This Japanese woman flirts with you

This Japanese woman flirts with you.

What do?

Cum on her egg rolls

i'd fuck that fat slob for pure sport.

This

try to fuck her but realize my dick's not big enough to penetrate when her slit's guarded by a literal ham planet.

Put your penis in her navel.

right then - after i take some steel wool to this bitch's tummy cave i'd fuck the shit out of it

but only with a condom i don't need fat girl vd

Wait for the Japanese to kill it like the other whales

Her navel-hole should be deep enough to enter without any trouble.

Scream "man di halpoooooons!"

Ask her to blink.

Kill her for mistakingly thinking it was acceptable to talk to someone of my stature

/thread

Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Bitch wont steal my wizard powers from me

>turn 360 and walk away
>360

are you completely sure about that

I'm sure he will. Not OP.

read a book fag

You must be new here

If he turns 360, he is going to walk straight back into her

Not my fault you're a dumb cunt

Hi newfriend. It's not summer anymore, why are you still here?

I d fry that egg roll

Ask her where her sister Shamu, is at

>tfw Japanese and you are what you eat

Here you go newfag

Been here for about a year
Wouldn't be surprised if this is common on Sup Forums though, retardation is a must

Yup I was right, it was retarded

>Been here for about a year
Lurk more Sup Forumsro.

nah

Start saving for a wedding ring

I like how you think.