Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>When your parents had Schizophrenia chances are 33,4% high that you also get it
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY
lmgtfy.com/?q=christmas ryuko
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

goodnight

カラミチーマス

Sameji claim'd

Claiming Tomoko

Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^

Ima call him Fuzzybrow from now on.

Nah I don't need a girlfriend atm because I'm not thirsty. And even if I had one she wouldn't be ugly likes yours.
Same here, my last gf was into witchcraft and would slit goats' throats open and drain the blood in front of me.
Sleep tight.

Time to visit the salt mines.

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Christmas music/10

I go with eyebrow-kun

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Claim

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That one sounds cuter, I think I'll use that too.

Where are you going?

We /christmas/ now?

Those eyebrows of his belong on a daruma.

I'm gonna hop on the sleep train too.

Goodnight
and everyone!

Rumia claimed

Why the hell not?

Making some extra money isn't half bad, but then again, working any sort of retail generally sucks this time of year too. It's bad enough that you see the worst in people come out when you're standing there as just another customer, let alone being the employee on the receiving end. Hope that stats exam goes well, life on the bubble isn't fun when a final is also coming.

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU

Yes

Good night!

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>Anti-climatic
Yep. Exactly how I feel. It wasn't even close.

They're giving us a month off until classes resume the second week of January. I'm gonna order a thousand dollars worth of computer upgrades, and maybe finally relax for the first time in 3 months.
Thanks, yeah it looks like its through. Want to talk about anything in particular? We've got a month
bye

Which Keion would you hug? Mine would be Yui of course alongside some cuddles

Bye bb

I have done a lot of the same, trying to get as much work in also, so that maybe I can get a nice sum of present money for Christmas. I hardly have the time to come on here throughout the day anymore.

Night

Welp, might as well leave this here
youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

And you'll lay back and chill time

Because i done goofed

Oh. Yay!

Sure. Gimme adress

7/10

>all i want for christmas
I'm naughty, not so nice
Someone who wants you dead.
Know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake.
Got a sock full of bolts and I'm hiding under your bed.

Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!

White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh
All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away

Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my pit bull chained to the chimney
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
Yeah!

Got a list, I checked it once.
No need to check it twice.
All I know is tonight I'm gonna pound ya
Take my woman and you're gonna pay the price.
Got the ghost of Christmas present
You're the ghost of Christmas past
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!

Ui. But really, any of them would be fine. I just don't want to be lonely, even if it'd be for that short amount of time during that hug.

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I feel you, user. You aren't entirely lonely as long as you are here.
*hug*

>tfw i dont have any christmas ryuko saved

>tfw no christmas sameji exists

You have only yourself to blame for that.

Don't worry, Kurumi knows a solution, and it's image tangential

Ravishing as always Tomoko

lmgtfy.com/?q=christmas ryuko
It's not the same and I don't like roleplay stuff like that.

waht

'Night

Damn man, but it's also well deserved too. You'll probably spend that first week alone mentally recovering from that sprint at the end. It's also a lot of time to think and reflect too. If you find yourself wanting to talk about things feel free.

Mio- same VA/singing voice as the waifu. Plus the bass. Yui's a close second though.

Aw yeah.

consider her officially stolen

Same, idk how much I'll be around in the coming weeks.

Oh, rip you.

claimed

What what?

Why would you steal her of all waifus?

Mine.

in the butt?

If you insist

Claimed.

Mine

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

I won't deny

Koumefag dropping in for a bit.
Probably gonna go to bed soon, but really bored right now.

Our waifu's would probably be good friends.
Tfw no /christmas/ pics.
This nigga.

thanks

Of course. I might go to bed now. But I'll be on tomorrow night, a bit earlier perhaps. You should definitely let me know whats on your mind, since I've been too nervous to be anything but self-obsessed for the last 3 months. Deal?

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Hah, deal- it'll make for an interesting discussion. Take it easy.

You shouldn't have any difficulty finding Koume in Christmas gear

That's a tough one but I would like to hug Ritsu
^^;
WHAT!?
Have you not seen the anime?

Wait, What, are you fuckin' gay?

a hole is a hole amiright?

Yeah, I know, but I've been busy with work and by the time I get home I don't wanna sort through a shitload of gelbooru and tumblr (yes, I use tumblr for weebshit like this.) search results to find ones I like.

Right now, I just wanna listen to Pendulum and shitpost on here a bit until I fall asleep on my laptop.

:(

Pm me a pic

Oh my

That's adorable

>smug

No

QOTT: cake or pie?

Pie

Cake

welp, it is to me

neither

Neither.
Both make me vomit.

So smug..
Cake with milk

yooooo, best girl

you know it bb

Trick question, the answer is Type 2

I don't roll like that

Or at the very least there's a no entry policy

Pie.

Cake (if you know what i mean)
>I'm sorry
Also hello smugs

No, you are.
Depends on the type of cake/pie, really.

Pie! Gooseberry is my favorite! With a scoop of vanilla iced cream

Cake!

Depends. Savoury or sweet?

Apple or Blackberry Pie.

Next week I hardly expect to be on at all. Between tests and work. But I'll be back.

Sup Beaute, how's your day been?

Both good decisions (then again the only bad decision is refusing to hug a keion)

if it fits, i sticks

Cake

Claimed

too cute yui is too cute

Going to sleep, Your waifus are shit etc.

Does that include a McChicken?

How was that smug? It looks more cute

Heya

But

Hello fellow Rumia user

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Cyan, from "Show By Rock!!"

Demure, shy, gothic loli catgirl. The most moe for the money!

sure, why not

>sleep well

Well hello there yui, you qtpi
My day has been well, just working for the weekend
>cause everybody's working for the weekend
Just one more day of work
How's yours been?
How have you been lately?

Savoury

>smug

Night

>smug

Nvidia display driver, for fucks sake, please stop crashing randomly.

Peace nerd.
No buts, you butt.

Pie. So many flavours of meat pie around.

Claiming best spider

Synthpop is the only good kind of music tbh

Rikka!

this is smug fag.

We need to go smugger.

Ah!, what do you do for work?
It's had it's ups and downs but I am in a pretty fuckin good mood right now.
>you are still cute

But how cute is truly too cute?

Subjectively true, I like some new wave too.

Ah goddamnit, didn't see that even after scanning. Well, I do have another one. Don't worry.

Sleep well friend