Would you like a yandere waifu?

Would you like a yandere waifu?
>ultimate loyalty
>will do anything for you

Ye

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Eh... I think one of us would end up dead pretty quick. I think yanderes would work well with the more submissive type, but for most people? I don't think so. I want to be able to order a goddamn sandwich without my gf losing her shit because the cashier smiled at me.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. I have a huge yandere fetish. id love to be the pet of a dommy mommy gf. she would keep me safe and noone would be with her ever only me.

>my waifu

tf

Yeah, I actually had a girlfriend who was pretty much a yandere (overly attached bipolar with asocial personality disorder), and believe me, it's not fun.

sounds awesome be happy you have had a love

Dude, she bugged my computer and phone, and she blackmailed me to keep the relationship going for the last three months.

It's not fun to have a crazy girlfriend in reality.

again you had a gf be happy. I swear people are so ungrateful. also she sounds like a good mommy gf

To be honest, for the last four months or so she wasn't really a girlfriend so much as she was a gentle, loving bully that I sincerely hated and occasionally got to vigorously hatefuck.

It ended when she insisted I get rid of my dog. That was too much.

picking a dominate girlfriend over an annoying dog why man why.

My dog has been a good friend and bodyguard for the past 15 years (minus the last two years, R.I.P. Angron), whereas the girl was a bitch.

The only reason she wanted to get rid of him was because he started being really hostile to her after I stopped loving her. He could tell I hated her.

So yeah, I chose a dog over a girl.

I know it doesn't fit your waifu narrative, but that's just life.


Although I feel I should mention, crazy girls often give the best sex, especially the first few times. They fall in love with you in bed. You just don't want to keep them around.

Dude fuck that I feel your pain
>Be me, inna relationship
>Only reason I'm into it is puss and tiddy
>She's nuts, dissociative identity.
>blames a lot of shit on her personalities
>she lashes out at me for no reason a couple times but nothing too major
>one day I get this text from my sister
>"WHO THE FUCK IS (sister) user?! IS SHE YOUR WHORE?!"
>"No thats my sister. Chill, I'm not cheating on you."
>"I doubt that, call her."
>Call sister
>speaker phone
>"Hey bro whats up? Does mom need the car or something?"
>Tell her no that I just called to say hi and whatever, hang up.
>"Well that was REAL fuckin convincing user."
>get pissed at her
>she blames it on one of her personalities thats super possessive and controlling
>"Why do I fucking bother with you?"
>"user what do you mean?"
>"I'm dumping your ass."
>she starts leaving dead animals on my porch
>one day find my drawers have been thrown open, pairs of my underwear, some sweaters, and my grind guard are missing
>Bitch also took my spare glasses
>Sue bitch cause my house has exterior cameras
>she goes to prison
>move across the country so I don't have to run into her again when she gets out.

oops let me rephrase kek. I mean do say I totally would pick a yandere gf over a shitty dog. my b

As my old pal would say "Bitches be cray but a dawg will always stay."

I just hate dogs. and would much rather have a gf more than anything. id kill for a gf

booohoo you had a gf seriously what is wrong with people so stop complaining

why do people like dogs so much they are annoying as shit

Actually, no you dont.

Remember the yuno guy?

I had one, went through hell and had to cut her off like a diseased hand.

Would I do it again?
Yeah. I'm doing it right now.

>had a gf
But it wasn't love, it was mostly just sex and horrible regret. Its not worth the baggage for a crazy bitch lemme tell you that much nigga
Imagine you meet a beautiful attractive girl, and two weeks into the relationship she turns full 180 and turns into a huge bitch who you will learn to hate and wish you were single for life.
Dogs are loyal and fun to be around.

Post the rest

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Why. What possesses you? Is it the crazy fucking? God damn its good but for me its not worth it.

