New fluffy thread because the other one reached the limit

New fluffy thread because the other one reached the limit.

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My gf saw the 200 or so fluffy pics on my phone and now she dumped me for some reason.

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If she doesn't like fluffy then she isn't the one user. I am sorry though.

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still got us user

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bet dat foal is thinkin bout dewicious miwkies

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>when the shitposters start assimilating

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A wild smarty
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>ITT

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>Be you, smart guy
>It's been raining like balls where you live, enough that it's brought the Fluffies out of the sewers and out of their dens
>They wander around, looking for new places to sleep or live in
>Some of your neighbors don't mind them sleeping in their bushes; it keeps the bugs away, they reckon
>And while most are harmless, a few have gotten themselves in trouble - clogging up traffic being one issue when a herd moves, scaring kids at a traffic stop being another
>What did these poor things do to you, one might ask?
>They dug up your yard
>Look at it
>You had a perfectly pristine garden smack dab in the center, raised off the ground by a foot of cinderblocks
>And yet, somehow, they still managed to get up there and eat EVERYTHING
>It's the dead of winter
>You had heaters placed ever three feet to keep the plants from freezing
>You spent all year cultivating them to give to your neighbors
>And now?
>Gone
>You're just glad that they can't climb so well, otherwise your Avocado tree would've been next
>It lies next to the garden, and always kept nice and clean
>But all the rain has made the ground soft, and mushy
>Even with the cold, it'll take a few hours before it hardens
>And those little beasts are starting to dig it up!
>They're actually trying to build a burrow beneath the tree, damaging the roots and the bark
>A few even managed to pull a heater down from your garden's raised border, and placed it near the opening
>If this keeps up, you'll have yourself a herd to deal with
>So you've locked yourself in your garage
>Cracked open the 3D printer
>And began printing designs for something big
>Meanwhile, while that prints, you're hard at work building the innerds' for something big, something sweet
>Something that'll either scare those Fluffies away, or get rid of them
Cont.?

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i've always wondered if this would come up in a divorce court.

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no fan of yard invasion, but I wonder what will be 3D printed

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Ohhhhh i would kick the shit out of that one. Just looking at that makes me mad

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>that bite mark at the end
kek

I'll take it that you want a continuation. As long as one person likes it.
>Before you take your revenge out on the Fluffies in your backyard, you thought you'd test your little machine of death somewhere else
>But where, you fretted, would be a good spot to try it?
>Why not the local school, where the fluffies are bound to be?
>No, that angry Irish groundskeeper does a good job keeping them away from the kids, and the Highschool and Middleschoolers are smart enough to ignore them
>No, you need some other place
>But where?
>While you mull over this, you assess the working skeleton of your machine
>It's a stout little thing, about a foot and a half talk and weighs in at over ten pounds alone
>With all the working components it's about fifteen
>It can twist it's torso and walk at the same time, you soon discover
>It can raise it's arms in jerky movements, but that can be fixed easily
>But most of all, is the hand. The left hand is host to four fingers of segmented pieces with a thumb
>To test it's strength, you have it try and grab a soda can
>It takes a few tries, including realigning the fingers a bit, but within no time at all it can grip the can pretty well
>And squeeze hard enough for it's fingers to punch through the aluminium
>Good, you thought, installing the camera in the 'head'
>You'll want to see where your little machine is pointing after all! And what better way then from it's own perspective?
>You attach a transmitter to the back, allowing it to be controlled by your laptop
>In this weather, though, you figure you don't need anything to sink the heat into. It's cold enough as is
>Once you finish your little tests, you go back to see that yes, yes that thing is still printing off the plants
>But they're almost done
>And you have a paint set nearby
>Once it's finished, you figure you'd paint it something fierce
>Just gotta wait, but in the mean time
>What should you add to the RIGHT hand?

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New thread because you are cancer