My girl got drunk and stayed over her Ex house and when she refused to have sex with him that nigga shot her with a...

My girl got drunk and stayed over her Ex house and when she refused to have sex with him that nigga shot her with a paint ball gun. What should I do Sup Forumsros?

give him a high five and dump her

thats funny as shit

Lol paintball gun

He's just playing around. Don't worry won't it.

Chekd and kekd

if this is real.
buy a paint ball gun and shoot him.
then go play paint ball.
then go have gay sex in the woods
then go dump your girlfriend
then go live a happy life in a gay marriage
then go adopt a child with him
then go die and be buried next to him

that will show him

xxxxxxxxxxxd

This guy gets it

Also shoot her with a paint ball gun for staying over at her exes place

Paintball gun...the only thing he shot her with was his load.

I know. Those are obviously marks from the more a more manly Airsoft weapons platform

Go to his house and beat the shit out of him. then as hes crying on the floor stuff his ass with fucking paintballs until he cries for fucking mercy.

paint him like the faggot he is..

those are hickies

What an angel those are some real marks of pride :) good to have a girl you can trust like that :)

Man, I know a lot of bitches who like paintball then, and aren't dirty skanks.

>thread full of kissless virgins

FFS men, those are hickies and she's claiming they're "paintball shots" to avoid getting dumped for cheating.

And yes I know the story in OP is fabricated. Funny non the less because only a retard would believe the woman in this scenario.

OP is cucked as fuck

Why'd she stay at her ex's house in the first place dafuq

funny op im gunna copy pasta this

This thread makes me wish it was actually about a girl who got shot close range with a paintball gun in the neck. I'd like to see the aftermath of that.

Hahaha fuck you just made my day OP.

>the joke went straight over his head

>paintball
well faggot made me reply

No way those are hickies she would not do that, that's not how she is also another friend of her was there he was the one who helped her after that psycho shoot at her

crying, blood, bruising, and screaming...

So, about the same outcome, honestly.

Those are hickies you dumb shit, you got cucked lol

Dump that cheating slut, paintball would leave much bigger welts and break skin. Those are clearly hickies and the fact that you believe her is just sad.

Right over your head...

Sounds like you got an ex girlfriend now.

kek

>lol this
Sorry

ITT: retards

>My girl got drunk and stayed over her Ex house
Said the cuck, beta faggot.
Did you taste his dick the last time you kissed her?

Why challenge him to a duel of course! That cad has it coming.

is it winter break over in america or something this thread is full of fucking retards believing a shit post

Right?

Get those hickeys looked at.

Yo

Yeah OP, she SAYS paintball, but I'd be money on a midget gangbang.

Well if she got shot in the neck from what I'm guessing would have been close range and only got that small of a bruise, I'd say your gf was secretly superwoman

Your girl just experienced pic related, you dumb fuck.

Paintballs leave round welts, usually with a red to dark purple mark in the middle of it.
Those are hickeys.

Are you guys really falling for that again?
Its literally stoneage

newfags

SAfag?