How do you want to die?

How do you want to die?

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80 years old with an 18 year old woman. Heart attack.

Meme overdose.

I'd like to have a stalker with some actual ambition rape me and choke me to death. But only when I'm ready.

being shot by a jealous husband...

in my boots

In my sleep like a new fag

tonight while asleep

two chicks at the same time

with wife and family at 70/ 90

like a what?

lame

Fall off a huge building. Burj Khalifa or what arab jibberish it is called.

Same, but i want it to be a cocaine induced heart attack

2/10, not funny

Honestly, painfully but over a relatively short time maybe 2 mins or less, people think I'm mad for saying this but I'd like to feel really alive just before I died, and at its core pain is a really interesting feeling

How do you want to die then asshole?

Cut my own dick off, throw it at Nigel Farange, get shot to death by security guards

In my sleep, tonight.

ASAP

Waiting on loving parents to die in the next 5-10yrs bc im not a retard.

Save up and vacay to acapulco, finally try some poppy. Nice happy OD.

Only thing that would change my mind is getting made by a banking family or another species of higher intelligence.

I want to die listening "clair de lune" by debussy. drinking wine, in a sofa, a really expensive one. whit the heat of a chimney. in a library. The song need to be played live by a skilled pianist, and when it ends, i shoot myself in the head whit a one-hand expensive gun.
At the age of 80

Gun in my mouth. I'm actually going to be doing it next week in the middle of my final on Tuesday. Class of 150 ppl. Should make for a memorable test

I thinks thats more of a fantasy of how well you'll be by then than a actually death request

Death....by snu snu

In glorious battle, upon green fields, clad in armor, fighting for a cause.

But I'd settle for

>How do you want to die?

Just aim well. You don't want to be a semi-conscious veg the rest of your life.

Also interesting reading for us, you may even become a meme

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like a boss

Hospital bed with a couple asian ladies sucking my dick.

sick fuck

I got the angels down. Should be clean and painless
By all means share it. I've had a shitty year and it would probably be the best thing to happen to me when I'm gone

you are officially autistic

I don't know but not in the company of women, leeching off you financially until the end!

Better being truthful than a fantasist

NITROGEN

painless and unexpected death after a long and happy life.

that, or a setting-farts-on-fire-related accident

Can't take it with you. Learned that from the ancient Egyptians. I'm going out doing what I loved.

>company of women, leeching off you financially
nig plz

Nobody was trying to be funny, the fact that you think they were clearly illustrates how much of a faggot you must be

Thought a lot about this honestly, I don't want to bleed out sitting in a car crash or something horrible like that, i'd rather die in my sleep, or a lethal injection, I've heard those are quick. I just don't want it to be drawn out y'know?

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Ya''ll motherfuckers need to brush up on your memes.

explain

Having a threesome on my 100th birthday.

1/10, not even mad

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Painlessly, after falling asleep in my husbands arms.

Is nonsensically rating posts the only way you can contribute? I mean for fuck sake dude

dude, you still dont realize why i greentexted?