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Absolutely

no I would never wish to be signal. id do anything for female affection. I want a dommy mommy to be with me for life. even if she gets scary that would make me love her more. we would just sit alone and only be with each other. she would never let me near others and I would keep people away from her id be great

also dogs are annoying as shit they smell bad and beg for food like assholes fuck um.

it is worth you crazy people god id kill for a possesive mommy

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thats all of 'em

only if she a cute

Yeah but what if she was a dommy for 2 weeks then she turns into a horrid abomination submissive?

hello, this is someone who is from the waifu threads. you are talking with Esdeath (the blue hair anime girl. this user. Esdeath is a psychopath and basically a yandere himself, he has had many spergs on our thread, he believes women are his new mommys. and has stalked before (from what he tells us). this is just a quick heads up ill be going oh and here is one of hos stories

Truth.

>id kill for a gf
You might change your tune if she tried to run every part of your life.
>user, video games are for nerds!
>user, yuck! You eat that foreign food?
>user, you're ridiculous, we don't like horror movies!
>user, why are you going out with them? I want a back rub!
>user JESUS BITCH FUCK OFF

Loyalty. 100% loyalty. I lived in a shit part of town back in those days, so having a big mean fucker who'd always have my back walking around with me was pretty great. So in retrospect, loyalty and comfort. He was kind of my teddy bear.

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How would you feel about a crossdressing yandere?

I'd fuck crazy but I ain't gonna be with it for more than an hour. I like going on tinder and finding the crazy looking bitches (I've got a good eye now) and just fucking the shit out of them, but I bounce after half an hour because I don't wanna get dick trapped. Last time I stayed over an hour the bitch tried to lock me in.

I would probably sexually assault that, yeah.

I must change for her I am her pet

ill never understand it dogs piss me off.

go back to waifu

well I guess that'd be pretty gay so I'd tell him to fuck off but since he's a yandere he'll end up stalking me so I shank him and bury him in the garden

One time I dated this chick who kept trying to make me call her mommy but that isn't my thing. She tried to make me wear a diaper too, after I dumped her she tried to rape my cousin. I live in a pretty nice red state with a pretty nice red family so her ass got shot to death because my uncle thought she was a burglar.

Well satan yandere have some kind of damage with attachment in their past causing them to go overboard when they love someone. It drives them to do the most romantic things, accept a person for their deepest darkest secrets, build trust that you can genuinely accept and ultimately be the best girl.

Yandere is just a little broken. You have to put in a lot of hard work to get something that good. It takes a special kind of crazy person to want to help someone who's nuts be a little less so.

I'm 2 years into my most recent going on 3. As far as sex goes it's full of problems but nothing that isn't easy to handle. Very purist and vanilla but not in a bad way.
The yanderes will literally do anything for you. That includes putting their emotions before you. It's an odd freedom.

You won't understand the yandere until you have one.
Even as I type I'm filled with fear and excitement knowing my yandere is right next to me. I wouldn't supplement that feeling for anything knowing that someone knows me so well out of just sheer loyalty and endurance.

Pfft, hahahah. Buddy I'm bluer than Hillary and I'm not even mad. You guys get it right on some things.

Would you want to give up all you love? All your hobbies and likes? Would you want to let her turn you into a fucking doll she can keep on her arm?

Jesus dude, there's fetishes and then there's brain damage.

I've had none of those experiences, as far as its been for me with two of them, which is all I want to live through in my life time, its been too obsessive and possessive, I can't deal with that crap. Its never been a good thing, its never made me happy, I've always just been paranoid and afraid of what they'd do.
Es is literally autistic and brain damaged bro. Don't try to reason with that poor nigger.

>Es is literally autistic and brain damaged bro. Don't try to reason with that poor nigger.
Man it's people like that who really need the effort.

wich waifu are you is this youknow get out im not even in waifu

he is the crazy one not me he says I need to die all the time I know who that is

no she will become my life. being her doll sounds amazing

I think I may have dated a crazy girl. She's this Latina girl that I really liked at my job, but I felt like the relationship wasn't working, so I asked her if we can just be friends. Her reaction was so chill and she made me feel like I was being overly dramatic about the whole thing. Then I notice that she acts differently towards me than other people. With others she's happy and open, but with me she's jaded and gloomy. It made me start to avoid her and it only made things worse. She reacts subtly and passive aggressive when I'm around other girls. Don't get me wrong, this girl isn't afraid to cuss someone out or speak her mind, but with me it's more like silent hatred. Did I fuck up?

Anyone got experiences with tsunderes (or whatever it is spelled)?

