Trips decides how i kill myself

>trips decides how i kill myself

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old age

nice try fag

licking postage stamps until you die of dehydration

posting feels in the mean time

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Durp

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Making friends and getting your life together. Meeting a cute girl and dating. Eventually popping the question and getting hitched. Ten years and presumably a couple kids later, it's your anniversary. Look your beautiful wife deep in her eyes, full of love, and tell her to follow you.
Then proceed to stand up and blow your brains out.

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op here. i'll reroll this for you. its a great idea

ex gf cheated on me after 4 years. with my friend

online dating will only find me retards

drink bleach

Stuff as many alcohol soaked tampons in your ass as possible.

Go to NFL game and jump off the top of the stadium

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close one

Online retards, it is. You came to Sup Forums so you're off to a good start

suicide by cop while yelling allhu akbar

waste of trips

nice dubs. and thats mine i cant fuckin pick it

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drug overdose

1000 alex jones

jump into gorilla enclosure at zoo with your dick out

gunshot

autism overdose

A ton of sharpies in pooper, at least 30. Draw dicks all over your body, dress in womens clothes. Go to an alley or in front of somones house, get a knife and then slit your achilles heels, then your wrists, then your tongue, then your throat.

rollin

roll

satan worship

bleed out after you cut your dick off

autism overdose x2

rolln

by ricin ingestion or inhalation

Eat glass and drink bleach

Lock yourself in a suitcase and eat the key.

death by doughnuts

rollin for dis

Go inside a poorly ventilated room. Get lime away and bleach and mix them together in a bucket.

old age

Crossdress and hit on black guys

Win Rar

trip to mexico

Live stream Falling on a pike

stream it

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listen to the lyrical stylings of rucka rucka ali then kill yourself

SHEEIIIT NIGGUH

boring, rolling for change to

well shit. unless someone gets quads im dying a degenerate retard

cheked and winrar

> posts on Sup Forums

you're already a degenerate retard

Not to hijack, but are there any easy painless ways to go out?
Google mostly results in a bunch of anti suicide propaganda or shit like drowning.

where do i buy fucking lime away

why go out painlessly, when you can die doing something really crazy

Wal-Mart you fucking dumbass.

fire obviously

Pretty sure it's Comet, usually in a green can in the Cleaning sections.

thank you

this is one depressing thread...

I know it's not like the pain would last more than a few seconds, I just don't want it to hurt.

Fucking serious? Fuckin dumb niggers don't know shit about cleaning products.

not everyone lives in a shitty American city

>implying b has ever cleaned anything

> implying Sup Forums is a singular entity.

puss puss

>implying there's more than 2 people on b

Wal-Mart is literally in different countries. Different names same company.

Screaming trump will get you niggers at a blm protest

hivemind

Pretty much, it'll probably end with me shooting myself. Being able to just fall asleep or something is a much more attractive sounding method, but there doesn't seem to be any real way to do it without access to more restricted drugs.

i'll get on fuckin briepart or some shit

Power drill in the peehole, worthless faggot.

implying burning in hell wont hurt

i do that for fun retard

rolling for fag ending

fairy tales

>implying faeries arent real

I did something similar. Mixed bleach with something else though. Almost blacked out from the gas it created.

reroll

Fucking don't.

normie

quadsfor op to live

put it in a jar and strap mixture to nose

nice fag

Toaster in bathtub

dicks out for op

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drink kerosene and light it inside your mouth or just drink a ton of kerosene

Kill yourself by jumping of a building but aiming in someone below. Take 2 trashes out with one hit

here are some tips youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro