Some wah on the guitar solo

>Some wah on the guitar solo
>"Sick psychedelic rock bro"

>one song features a sax
JAZZ INFLUENCED

>Some shit played back in reverse on one track
>"EXPERIMENTAL ROCK"

>bass is loud in the mix
>DUB INFLUENCE

Don't get me started, you niggers.

>metal album
>classical 1 minute piece
>"WTF I hate this shit"

More like
>Metal album
>1 minute classical piece
"METAL IS THE MODERN EQUIVALENT OF CLASSICAL MUSIC"

Haven't heard that one.

I knew a kid like this
>dude metal is the closest that modern music gets to classical music
>*cranks bullet for my valentine*
he was something else

>slow song
>doomy

>Rock band has some synths
EXPERIMENTAL ELECTRONICA

>Syncopated Rythms
>R&B influenced

>Female Vocalist
>Pop song

>track contains music
>"this is of adequate satisfactory value"

>distortion
>vocals shouted at times
WOW user I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LISTENED TO SCREAMO

>track features casio
>DUDE VIDYA GAMEZ LOL AMIRITE?!

It's real

>Acoustic guitar
AUTOMATICALLY INDIE

>Angry black man incoherently shouting over tuneless noise
>Wow so raw and emotive anyone who doesn't like this knows nothing about music!

>White guys with guitars playing standard generic four chord Indie release one fairly catchy song
>"This generation finally has it's own Stone Roses/Oasis/Libertines! Rock music is saved!"

>Guitar band that isn't metal or punk
>Automatically Indie

FTFY

>Black Singer
>Such soulful vocals man

I like it and know next to nothing about music.

Also,

>black metal album
>"Is this noise?"

more like vintage hentai soundtrack

>music is slow
>VAPORWAVE

>band's sophomore album is stylistically similar to their first one
>"lack of innovation, rehashing the same ideas, playing is safe,.."

>band's sophomore album is stylistically different from their first one
>"the old stuff was better, artistic misstep, overly ambitious,..."

No wonder musicians become misanthropes as they age.

>song emphasizes off beats
>I love ska!

>Dude with dreads in band
>reggae

>song has an 11 chord
JAZZ INFLUENCED

blessed are the sick had a lot of people gozzle in their own cum for that shit

>band title in all caps gothic font
>TRVE KVLT

>Tapped guitar over 4/4
>math rock

>Punk band has a black guy
>SOUNDS LIKE BAD BRAINS!

>song has bongos
>TRIBAL INFLUENCE