Lucky me has only had normal gf's so these kind of stories never happened to me, but they amuse me

I'm Ruby :^]

>I've always just been paranoid and afraid of what they'd do.

That's your problem.
You're weak.
You have to know that you're stronger than them to make them afraid of you.
Never hit them though but go ahead and destroy anything around you for her pleasure.

Like i said it takes a special kind of person.

Man, you REALLY need some pussy. If you were my friend I'd buy you an escort for the night. But I can't do that, so I just wish you the best man.

I'm not that kind of person but I'm definitely not weak, I'm too independent, clinginess pisses me the hell off.

shes probably planning your demise right now

Man you fuckers are just making another waifu thread aren't you?

There aren't any avatars here except Es and some other fag

>I'm not that kind of person
You see I am. I live a different life and I enjoy different things.
>clinginess pisses me the hell off.
I can understand that but dating a yandere is like constantly having a bomb strapped to your chest that you always have to disarm but it's really comfy to wear.

If this isn't what you want then learn to recognize it and avoid it.

Nope I just love yuno as the poster child for yandere.
I have pics of my past and current yandere.

That's the idea, each to their own. Good luck with that bomb vest.

damn it rubbu

I dont need "pussy" im not a chestpounding testosterone driven monkey. I want a mommy a ne mommy to take care of me and be my only gf.

yandere is the only way to live my mommy would chain me up and rape me

>You see I am. I live a different life and I enjoy different things.
That's the thing here, it's hard for us to tell where the fetish love ends and mental issues begin. Like, I have a thing for dominant women, but I don't let my bedroom likes and wants dictate the rest of my life. If you want a crazy bitch, that's fine for you, just don't let her remake who you are.

>I can understand that but dating a yandere is like constantly having a bomb strapped to your chest that you always have to disarm but it's really comfy to wear.
That's... That's actually a really cool way to put it. Kudos to you if that's your words.

>I dont need "pussy" im not a chestpounding testosterone driven monkey. I want a mommy a ne mommy to take care of me and be my only gf.
You REALLY need some pussy dude.

>doesn't want pussy
>wants a woman to rape him
Pick one.

i had a yandere gf. it was not great. sure, she was willing to do pretty much anything including getting tied up and fucked for hours in every hole, but i have other needs as well such as to be fucking left alone once in a while and chill. any moment not spent with her was seen as a personal insult. no free time allowed. always stress, always have to be looking after the stupid bitch so she doesn't go batshit insane.

it took like a year to break up with her because she refused to fucking accept it, kept showing up at my house begging and crying and trying to seduce me and threatening to kill herself, trying to sabotage any attempt to move on with my life, etc. fucking annoying.

only recently things have improved, pretty sure i'm gay now tho. gonna go find a submissive cute boy to fuck in the ass instead

>but i have other needs as well such as to be fucking left alone once in a while and chill

should also mention i was only able to eventually get rid of her by literally fixing all of her psychological problems for her. shit was a fucking chore

>Good luck with that bomb vest.
Thanks.
>my mommy
You have a parent fetish which is gross. Yandere is more like overly attached girlfriend in that you love that she's crazy and clingy.
Also she's loyal to the end and usually ends up a ride or die bitch.
>Like francine from American Dad
Isn't all love just trying to attain what our perception of "perfection" is and isn't that perception all relative to every person?
>Like, I have a thing for dominant women, but I don't let my bedroom likes and wants dictate the rest of my life.
Of course you wouldn't but good thought nonetheless.
>If you want a crazy bitch, that's fine for you, just don't let her remake who you are.
Of course not. You just have to find a yandere that works with you. They come in all kinds of flavors and some of them are bitter others are sweet.
>Kudos to you if that's your words.
Of course they're mine. They're the beautiful power of having a yandere within killing range of you while you're "anonymous" on the internet.

I have to find very lovely ways to word things to entrance yanderes.
So who's really sick here me or them?
Huh.

>it took like a year to break up with her because she refused to fucking accept it, kept showing up at my house begging and crying and trying to seduce me and threatening to kill herself, trying to sabotage any attempt to move on with my life, etc. fucking annoying.
>Dude, she bugged my computer and phone, and she blackmailed me to keep the relationship going for the last three months.
>To be honest, for the last four months or so she wasn't really a girlfriend so much as she was a gentle, loving bully that I sincerely hated and occasionally got to vigorously hatefuck.
>It ended when she insisted I get rid of my dog. That was too much.
Crazy girls in a nutshell.

