Walk into bedroom

>walk into bedroom
>see this

What do?

Face fuck pelvis

69
fuck the face gash and lick her eyebrows

where does it poop?

ditto
Where does it poop OP?!

Secretes poo out her face pores like pimples

Some people should not be allow to install photoshop.

Meaning YOU OP
YOU

Fuck her right in the.... turn around and kill myself.

Fuck then sell to Area 51 or kill with fire.

...Face fuck it?

Fuck left nostril

>three eyes
i'd turn 360 degrees and walk out

Sell it to my university, maybe? I don't know.

Finally a mouth big enough to give me a bj.

You mean 180°?

Her anal is also oral
But her oral is vaginal
Anus=vagina
She poops from her face cunt

do a 360 and walk away

found the newfag

No. The faggot was trying to be funny. Fuck you

Write a heartfelt fan fiction about how a 700 ton man found love at first sight.

>she leaves in the next two days

Jim will rot in jail

original?

PRAISE KEK

Fuck you

Run the fuck out there and probably consider seeing a shrink.

why the hate, user ?

...

scream

Might ask a few questions. Example: are you God?

I guess, technically I'd face fuck her twice-one per hole. That would actually be quite a spectacular fuck when you think about it.

no butthole
also ugly face even if its down there. fucking buttchin

>fucking buttchin
At least now it's appropriate.