Doggo wants my breakfast burrito. Wut do /b?

Doggo wants my breakfast burrito. Wut do /b?

Dogs can't have onion, garlic, or avocado.

Eggs, Ground Turkey, Tato and Cheese.

I make my own and freeze em to take to work

HES DROOLING ALL OVER THE CARPET

thats an adorable lil pupper but that food isnt good for him

Fiddy fiddy wit the doggo

Thanks man!

See
for ingrediants

Thats what i was thinking. I got two burritos and hes staring at my other one

Introduce him to Bailey Jay and the trap life.
Doggo will never look back

I forgot to mention this is a no cancer thread. gtfo

He still wants it

share. he would share his food with you.

Make him some boiled eggs.

Hes throwing a fit. Fucking dog talks so much shit, I really dont know if hed share

I cracked open a can for him, still eyes on my reeetoh

you are the center of his universe and a merciful god. be good to him.

I gave him half. After he finished it he immediately went upstairs and ate his food

now go eat half of his food

on my way

For a starter, you and your dog could get your asses back to 9gag

Ive never been on 9gag to be honest fam. When you guys talk shit about it I just ignore it because I dont know what the fuck youre talking about.

Go back to being alone in life and feeling sorry for yourself faggot

You have a very cute doggo. Pet him on my behalf.

Why does reddit call them "doggo" again?

because they couldn't figure out how to pronounce doge

Undertale

tell it to give us kissy and then split burrito

Ass fuck to establish dominance

Life with dogs.

he wants the b

how old is he

and why arent his ears done up ? are you too poor to pay the fees?

3 years old and yeah. It was expensive to start the procedure and to keep getting them bandaged so I decided to not crop them. I dont regret it yet

Ronin wants you to share it.

oh well its just done to keep breed standards...

just because ur poor doesnt mean you guys cant be bff's

he looks sweet

more pics of him? whats his name?

Ronin looks bad-ass

Yeah I know, I get that sometimes. "Alexander." Got a bargain on him from the breeder and I had to drive halfway across the country to get him. Good guy, incredibly obedient. Hes just very vocal when he wants something

damn hes cute

a little obese but he looks cool

Ronin isnt as cute as Alexander

Battle of the Doges

start posting cute pics of your boys to see who win
>XD

Kill yourself kike

Totally obese; thats my fault 100%

Onions in it?

Onions, Garlic and Grapes I keep away. Tablescraps on special occasions, finicky eater this guy. Have him on Merrick, doesnt eat taste of wild or Solid Gold

That dog looks fuckable

Post pics of your dick in its ass

Oh!

I forgot to say No Cancer in this thread, my bad fam. Go back to your fur thread faggot

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I'm with this guy

post pics of your dogs ass so I can print out the picture and cum on it.

Lets make this a general dog thread. Post pics of your doggos, go.

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sup with those boxes taped to the wall behind doggo

give doggo what he wants

You you guys give her a bone?

Give doggo a wank

Stupid file size limit. I'm not going into gimp to edit it, but I have a blue silky named sky. Really blue still, even though he's 7. Most lose their color by 5 and that's when you finish showing them. My first dog went to Westminster, but we sent him too young and he only got a ribbon for best in breed or whatever. I dont know, I was like 3. But he later got his picture in some books about the breed. Got some singed copies to remember my first doggo. He lived to be 17.

Cables and power source. When he was a puppy he paid alot of attention to that corner so I made a temporary block off so he couldnt chew or mark (other dogs come over all the time and hes pretty obsessed with making his territory known). I put that up, and never got around to fixing it. Its my office room so I dont care too much even though I spend a lot of time here

Dog needs a bath

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This makes me hard

How often to your groom?

ass pics now

get his knob out

Every week he gets brushed because this breed has no undercoat and their hair grows long like human hair. Bath every couple weeks. He hates baths. Every week I have to cut snarls out of his fur. For the show dog we had a 400 dollar brush but I think my dad now uses it. They have sensitive skin because of the lack of undercoat.

Post pics when dog is dead after eating that shit

Incredibly expensive.

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you give your burrito to the obviously superior doberman race
he is bred to be good puppo and deserves the burrito of breakfasts

doberman>all other inferior breeds

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he is male obviously
is he fixed?
what state you in?
would be willing to breed him with my female doberman?
will split the pups with you if you want them i just want 1 female to keep in the family

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He's fixed. Part of my AKC agreement was that I could not breed him. Otherwise id be more than willing

I have a gsp too

But they're still tough bastards. They bred them in Australia because Yorkies kept dying and they wanted something that looked like a Yorkie but could take care of itself. Official story is that their half Australian terrier and half Yorkie but DNA shows them to be part cairn and part healer as well. They pretty much just mixed things they thought wouldn't die with the cutest dogs they had. One problem with this is that they have a herding instinct and will nip at the helps and children's heels in order to get them to go where they want them. My sisters one terrified the maid until it had to be put down at 15 due to illness. Blind as a bat on deaths door and still chasing the maid around biting at her heels. Real bitch.

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Rescue dog? If you adopt through a program that not rescue then you just don't get the rights to it's offspring and the breeder gets to show it at the shows. Still costs you 500 to a thousand.

yeah most doberman breeders do, i kinda lucked out on my female.
found a breeder in wisconsin that wants like $1600 just to mate her with one of their males but fuck that.

Show doggo.

That's a lot. Did it place at Westminster?

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My breeder I used breeds for competition. Very strict no breeding and I didnt even have the option to pay additional for the breeding rights. Reason why I got my guy for a bargain ($5000) is entropic eyelid and that was a pain in the ass in costs.

I know of some breeders that will provide breeding rights. But they want a commission, they want documentation and an extra $5000 upfront.

Leroy was only $400 because his tail was "too long".

How old is Leroy?

Looks like a mature older man. You take very good care of him user.

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what breed is this?

pacific islander?

Thanks, he's 13 so yes!

Hispanic, believe it or not. Ground turkey because my fucking wife doesnt let me cook with bacon or sausage or chorizo.

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MonsterDoge would proceed to shit herself if she met your dogs

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at least you aint being a stereotype, except the burrito itself I guess

fine, here is my cat perving out too

Im a pretty bad hispanic man. Although I am naturally good at rolling burritos.

I go to costco, buy my ingrediants and I make 25 burritos at a time then freeze em. A week worth of breakfast burritos for my wife and myself out of the way