I think a back page escort is on her way here(first time not sure if fake)

I think a back page escort is on her way here(first time not sure if fake)

AMA

woop woop thats the sound of the police

you honestly ordered an escort without knowing her face? Enjoy

Really? I kept asking for massage.

1. Because i need one and a blow job.
2. Hoping if cop wont waste time for that.

No face in pic, but didnt cap that.

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>Open image
>See some letters in the bottom scribble
>Realise OP is an idiot and didn't use true black
>Tilt screen a bit to see phone number too
>Post about my findings so some random hooker gets Sup Forumsashed

okay ;)

teach me master!!!

No balls

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kek

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This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry

kek, you are right.

Been with alot of happy massage asians. Never had any come to my house though. I always go to the parlor.

Shits so cash OP. Go with the handjob. Don't waste your money fucking. These girls are like cock ninjas. They can make you nut in 30sec. flat.

Noooooo lol OP fucked up

Why would you order a hooker and not just go pick up a girl at a bar or somewhere?

Wouldn't fuck anyway. Small penis and fat. Easier and rather blow/hand/rim job.

>5'34"

Not op but
No confidence, no game, or ugly. Any or all of those three

LOL she said shed rim you? How much does that cost?

Because its late, and this is easier. Not paying for services per say. Playing to get right to it, And leave right after.

Op here. Thats 75% of it

Same reasons you buy drinks for girls. Only instead of paying for drinks that you know you'll receive, you're paying for the girl. And you know you'll get what you paid for.

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Didn't get that detailed over text. "Paying for my time hun" figured its last as hell. Can get away with more as most likely last john of the night

This guy gets it

>prostitution is illegal
Are we living in the 60s?
Prude fuckers get your laws straight

She's been saying 15 min eta for a bit now. Thinking she's fake, a cop not wasting time on massage, or tryna get quickies in first and then close out night here because she mentioned multiple hour sessions, and i asked for info that she didnt reply to

Prostitution is illegal in some areas but paying them to hangout isnt

Sorry man. New to this. Figured its my birthday and wanted to get frisky after the bar

I would vote for a pro death sentence for hookers party

At 345 my time (314 now)I'm going to climb into bed. She shows before i fall asleep, great. If not I'll masturbate in the morning

Pics or you didn't go through with it.

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She hasnt replied or gotten here yet

Just texted

You've been 15 min away for over an hour. I'll assume something better came up. Thank you for your time and replies. Enjoy rest of your evening/morning.

Unless she says shes here and willing to drop price, it's bed time. Sorry fellas

Its a dude.

Well never find out

waiting for OP

Not me, her. Not my fault she flaked

take this from a guy who has shot pornography professionally and for my own collection fo the past 7 years...NEVER EVER hire a girl who does not have references. There are a few sites online where you can check reviews. Also, never hire a girl whos face you have not seen. Police depts use these "crop shots" to lure past customers into booking the same girl, but there is some legality bullshit about the face so it is cropped. NEVER EVER hire off of backpage unless you want one of the following...
1) CD,trap, dude
2) a STD
3) a court case

If you are going to hire a hooker, spend the extra 100 and make sure she is verified and not a cop.
Also: AMA..guy who has shot porn for almost ten years professionally around the west coast and some on the east coast.

Dammit. Guess time for bed for me than. Kik? I'd love some info

lol, waited for you to return from the show

just started a thread. join in

lmao it works

Looks... vaguely creepy. Don't know if it's the dead fish eyes or the fact that she doesn't seem to know what kind of facial expression to make. Probably a bit of borh.

I bet if you posted this pic to /x/ saying you think she's a skinwalker, they'd believe you. Of course that's not saying much since over 1/2 of them probably believe the earth is flat but still.

Why do people keep saying "go to a bar and pick up a girl"

If it was really that easy, prostitution wouldn't exist.

What show?

That's nice. Any more?

Still nothing OP?

She just texted me hello and called when replied. Didnt reply for a few seconds after i answered hello. Said 15 minutes. Told her wasnt worth it this late. Asked better rate, and legitimately laughed when she said 150 for a 45 min massage at 4am. Told her no thanks ill go to a regular place tomorrow

Damn, that sucks.

If she would offer even lower, would you take jt?

OP is no idiot

Honestly at this point I'm pretty sobered up and thinking semi logical (lol) I'd need a blow/rim job and massage. Might be willing to pay 50 to 75 plus tip (maybe if she's good)

Yes am. Very big idiot honestly

gg, it's a man.

why do people use colors? why not just erase that part of the pic?

Im gonna gun dun fuck this up:

Number is:

1 9 7 3 - 4 3 8 - 0 7 6 2

>didn't use true black

nigga u gun b cuckd.

Did you at least google her phone number?

I gotcha homie. Well sleep well.

P.s. is back page worth using?

I'm curious

Even better