Allright faggots. Get The fuck in here

Allright faggots. Get The fuck in here

I'll show you how to do Legendary Pussy orgasm's to a Girl.

this will be a guided tour for the femanons reading along as well so prepare your dildos

Allright Step one - you wanna take all her clothes off first, cuz when you get her in the mood you dont wanna be struggling with fucking socks or panties that doesn't want to do the same as you.

Step 2 - Foreplay,
now what you wanna do is lean in for the kiss, BUT dont you dare fucking kiss those lips, those are for the pussy not her face. but let her want the kiss feel you lean for it and then ripping it away.

now you wanna start kissing her neck, then work your way down slowly until you reach the tits, you stay here for 20 seconds tops, grab em squeeze em suck em lick em idc, just let her feel you want it. now keep going down, until you hit the bellybutton. this is where you start going wider, out so the pussy will wait. kiss har thighs her inner thighs, kiss her feet , use a little tongue if you want it doesnt matter. by this time she should be almost in physical pussy pain for you to lick it. but its not time yet. you keep kissing and licking around here for a good 30 seconds, theres alot of places to reach make it count.

step 3 - yeah you thought it's never come. but here it is faggot. now what you wanna do is still tease the pussy cuz she not ready for a full blown attack yet. so put your toungue between her outer and inner labia and just work it up and down in both sides. nothing fast nothing hard to do. but it will make her fucking cry for more.

step 4. now this is where the magic starts to happen. put your tongue just under the clit, so you can feel the skin covering it like you are able to pull it away with the tongue. dont do that but thats your starting position. now go in circles around the clit as to frame it in. this will make the clit throbbing fucking hard and ready for the next step. do this for a good 2 minutes.

Should i continue /b?

DON'T YOU DARE TO STOP

this is just basic foreplay 101. nothing new here.

i know this is fucking basic foreplay, but how many do you know actually following this. it is fucking crucial for the orgasm to happen.

Op will continue then

continue user dont listen to this faggot

please go on

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Step 5 - at this point the foreplay should be over, theres one way to find out. now, put your toung as far into the pussyhole as you can get it, if its anything near dry repeat step 4, if when you pull out the tongue see the niavagina falls, following, you are ready to proceed to step 6

Step - 6 if the girl has a tight asshole, use your pinky and slide it all the way in, if the asshole is ready for a larger finger use one of those and go 2 joints in. this finger is for later and for you to be able to feel the contractions and know that you're doing it right. this should be your left hand.

step 7 - the other hand needs to go in the pussy, you wanna use two fingers for the vaginal muscles to fully feel you in there. if shes too tight just use one. these fingers has to make a claw like motion onto the roof of the vagina, this is were the infamous g-spot is located. put them as far in as possible and claw them.

Step 8 this is when everything starts coming together. now the clit should be throbbing hard and her holes filled with your fingers for you to feel what's happening inside her. right. what you wanna do here is actually up to you but you got to hit the clit right on, so you cant keep just going around, i usually lick like you would expect a dog to, just pretty normal. the trick here though is not to get too excited. you wanna keep going in the same rythm and tempo. and this can be hard when you feel that she's about to cum. but dont fall in that will ruin the mind blowing experience she's about to get.

step 9 now that you're licking away on that clit you should start feeling her asshole contract onto your fingers, if you do not feel that change up your tongue tactic, you're not in doubt when you hit the good spot. and just keep hitting that good spot.

Continuing if people still here?

here

also what about an alt if shes 0% into anal

if she's 0 % into anal tell her it's not because you think it's nice but that you cannot give her the best orgasm she'll ever have if it can't atleast sit there, and just tell her that it will go in do nothing in there, and when she cums, you pu ll it out, i've had one of my friends say she dont want me to put anything in there and after i told her this she was all in

and if it's still a no go, it is possible to feel the contractions through the puss you just have to turn your fingers 90 degrees so they are placed on top of eachother instead og beside eachother

Step one is foreplay you fag, you are most likely just another virgo here, Woman loves it as you tease and remove the clothes slowly part by part during the act.

nigga thats like not even 2 minutes of foreplay, whoever you did this to was faking it so it was over.

>Just put the fingers in her butt.

Okay mister

Literally nothing here besides standard cunnilingus and foreplay with the old "pinky in the butt" tip that's older than jesus' grandpa but isn't actually a thing that works for over 90% of women.

my GF has a penis not a pussy how does I make her cums

It's not. This technique is nice if the woman doesn't easily orgasm - with my wife e.g., I can go directly to the clit, circle it with my tongue for 30 seconds to a minute and she'll have an earthquake orgasm. After that, it gets even easier as she's warmed up - we usually max out after the third clitoral orgasm because she can't take any more and wants the dick inside her.

As a plus, fucking her really hard after this "foreplay" leads her to having basically unlimited vaginal orgasms and makes her cunt tighten like a mokey wrench.

I love that little slut to death.

THIS.

