Walk in

walk in
see this
what do?

*tip fedora* m'lady

1, Thank Santa for the early gift.
2. Find the KY

No

kindly return the sex toy to the shop

Pretty much marry her.

/thread

get the xenomorph erradication team

swell up and die from my latex allergy.

After fucking it of course.

RAPE

What's the joke here? Aren't you suppose to treat toys like toys?

Poke one titty with a needle

call her biggie smalls

Moar.

Kek. The imagery

Fuck yea.jpeg

Use it to beat my wife

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steal it, take it home... make the rubber into fuel

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good comment
and then?

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kuk

Inflate her MORE.

While she's crying fuck her and say shit like "you know I don't like hitting you"

Be disappointed it's not one of these.
> pic related

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OH SHI---
Are they for real?! Are they for sale?!

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How easy is it to repair these after beheading them?

Yes and yes, but a bunch of countries confiscate them including Australia and a lot of the European union

yes
>duct tape

> this bitch again

lucky trips, and made me kek

>My pedo-meter is off the charts

ok, now i am confused
is this the real one or a toy of her?

gold

it's a real person

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There was a magazine article floating around showing these being made.
They are cast from real girls as "art pieces" so.. Technically.. That is actually the body of an actual young girl you would be turning into a sex toy.

Trottla, about $6000. Import is dodgy.

Trips have spoken!

Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.

Internals too?

Somewhere there is a japanese professional child sex doll body caster.

Along with the parents who sold their child's body for art.

Not sure about internals.. Probably not.
But it cuuld be modified to take an assortment of things I'm sure.
> something similar to pic related

Fucking peados

yep thats what will happen to them

Would you rather a pedo stayed home to hump these.. Or hung out (literally) at the local Chuckie Cheese?

Put on my diving cap and sprint from the doorway. Dive in head first.

assume I walked into the wrong room chuckle a tad and disregard the last 10 seconds of my life
> what'd I win

Underrated Post.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

I would like to have sex with one of these

You retard 360 degrees gets you to the same direction that you are facing before

check the holes for razorblades before i fuck it

>not getting the meme

He said he was going to walk away though

Why are the hands so big?

you're assuming that the doll would remain enough and it wouldn't escalate to going after children. After all they would have already have gone from fantasy to masturbation to substitute probably with drawnporn or actual int there too.

if anyone has any of the hogwarts girls pix by that Alex guy and would like to post that would be nice.

>I'm alone now
Why no??

Let's make no mistake: I'd fuck it. It's a God damned sex toy. It's no different than a fleshlight, or a womans dildo. That's what it was made for. Why not use it properly?

What would you do if you walked into the room and found a brand new Xbox or Playstation, or gaming PC for you "master race" dipshits? You'd happily enjoy your new toy, wouldn't you?

No difference here.

This.

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Hello newfriend. The turn 360 thing is an old meme that pops up all the time here. You should probably lurk a bit more.

to accommodate pedos huge cocks.

was the bait yummy?

Asking the real questions here.

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walk out