Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
Andrew Campbell
I remember when my biceps were only 50cm circumference, cute
Anthony Taylor
I remember when your mom died
Xavier Ortiz
how about when i stab you with my pcket knife, stick it in your stomach an twist, your puny 50cm biceps won't do shit then
Zachary Brown
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Blake Smith
@OP Just confess that you are gay and everything will be Ok. No more reasons to talk BS at Sup Forums :D
PS: Bad Englich....yeahyeah.
Elijah Parker
street altercation ? who the fuck even talks like that ? did you learn this word from scott's bench ?
Blake Gonzalez
A street altercation? Yeah, I totally could. I'd win hands down and you'd be down a wallet and probably have your hands superglued to your asshole
Jonathan Mitchell
Do you have any muscles on your eyes? On your windpipe? On your balls? Enough over your liver to protect it from the shock of a punch? Is there any muscle on the inside of your brain to protect you from ko's? No? You'd be fucked. Also what kind of cuck measures in metric?
Parker Rivera
I'd tase the living shit out of you, motherfucker.
Josiah Roberts
Listen here bud, I knock you out so fast, your pants would fly off your fucking legs. Then I'd finish you off by sucking your dick so much, and show everyone what a massive faggot you are by making you cum. You can't fuck with me boy, I'd shove my fist so far up your ass I'd be tickling your prostate with my elbows. I'd headbutt you so fast but not before staring deep into your eyes and giving you a wet kiss on the ear. (wet willis). Now you still wanna fight me or are you gonna back the fuck down?
Jordan Campbell
Yeah. Being big doesn't automatically mean you can fight or take a hit.
Aiden Gray
Would I go picking a fight? Probably not, but if you insisted I'd just stab you and run.
Carson Ortiz
>actual street altercation >implying i would fight fair >implying a heavy thing knocked to the back off your head wouldnt make you go down
Christian Roberts
Flesh doesn't stop bullets.
James Clark
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Jack Roberts
My mom is actually dead, you dick.
Owen Baker
I'm sure that will help you a lot on the internet
Juan Jenkins
You do realize that muscle mass doesn't equate to fighting prowess...right?!?!? Go back to the gym meathead and pray that the wrong person doesn't take you up on your claims.
Ian Nguyen
>cm >kg >Eurofag
Logan Perry
Pfffft, I deadlift 250kg mate, I would literally tear you apart.
Liam Moore
What's that in freedom units?
Michael Anderson
I don't think most narcissistic body building homos would survive a real street fight!
Brayden Hughes
You would just end up going to jail for sexual harassment lmao. feel free to lift big weights and get gang raped for being a preditor in the pen
Robert Price
you do realize punching power comes not from the size of your arms? in a 1v1 bare knuckle boxing match id literally wreck you mate, come at me bro my email is [email protected]
write me an email so we can arrange a fight
Levi Reyes
>use metric >be retarded Pick only 1
Charles Bell
Their muscles aren't actually as strong as they look. They are built for maximum size but their strength is secondary. Plus low body fat percentage makes you super susceptible to injuries.
Wyatt Rogers
I'll just fucking shoot you lmao
Jace Myers
As someone who is a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and goes to MMA tournaments on a monthly basis I am not afraid of you. I'm 5'9 and 190 lbs so once I get you to the ground those big arms are going to limit your mobility a fuck ton. IDK what your striking game is like because that power comes from the chest and core mostly. I could probably choke you out in 45 seconds. Quit lifting like you life depends on it and dedicate yourself to some martial art. Then you might be actually a threat, maybe someday.
Luis Brooks
You mean fahrenhahrenharenheight?
Bout 19"
Wyatt Taylor
Are they bullet proof?
Juan Wood
dat limp wrist loooooool 50cms of waste
Jayden Cox
What the fuck is 50 centimeters? Use inches like a normal person you stupid fuck
Nicholas Cook
I remember this /fit/ thread.
Ayden Howard
Do someones saying Finlan thread'ses? :DDDDDD
Landon Gray
This isn't real, but if it were I would stab him to death
Gabriel Cox
As an american, I'd say your fleshy parts are no match for my firearm
oh
/thread
Austin Jackson
I'll bet your boyfriend loves those muscles...faggot
Gavin Morgan
and what pussy country do you live in where street altercations arent solved in gunfire? liberal faggot,keep thinking your tough when just another insecure retard who makes up for it by lifting weights
Dylan Taylor
Threads like these are always disasters of idiots who can't see an obvious troll and choose to get salty in a hurry, but it always blows my mind when the inevitable "muh gun" dude pops out and responds to being cyberbullied by what is essentially an online billboard with the threat of murder
Henry Harris
Muscles won't help when I use BJJ on you. You'd have no chance and you'd gas out quickly
Jaxon Kelly
>Gf >implying she is female >implying she isn't a trap >implying you didn't just become a faggot >implying i'm not 50.1cm >checkm8
Josiah Hall
Lifting weights won't help you win a fight. I did boxing for 7 years and I'm now doing Greco-Roman wrestling. I can kick your ass without even trying.
Liam Rogers
Any retarded nerd who studied some martial arts or fighting sport decently here can kick your ass because you're too fucking slow. Sorry.
Cooper Ramirez
?
Adam Williams
obvious bait is obvious...
Still, I'm just curious if you train in anything that even remotely resembles CQC. I'm rocking 16's right now, but even when I only had 14's I could have messed you up. There are four guys somewhere in Texas that could attest to that. All four of them thought they could take me because they built about like you. It didn't turn out so good for them, what do you think you're going to do alone?
Why don't you calm down a little and lets discuss workout plans and lifting techniques.
