Waifu claiming thread - it's not over yet edition

Waifu claiming thread - it's not over yet edition

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>some rule
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Chara got claimed

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^

Easter bunnies!

>tfw no one knows your heresy

fuuuu forgot pic

>should I walk her home and get my friends to fake steal her purse so I can beat them up to impress her
Average Waifu claimers idea on how to pick up women

Claim

Hello shitposter-kun.

Yeah, guess you're right.
Not OG if you're wondering. I didn't want to claim Ruby with another Ruby in thread, so I claimed other stuff. Started claiming Ruby right when I noticed he'd left and I've stayed with her for some months now.

Oh boi. Are you prepared for those? I hope you do well in them, don't disappoint me!

You really must fix your schedule. I sleep at least 6 hours if possible.

still here


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i remember last night well enough

Like the chocolate ones? Also, did you happen to download a Momoka folder from Sup Forums? If so, it was mine!

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Murder

カラミチーマス

Claiming best 2hu and best waifu, aka Cirno

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'Sup bitch?

Sameji claim'd

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>goes to shower with the intention of going to eat later
>goes out of the shower
>check the time
>realise the mess hall is closed
>have no car to go eat outside the base
I'm starving

>stellar claim

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welcome back everyone

Call your doctor and keep taking them until he says otherwise.

Maybe I'll try it some time... first I'd need some new running shoes though or else I can throw mine in the trash in one or two weeks

m-maybe even not in bed

Thats from Flight of the Conchords

When that idea fails, Bret convinces Jemaine to pretend tomugSavannah, so he can save her and be seen positively in her eyes. It is another idea he got from asitcom. Jemaine enlists the aid of his friend John, who mugged them in the third episode of season one

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I-I am not on the menu!

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can you cast something then?

I guess that's acceptable.

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chara

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How many of these did you make

I guess a baby would make a good Christmas gift

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floor? against the wall?
that would be better for licking

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Cool. You still are so beta that you're asking for girl advice from a bunch of virgins who would shit their adult diapers if a girl even looked at them. If you're gonna follow their advice, have fun being rejected and feeling awkward every time you go into this pet store. I can actually offer advice that will work because I'm the only one experienced with this shit but you won't listen based on the fact that I don't claim a cartoon as my wife. Pathetic

What does shitposter kun even do for a living?

5 Folders.

Saratoga claim

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smug

against the wall. Oh dear, that would be nice

shitpost from work

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It has been a while since I saw you
But then again I'm rarely here

>lol what a fag

What did you do to the edges

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Ow the edge

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The pet store isn't real
Its from a tv show. I was shitposting.
There is no girl
There are no goldfishes
Etc.

>mfw thread already at 50 pics
>starts to prepare a new thread

I was here every day the last week or so

Is it really?
I might have talked to you sometime ago, but maybe you weren't that Velvet.

Is this the best bote around who I love so much~?

a cold wall , no shirt

w-why so lewd though?

Have you really?
Well then, I guess I missed you when I was here this weekend, only stayed for 3 threads this week

Depends, are you the scythe wielding huntress who I love dearly?~
>and also happens to be a bigger heretic than I

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That is it.
I need to pay for my net again.
I tried posting a picture for the 10th time now.
Thx Egyptian bullshit internet!
Cannot even post 500kb pics... Bullshit.

I love the Cadbury eggs, Terry's Milk Chocolate Orange Ball. I hate having to only eat one or two eggs a day though. And I'm currently making my own folder! I didn't know there was one on Sup Forums!

Oh! buy adidas, they're great for workouts and running.

I can cast really black spells, but I won't because I worship God. The spells can only work if you worship yourself wholeheartedly.

No u
>Forgotten
Okay

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As far as I know, I am the only velvet.

It would.

I guess we must have missed each other then.

I trust you on that one! But I won't start until next year after I moved out.

In case you didn't see it:

Call your doctor and keep taking them until he says otherwise.

I hate cooking quinoa

fucking christ people stop with the lewds. if u see your waifu naked she cant be your waifu anymore u fucking edge lords

how is that lewd ?
how would you want it then ?

I know, right?

Why would you want a social hierarchy on Sup Forums, hasn't society tortured you enough?

Gross
is there one?

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I don't want any licks and no honey!

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sawus

sounds like something a whitewitch would say
is it too late to start?

I know this girl. She's my friend and we were talking on Facebook, we go to the same university. I asked her what she would do if I rubbed her thigh. She said she would kick me in the dick. Then she said that I wouldn't do it. So I bet her a dollar that I wouldn't rub her inner thigh.
Long story short I know have one more dollar in my wallet. Also she didn't kick me. I also only did it for the dollar.
Does this make me a prostitute?

Yes I am, well, at least I think I am...
Am I~?
>bigger heretic
Wow rude, but a heretic is a heretic, no matter how big. With the exception of Gard and Saber of course.
Also
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Who?

As far as I know me and OG Ruby were the only ones who claimed Ruby for so long, but apparently there's been more than just us 2 (which I didn't know about because I don't pay attention to that).
Then it probably was me.

Huh?

just kisses and tickling ?

Make sure you drink lots of milk for muscle recovery. Muscle milk and whey protein is just a scam to take your money. Just drink one 8 ounce glass a day and 3 glasses on the day of your workout.

You can start whenever you want but I suggest you learn to worship yourself first.

Sorry

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Get a load of this heretic
Basically a bote seasonal tbh
>How are you?

Ah well
You've been good? Last time I remember talking to you was in summer

Of course you are, my little Rubbu~
Yeah, we can agree on that, those people really are huge heretics. They should be ashamed tbh
Also
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nice

No, it makes you stupid. Should've bet more and then you'd be making profit!

No tickling! I hate tickling. Kisses only for someone I love

>Lots of Milk
>I drink milk everyday
I love me some milk
>3 days on the day of workout
aye aye, will do!

Really that long? I have a deja vu that we talked not too long ago. But yeah, I'm good for the most part. What about you?

does fapping count?

Elitists

Hi?

Meems
Hello?

How are you?

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Alive. How was your exam

Yeah but I rubbed her thigh in a sexual manner. Also I didn't bet anything. She bet me a dollar really. So it's 100% profit

;_;
Says the former megumeme
>Pretty good and you?

I chose you

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I didn't have an exam today. Have them next week.
Did you have an exam?
Nice image btw

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