Funny

Allright! Continuing.

Step 10 - you wanna start moving your right arm backwards and forwards, just enough for your fingers in the pussy to move 1 cm out and in. nothing crazy but the fraction inside is crucial.

step 11 now at some point of all this going together you're going to feel her asshole make a slightly longer clench onto your finger. and this is when you go for the kill, cuz this means she will finish soon.

step 12 the orgasm itself
as soon as you feel the clench what you wanna do is lift up in your left arm as you keep the other stuff going. this will make your finger in her asshole, push the roof of the asshole and the bottom of the pussy closer together, and when she cums, that will make her muscles down in that area work harder, and that means her orgasm will be harder as well.

step 12, when you have felt the clench it takes around 30 seconds until she cums, and the clenching will keep getting harder. now when she cums, dont just keep going on that clit like a madman, fucking let it breath and only go when you feel the contractions. this will feel amazing. now if you wanna give her multiple orgasms you got to let the clit rest, so what you do is go back to step 3 and rinse and repeat. this time though, she is allready warmed up and your fingers is inside so you can skip 5 - 6 - 7 and this is how you do multiple orgasms, each time you have to put one more minute into each step though. thanks for reading faggots, now go tell that hot girl you've been crushing on that you give amazing fucking oral orgasms and that you're down to lick her some time, she'll brush it off but she really wanna know if you're bluffing, and when she texts you asking for promised oral legendary orgasm you just tell her 1 one free next one paid in blowjobs - and that my friends is step 13 - getting free blowjobs i've done this 90 % hitrate 100% orgasm guaranteed. and dont forget to thank me in a few weeks when your crush has been giving you head for ultimate legend orgasms

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Step 10 Now what you want to do is take a packet of gummi lollies. Bears, snakes, worms, idc. You take your lolly of choice and rub one on the pussy. Coat that pussy with gummi lolly juice, getting it all nice and sticky.

Step 11 Slowly paint her asshole in gummi juice. Preferably she hasn't washed her stinker, and your little gummi friend is picking up small particles of shit. By now she will be begging, so that's when you feed her the gummi.

Continue?

go do this in this order and come tell me it didnt work, then i'll gladly show you on the same woman that it indeed does

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Step 14 (because I can't count for shit)

shit in her cunt

faggot

let's just say thats step 12 continued ok faggot

Let's just say OP's a fag.

Take your shit covered gummi vagina and fuck off faggot

Reminds me of my ex

Thx user for the advice

You take that pic personaly in the op

Id show you the screencap but Hiroshima has a weak 2 mb bullshit ruler

nah sry man stole it at /s

i dont get it

So you get her naked before you kiss her?

OP is a retarded virgin - undressing her IS part of the foreplay

legit virgin straight guy here, this sounds really fucking gay and nasty

not sure if i wanna do sexes anymore

dude you can kiss her while you do it, the thing is that if you get her really horny and sit there fucking around trying to get her clothes off, it will fucking ruin the hornyness big time and you have to start over, taking her clothes off before beginning my guide, makes it not as long ffs

obviously not that straight faggot

i screen caped.this text you just posted

ah cool its yours for the taking, i get people saying this is just normal cunnilingus, sure, if you're good at it, but not everyone is, and this is how its done right

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>ah cool its yours for the taking, i get people saying this is just normal cunnilingus, sure, if you're good at it, but not everyone is, and this is how its done right
OP is right. Tried it on his mom and now I'm going to be faggot OP's half-brother daddy.

oh cool hope you got a job, i have some serious debt issues

No worries son. Half-brother daddy will sort your shit out.

nice then i hope you'll make mom orgasm lots, she deserves that shit

no it's fucking not. you must be a virgin.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

I was expecting it

what the actual fuck are you talking about, go ask a girl if she likes the foreplay or not, and come back here faggot, by the time you even find a girl who wants to talk with such a big fucking faggot as you this thread is long gone. and i'll be out there pleasuring the women of your dreams mate

You got it all wrong OP.
The main things you have to do is...

Be 6 ft tall
Have the face of a model
Be rich
Be buff (but not grotesque bodybuilder buff)
Be an asshole

Bitches will orgasm just being around you.

you're on to something there Sup Forumsro

Cause being a asshole is less creepy then being a over sensitive faggot who thinks its just like it is in movies.

Absolutely right.

The other possibility: have a nigger dick

that's what you dont get though, girls wanna be treated like they're a part of fucking 50 shades of gray. they dig that shit, if you treat them like they do in porn movies thats another story, but girls fucking love that movie shit

No you dont understand. Like I said its not a movie lol yea fair enough they like being treated but when they realise that you only know how to be a sweet little faggot living a fantady they will go fuck that asshole behind you back and you will crack a thread complaining why girls never go for nice guys.

you dont have to be a nice guy to give the girl what she wants, if anything she's only more than ever down to suck you off as well

> Legendary pussy orgasms

Haha my thoughts exactly

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