Gabriel Lee
>ill fuckin fight whoever >its all about who can strike first >you may beat my ass, or I may beat yours >but christ ill fight
Jonathan Cruz
Its a fucking copypasta you goddamn pomeranians. Do you guys lose your shit this bad when someone knocks on your door? Use 2 seconds of basic thought.
Jace Hughes
theres so much horrible bait on Sup Forums. What happened?
James Clark
duh
Josiah Morgan
na m8 just a wee bit of banter
Easton Stewart
kek nice gym muscles, pussy. enjoy having a 90 lb jiu jitsu chick throttle you
Michael Scott
Guys, stop attacking him. He's just trying to encourage us to try harder.
Ayden Moore
I could shoot you fag
Eli Green
Lol a special forces manlet could take you down
Josiah Barnes
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Xavier Johnson
Yeah but thats special forces, they dont count because they can take anyone down..
Chase Reyes
don't worry bro, i edc a 500 S&W snub, i know it's just me compensating for my lack of height or whatever but if i send that through your buff as fuck knee there's gonna be an Oklahoma style mismatch.
Zachary Diaz
its alright ill just shoot you, or engage you in a contest of reaching behind oneself to wipe thy ass which you will surely lose.
Isaac King
too bad working out doesn't make your tiny pecker any larger
Oliver Nguyen
>muscle size >fighting ability
wew lad, go to any boxing gym and record yourself sparring somebody half your size so we can all laugh at you getting belted
David White
So many newfags falling for such an old copypasta
Elijah Perry
Ngl I'd probably continue to be the submissive little bitch that I always have been since I grew up in a toxic household with a father who used beat me for no reason and conditioned me into breaking down in tears as soon as another male with a larger stature raises his voice at me as it takes me back to a time when I was little and couldn't fight back.
Isaiah Baker
this
David Jones
Compensation, is good for the homless
Blake Diaz
Holy shit work your forearms out pleb, your arms look like a lamb chop
Aaron Gomez
This. The reason I started jiu jitsu was watching a huge dude get man handled by a guy half his size.
Easton Barnes
Nah bro I EDC a Jetfire .25acp. I can tap a forehead from 100 yards with this piece of shit. 500 s&w is just overkill.
Angel Hall
forgot pic, not mine but related.
Luis Sullivan
And thats quick-draw point shooting
Jonathan Davis
No you can't. Thats a difficult shot with a rifle and iron sights.
Evan Wood
Solid mouse gun
Caleb Peterson
bjj is only going to help you if you are very good at it, like brown or black belt OR if the meathead youre facing doesnt know literally shit about fighting. If you go against someone bigger and stronger than you who has taken even just a few classes of mma, your likely not gonna be able to take them. Why do u think they have weight classes in all fighting sports? Yep, in reality size does matter and by quite a large margin.
Jordan Scott
>1471810450769.jpg >you
l m f a o
Kayden Thomas
Well, well, well.
Charles Reyes
A purple belt is quite dangerous. although you are right to some extent. I'm a pretty big guy so it works for me. and blue belt against someone their own size who has no training would probably win.
Isaac Cruz
yeah I was full of shit. I dont even have a jetfire. I had a bobcat, but the tip up barrel switch broke and I sold it.
Thomas Flores
yea we all know that already its a bait thread so you just turn the conversation to something else.
Austin Thompson
I was bullshitting, but I have a Stoeger luger .22lr I could hit an apple with at 100 yards. I regret selling that one.
Dominic Fisher
*had
Noah Scott
I am enjoying your mom.
Landon James
And yet you are still here on Sup Forums trying to prove yourself to people you don't even know or care about. You are on the same level as femanons who are trying to gain attention with their bodies. You have no value as a person, you have nothing original or smart to say. You are just a showroom dummy, an object, maybe a perfected object but as all objects you are good for only one thing: to be used and thrown away. Am I jealous? Yes I want to be strong like you. Do I want to be you? No, not at this cost. Enjoy your life as a decoration and fuck off my internet so I can enjoy some nerdy, geeky, neckbeard conversation about everything else other then one's body.
Jaxon Morris
nobody cares faggot
David Flores
I could just shoot you and tell the police I was in fear of my life. They wouldnt even charge me
Carter Parker
Muscles =/= Capability in hand to hand combat
MMA Fighter, 155lbs, me compared to you people would think you are the fighter as I don't look really ripped but I would have you're arm broke within 30 seconds in a fight.
How does it feel to know your muscles are to overshadow you tiny manhood while my skill speaks for itself? You mad meatball?
Noah Mitchell
'mirin
Jordan Taylor
>grab your gf's ass and make a double flex
kek'd
Oliver Moore
That's a tiny hand
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Jose Ramirez
Grab their gf's ass? Silly, you're supposed to grab us by the pussy!
Jaxon Rodriguez
I have that exact gun. Lots of fun to shoot although I think the tip up function is a little gay.
Aiden Richardson
She probably died of shame.
Levi Edwards
Depends on the school. I worked long and hard for my blue belt and if you are 100% untrained, I am gonna 100% own your ass if you weigh within 100 lbs of me.
Dylan Ortiz
Someone picked up a weight and thinks they can fight. Too bad most combat strength comes from the legs and core. How many MMA fighters or boxers do you see with huge arms?
Kevin Ortiz
You're a faggot for posting your measurements in centimeters, as opposed to FREEDOM inches. Go back to communist Slovakia you utter piece of shit
Dylan Robinson
kek
Michael King
from the picture you've posted it's quite obvious you have small shoulders and narrow pecks, meaning your proportions are small thus you're weigh around 64 kilograms. You bench no more than 115 raw and I would absolutely destroy your fuckin face with a single palm slap which has a 4" distance from your face as a starting point. roddy fuckin poo
Ryder Roberts
If my gf isn't a little bitch, she'll sue you for sexual assault, and we'll enjoy the profits. Thanks