>If you want a crazy bitch, that's fine for you, just don't let her remake who you are.
>Of course not. You just have to find a yandere that works with you. They come in all kinds of flavors and some of them are bitter others are sweet.
Okay my bad man, I was getting you mixed up with OP since you're both posting cartoon girls.

>Of course they're mine. They're the beautiful power of having a yandere within killing range of you while you're "anonymous" on the internet.
If that's true I might have to hook up with a crazy girl next time I get writing.

I don't like the idea of sticking my dick in crazy.

Then she would start to hate you because yanderes dislike (oddly) that you are completely submissive (never met a girl before?)

no I dont dude im not that singal minded I want a blooming flower of love

well I guess if thats what you consider "pussy"

its not mental issues my fetishes are just diffrent. and I want a new mom a better one then the last. a girl who will treat me like a baby

I have alot more fetishes then that and no it is not a parent fetish. I would not want to sex ethier of my parents. I want a new mommy and yes yandere is my girl type

>well I guess if thats what you consider "pussy"
Pussy means vagina. You fucking moron.

>its not mental issues my fetishes are just diffrent. and I want a new mom a better one then the last. a girl who will treat me like a baby
Having a sexual fetish that cuts in on your entire perception of the world and interferes with your ability to socialize counts as mental issues.

no my therapist says its fine its a part of me im a submissive and I want a dominate gf who will do diffrent things like eating or crushing mice. and yes my therapist said that was fine aslong as its consensual. you dont have a phd

kek what I know what pussy means calm down

>you dont have a phd
I'm also not being paid $200 an hour to tell you what you want to hear.

pfft thats not how it works people always say this they really dont get the idea. what am I being lied too im crazy and noone can help? better noose? I have some hope

Holy shit, Sauce?

>posting cartoon girls
I suppose. It's cool if you're too old to understand what anime is.
>If that's true I might have to hook up with a crazy girl next time I get writing.
If you're stable and strong enough to do it then they'll love you forever for being their rock in a twisted dark sense of reality.
I don't understand what the whole dominatrix fetish is about but to each their own.
Are you a masochist as well?

>I suppose. It's cool if you're too old to understand what anime is.
Nah, I get what anime is I've just never really been into it. Got nothing against it tho. Anime is still a cartoon though so it doesn't seem wrong to call them both that.

>If you're stable and strong enough to do it then they'll love you forever for being their rock in a twisted dark sense of reality.
My past relationship issues have been being too stable and strong. Girls want me to change and I don't, so I'm guessing dating the crazy type wouldn't end well.

yeah I like a dominate women im submissive in and out of the bedroom. with girls anyway.

sub girls disgust me tbh

Fair enough. Anime is technically wapanese cartoons.

Let me ask you one thing.
How do you know something won't fly unless you really try?

are you a dom? also I wouldnt listen to some of these guys they sound a little off

>with girls anyway

? I dont get it

>Let me ask you one thing.
>How do you know something won't fly unless you really try?
I got too much shit going on man! video games, warhammer, art, smithing, digital art, piano, writing. I got too many fucking hobbies.

Are there any good anime to listen to? Something with weak visual game but good plot and audio? That way I can listen to it while doing other things.

Yes and there are 2 rules.
My partner watches in a chair in a dark corner of the room and I'll only be bottom if you can beat me in a fist fight.

>smithing
I smell a medieval combat fighter.
>Are there any good anime to listen to?
You don't want to ask me this question. I like garbage anime like Date a Live, Heavens Lost Property and Futaba (last one nsfw).
As for my taste I would say Shimoneta. You get the point of what's going on without having to watch it. Full of dirty language all at the courtesy of your female erotic terrorist Blue Snow.
If you do watch it. It will set you over that edge.

I actually like this
>aside from you being a dom
only tough girls should be aloud to be mommys. my gf must be able to hold me down
I always saw yuno as more of a dom. dont get why so many doms claim her.