"Alright user, say again what you said to me last night... only this time, say it in a hot...

>"Alright user, say again what you said to me last night... only this time, say it in a hot, sexy authentic region accent."

deadass b

ur mad hot

like brick titty

t. The Great State of New York

I want to kill myself

yo bitch yo dick be bigger than all ma past niggas

"Enweye bebé, emmène ton pti cul dans mon char que chte fourre"

Voi viddu mage mikä kesäkissa :DDd

que wea maraca culia chupame el chuto y ponte via logi

te voy a reventar putita

Fuckoff pigeonface

I like men.

Omlette hue formage

apatukasé nde revi ro'o

Хay мaч фop a хayp?

do it in fucking Latin alphabet so we know what you're saying ivan.

I'm literally looking at a calc problem here

Hau mach for haur
i think

>hahah, he can't read cyrillic runes

yes correct

kek

no ceu tem pao?

te voy a romper el orto

che pibita, vamo a garchar

i am of become smarter, stronger

Make way for the best accent coming through

Juu aar veri pretti! aid laik to fondle juur tits veri much jees!

Cor blimey, I'd lov to have a fiddle with thos bloody massive stonkers alroight

FRIKANDELLEN HAGELSAG KANKER :DDD

I said lets grab a pack of darts and down a mickey eh.

>oh mammi

Kör'n i röva

'Battlecruiser reporting'

Oh ankii, je te ferais bien des drôles, con.

>tfw Portuguese accent will never be considered sexy or attractive at all

tching chang chon gueng tong kwan rhen jahn tiu

It could be worse, you could have an Asian accent. Or god forbid Indian.

>speaking Portuguese
>people think you're Russian

>implying your accent matters

Those people are retarded. Portuguese just sounds like heavily accented Spanish

>tfw no qt southern US accent gf

Gizza hoon aye?

troll? portuguese accent is the best in the world

Kankerhoer

Benis :DDD

Matame a pedos para morir hediondo vieja.

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J'te filerais bien le bitoniau dans ton garage ;DDD

Si mami

Oye mami dame un cafe con leche.

Venice in Bagine

Faurrk, your tits are heaps hot.

I will KRAAASH your pussy

ALLAHÜ EKBER!

WOULD YA KOINDLY GET ME A BAG OF TAYTO CRISPS

what do you mean with "sexy " and "authentic"?

Otappas likka nuo hepenet poies nii käyää vaakamamboo tonne makkarii

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
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CHICANA

perkele ei vittu cyka blyad

LOL bitch you don't wanna hear that

*whisper into her ear* "È lui o non è lui?"

Oye rojita, quieres dar un paseo en mi helicóptero?

Ota huora poskeen.

aн хayp тoгдa. Х - глyхaя или я чтo-тo пoпyтaл ? Иль y пиндocoв мoжнo "a" cкaзaть ?
Изyчaю тoлькo BE.

Certo che è lui!

Lass uns gemeinsam die Juden ausrotten.

Muh boi.

TEHST MAI DSHIANT BRATWURST

>>tfw Portuguese will never be considered sexy or attractive at all
ftfy

I bet you taste alright luv