6am

>work in 7 hours

clare

>work tomorrow at 7am

>AT work

Homolove t b h.

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>never had a job

>work tomorrow

>30 year career due tomorrow
>haven't started

The nipple is being cut off arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

>up at 6:30

>permanently unemployed

wtf? i hate art now!

>unemployed

bit gay
the only acceptable homo stuff is traps, twinks and femboys

got a LOT of (you)s last thread lads
feels good to know you're all puppets dancing on my strings

>work in approximately 12 hours

>job centre tomorrow

haha

told the job centre I want a career as a babestation cameraman

>9am lecture tomorrow
>but then nothing for the rest of the day

>work in less than 8 hours
>still positively 'chonning it

>his city doesn't have a zipline
sad!

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heard my mum say "we can't put him in the hospital again" after i went a bit mental today
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
KILL ME

gaslighting my son haha
the git

pffft
more like shitline

Open the door Louie or I shall gain access to your room via the window

the whole situation was exactly like that, except it involved more crying, suicide threats and wall-punching

That was a painful audio track

get a grip you manbaby

also greentext

bit mental lad

ever considered that getting some help might be good for you lad?

The absolute fucking STATE of some lads who go on /brit/

This is a NORMIE GENERAL, if you're a SPAZ then you are NOT WELCOME

>Trump administration 'had a secret plan to lift Russian sanctions' and cede Ukraine territory to Moscow
>Senior Trump aides met with an opposition politician from Ukraine in New York

>both aides were Jewish

this one got me thinking

did you used to post your face here?

*is 7'7"*

reckon i know how you feel

Bit feral
Hope you get a nice padded cell

I see reddit formatting fucking everywhere on the 'chon, what do we do about it?

louie, you've gone feral

New client at work is called Bain, enjoying myself quite a bit

>zipline

Bain?

>"White House defends Trump Holocaust statement that didn't mention Jews"
the ignorance of some news sites astounds me, how can the guardian suggest he hates jews when he and netanyahu are best buds

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUY

Jesus fucking Christ Channel 4

>proper spacing is 'reddit spacing'

Off to your mole hole pleb

no point
it just comes back when i get out and stop taking meds
>tfw going to be on meds for life

no im not poleboo

it's quite shit innit
made my 9 year old little sister cry, that's when i stopped being angry and started bawling my eyes out
feel guilty as fuck

how large is he?

>Parent: Department for Culture, Media and Sport[2]

there's your answer

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really wish I was white so I could be a rorke

need to spaff inside her vagina

which is the worst?

youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
or
youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

and the Channel 4 company is Jewish-owned :^)

there's your other answer

yor jus bein evol

Honestly, the front page of 'dit has been nothing but anti-trump pieces since the inauguration. its actually mental to see the propaganda machine in full effect.

crazy times lads crazy times

>le Sup Forums meme

do you like any of the others

>hating abstract art
sure sign of a mindlet

azns usually have really hairy roasties

Wtf mate whyd you even flip out?

GET FUCKED WAYNE
GET FUCKED

>I agree with you so its fake and shit :PPP

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was a Teaching Assistant at the University of Toronto, and a Chinese girl in a fourth year class who would never show up to class (0% on participation worth 20%) submitted a very high quality risk management case analysis, a little over 3000 words, leagues ahead of what some of the other idiots in the class were writing. It was a great paper by MBA standards. So the professor and I called this girl in, and when we confronted her about the content of her paper, we found that she could barely even hold a conversation in English let alone tell us what her paper was about. Her academic misconduct case went all the way up to the university tribunal, which is like a council style hearing for academic integrity cases. We found out that not only had she been using UnemployedProfessors.com for every piece of submitting writing for over three years, but it exposed a ring of corrupt TOEFL authorities in China that lead to the arrests of a bunch of people for fraud.

the louie vocaroo is the best

because the ONLY way you can be a baddy is to be anti-jew
ignore that the jews have their own NotGenocide going on

>le gubbmint are forcing dick surgery docs reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the rest look like girls who try really hard to be pretty but fail, 3 is okay in an i'd take her out for a night but only if she puts out way

Internally cracking over the conversation the directors at my work just had now

>yeah so I'm going to set up a meeting with Bain
>Blain?
>no, Bain
>ah
>yeah, he's a big guy at [redacted]

You're a big hobbit

is that stephen merchant in the second clip?

did you say for you

Unfortunately I was a few desks away

blonde ones alright

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fucking hell yanks spends hundreds/thousands getting unemployed professors to do fake uni papers for them

If I pulled off that ring would you die?

lads, just saying yeah.

Carol off Walking Dead is literally one of the coolest characters in any tv series.

yeah looks a bit dim though

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Literally not even have met a Chinese that did this.

Plagiarism is literally something first year students who are doomed to fail out anyway do.

can't even remember lad, depression suddenly came back about 2 weeks ago and it came back bigly so ive been really fucked up recently
I didn't make her cry on purpose, i had no idea she was even home
ended up taking the blades out of a disposable razor and cutting my arm with it then put 2 cigs out on my arm
i don't know why i'm like this
need to see the GP again i think

Fucking hate anyone under 21yo

man Apple advertising was REALLY good

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youtube.com/watch?v=SQHZ1G2nkHg

I'm feeling a little bit nostalgic for 2nd Jobs era apple

'ppose

>watching the walking dull

>can't remember
>happened today
Fucking goldfish
>cuts himself
Will never understand people like you. Will go back to pretending you don't even exist now

71445849
imagine functioning at such a low level of consciousness

new Opera is just a Chromium reskin with some addons included with the download (like the VPN and adblock)

WTF Britain is beautiful

need to spaff inside them against their will

>need to see the GP again i think
think that might be good for you

>LOOK LOL HE WATCHES A TV PROGRAM XD XD

literally...?