What do I say Sup Forums

What do I say Sup Forums

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Do you have autism?

lets see them titties then
>what is it, dubs get, 69 get?

2 GET

FUCK FUCK SHE KEEPS TALKING

FUCKING. HOW DO I RESPOND

what is this bitch even going on about?

want me to shove a cock in your mouth? Is that how i shut you up?
>5 get

re rolling for either of these

I treated her nicely and now she is contemplating leaving her bf.

I offered me and then this happened

Don't respond you stupid nigger

Post pic of her so we can judge

Hey shut the fuck up for a second. I need you to send me a pic of your pussy real quick. My mom thinks I'm a faggot and threatening to kick me out.

this

>Guys help me quick!
>We have no idea what's going on
>GUYS!

OMG SHES WAITING FOR A RESOINSE

She's clearly high Maintence and not worth it
Run OP. Run fast and hard

WAKE ME UP.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Rollin

tell her you'll be with her but you gotta see nudes first
>come on OP be a bro

Send this op

Ask her what her favorite anime is, I assure you this is the best method to have a girl stop talking to you.

FUCK SHES ON TO ME

Well yeah. What are you stupid and retarded?

Op is a fag

Just tell her you'll give her the D.
My Dubs will speak for you..

Trips, checkd. Very nice

I NEED AN OUT

trips of truth

This OP

Do An hero, that will help

Trips and dubs, you must respond with these

kek dubs checked

Why did you even do this op your a damned moron

respoond wooth thoose pooctoore oond oot will goot yoo the poossoo

>2016

>feminists are the majority in western civilization

>still wanting a girlfriend

id tell her to kill herself

Dubs sayeth you respond with this

Good job in making her know you're that much into her. No she doesn't even fear losing you and only the idea of knowing you'd give everything for her is enough to her. GG

Basically she is saying she can't just dump the guy and be with you. There will be pain. Tell her you understand it would be very difficult for her. You don't want to cause her pain. You'll back off her and try to just be friends.

Then be friendly but don't be pushy for a relationship.

so this

this is the most fag thing ive ever soon
>hope you're gay

Cont.

Right now you are just a faggot trying to steal some other guys girlfriend whom she clearly loves. It's a dick move. Him and his friends should kick your ass really.

>This
She has a lover, aka her BF who she can fuck all day.
And she has you, the good friend.
Best of both worlds, she'll never change that.

meaning, you assfuck yourself with a spoon every day ?

holy shit you are so cringy

So, "me" is evil then? good going faggot

Wow well I wouldn't have said it like that. But yeah I guess that's the gist of it

This. Here is the kind of tone you should use with her to accomplish this:

"Hey there, buddy chum pal friend buddy chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal. I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal homeslice breadslice dog, but I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darned step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darned snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if you keep this up, then, well, gosh diddly darn, I just might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy pally friend chum buddy."

...

Get her to break up with bf. Fuck her. Take pics. Post pics on the wall at the Jr. High School you go to. Ruin her life.

dude, what in the fuck are you talking about ? that sounds so stupid

Haha, pretty tricky OP, clever way of disguising a cringe thread.

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>Super good friends

Feels like a YLYL thread 'cause i lost so hard

See. That's it. Let her figure out what she wants and just be friends.

Ditch her user, that hang up bull shit is for high school autists.

you got fucking friendzoned faggot

if you become like best friends with this chick you'll never date her OP. i would try to be more distant.

Coming to Sup Forums for advice...you are clearly a smart guy

>super good friends

translation: I like taking his cock balls deep in my ass, and letting him plaster my cervix with cum, but I like stringing you along in case I need something from you

He was already. He was just sperging out like an aspie thinking he could actually score a girl

100% fact.

Kill yourself OP Jesus, your a huge faggot.
Everyone in this thread agrees

i can already see OP orbiting that bitch in my telescope

Do you see my sides?

Kekked and checked
OP sucks. He is the stereotypical Btard

OP just say you don't wont to get in between her and her BF and disappear like a ghost, she will come to you

OP still here? It's not your year buddy. Still not getting laid

OH SHIT

GET BACK IN THE ZONE

OKAY FINE ILL GET BACK IN THE FRIENDZONE

>Tell her you don't want her
>That you only need her friendship
>Do some other shits, stop talking for today
>Tomorrow talk briefly about another girl you're seeing
>Stop being a fag for a week or so
>She'll ask news about the other bitch
>It's going well
>Talk 'bout the sex, say it's good
>Make the fcking bitch jealous
>Continue not-being a fag for a week or so
>She'll ask news
>Say it's over
>But you're unfaggeriness isn't over
>Now you're unfriendzoned, you're given another chance

...

But you'll still be a faggot by that time, you'll end up in that friendzone again

>Restart

Now do like this guy said
Disappear. Make her come to you. Quit being a fag for like 5 seconds

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN

Pretty much. The best advice i can gice you from experience: move on, think what uou could have done diffrent to not be just a friend, try again on other girls

What did you do?

Your such a cuck.
Kill yourself
Or at least move far far away and start over as less of a fag

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She wants me, but is all "I cant just stop dating this guy"

>I just want to make sure you are aware that I am the Beta, and wouldn't want to be in a situation where you see that he clearly is the alpha

Stop talking to her

Just say
sorry I thought there was something there and I should take a shot. I was wrong. Hey I gotta go. Talk later?
Then don't talk later

OP stop fucking being her girlfriend and do this..................

Naive. If she wanted you she'd go for it.
Bitches don't care about the other guy when they want someone else.
If she stays with him, you're the other guy. Sorry kill urself now and stream it

This

I FOUND THE EXIT GUYS

that or pony/furry shit

OH GOD SHES IN FRONT OF THE EXIT

Rolling for
>So what's he like in bed? Is be big? What kind of stuff do you guys do?

Say no. she didn't do anything wrong. tell her she did everything right

This will flip her fucking brain

this is so fake, why give him the attention, faggots ?

Just say no, send a one liner.
Like ''Nah just took my shot, too bad haha''
She has to realize you won't give her any more attention, then she'll crave it.

jesus you're a faggot op

Yes you did. You figure it out. Slut.

I think you might legitimately be a retard

rolling

OP, holy shit, you cringey loser asshole, just kill yourself. You want a girlfriend so you target someone else's girlfriend, then get all butthurt when they don't cheat on him or dump him because some beta cucktard was nice to them? You would not benefit this chick. And if she would cheat/dump to be with you, that's a sign she's a shitlord like you anyway, so you wouldn't want her. Apologize to this chick for being a little bitch, back off, and ask out people who are available. Or do the world a favor and kill yourself.

after you tell her no she didn't do anything wrong you need to get out of the convo fast. Just end it.

no, i gotta go tho. talk to you later(then dont send her anything more, she'll come to you if she wants you)

Ask her if you can lick her taint just one time, to know what it would taste like.

I'M TRYING SO HARDTO GET OUT

He won't post what we say. This is actually a cringe thread

Ask her what she is wearing and if she want to send some pictures

Oh my fucking days you sociopathic loser.