NEWFAG THREAD

NEWFAG THREAD

all newfags welcome
here you can ask anything you want about the Sup Forums

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ooh wow nice thread I am new fag

NICE

here are lot of trolls

what's with all the loli shit, but no proper jb?

what is jb?

this this soo much this
jb is short for johnny bravo

where do i sign up

jailbait

Why does this fruit increase penis size, I've asked experts but even they're perplexed.

how do i find the memes?
i was told there would be memes

Because it feels like a vagina

Newfag here. How do I shot web?

VERY CAREFULLY

original ancient of elder fags chiming in here to answer questions

Why cant i triforce? Look:
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See?

Jailbait isn't allowed due to shifty legal grounds

I was told the same thing!
where are the memes at??

what do the two numbers mean under each thread in the catalog?

lol I don't know

this see this

with great caution

I was told there would be bananas and green frogs

amount of replies and amount of image replies

Pfft...I used a sock filled with ground beef.

Why do people say 'too soon' whenever a pic of a hot girl appears?

Posts and posts with images. If either number is italicised the thread has reached the bump limit (I think 150 for images and 300 for posts) and cannot be bumped.

it's a single pic and it's because she is actually dead

this

It's a certain one, the girl in the photo is actually dead

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who gives a shit

anyone got a pic of her?

kekked. who are we talking about here?

Most living people prefer to have sexual relations with other living people.

Newfag wondering how often the really fucked up shit people write about happens here?

Rarely

jokes on you; I don't

What?

That's because you're a sexual deviant and you shouldn't expect other people to share your fetish.

>what as a jb

confirmed for unemployed cletus

how do I find fresh hot corpses to fuck?
serious question btw

THIS

T-H-I-S

make sure numlock is on then type in

for alt + number codes, hold down alt, type in the number on numbpad and let go.

[alt + 0129] , [space], [alt + 0129],[space], [alt + 30], [enter]
[alt + 30] , [alt + 0129],[space], [alt + 30]

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I need this info

Which board has >greentext stories?

I too need this info

and then it 404's?

what are rules 1&2

someone pls answear ths

who is it?

faggots give a shit

also to clarify she was dead when the photo was taken

could use this info as well
asking for a friend

got the photo?

CP means cute pics
Newfags

because lurk more you fuck tards. Sup Forums does not get explanation, only can be learned first hand

Every and any board can and will have green texts, it's not available to do it on mobile devices.

this is a newfag *friendly* thread

how do I join anonymouse ?

You came after 3 explanations were given, so congrats you newfag

how do I an hero?

Why do we all have to be fags?

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if you're talking about 4chans rules they are here
Sup Forums.org/rules

if you're talking about the rules of the internet they are :
Rule 1: You do not talk about Sup Forums
Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about Sup Forums

is the term "newfag" every used nonironically by "oldfags"

And if it's not ironic, when do you stop being a newfag?

OMG!!!!

>is the term "newfag" every used nonironically by "oldfags"
no

What can I use to play my saved webm's on my computer? For whatever reason I can't view them...

teach me ur ways

kill yourself

>Sup Forums does not get explanation, only can be learned first hand

this is what started all the cancer. it's better to spoon feed it to them. otherwise you get people that just bump shitty threads and ruin the site

no

Why the fuck do people say kek?

I know what it means and where it came from. But why the fuck is it a thing? Is it because replying to things with "lol" makes them sound like a teen girl?

Oldfag here who just don't understand.

it isn't used by old fags at all

>Oldfag here
lol

i think it was because of
>>>[s4s]
after the infinitely bumping kek thread

zez

hahahahahahaha

Make them, you faggot.

oldfags usually don't even use that term.

make me a bread

this tbh

well... thats how you do it

What exactly does kek mean?

absolutely this

an hero means to kill oneself

kek = lol

Sup Forums /k/ /x/

Kaughing Eut Koud

why do people say bread? just cuz it rhymes with thread?

how do I fart repeatedly without stopping

why does my ass crack

who ate my butt rack

how do I use the filters to hide all the gay shit

>why do people say bread? just cuz it rhymes with thread?
toasting rhymes with posting
bread rhymes with thread

so you get

>toasting in an epic bread

Yup.

I came here to warn u about aliens from the future
there shall be a massive buttfucking the likes of which we have never seen

how many mods are there? and why do they care about what is posted, do they get paid?