Anyone else ashamed to be watching all 3 hours of this? I feel unclean...

Anyone else ashamed to be watching all 3 hours of this? I feel unclean. Like I just masturbated to a black woman or something.

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>I feel unclean. Like I just masturbated to a black woman

The only porn I ever watch nowadays is WMBW, and I never once felt dirty from doing it? Are you a gay or something?

Yes. I felt similar too, but there is another thread already OP. This should tell you its common knowledge to feel dirty after watching something that belongs into the trash.

You probably wouldn't feel dirty even if you had to swallow shit anyway, so your opinion is worthless.

ooh so salty

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saved

how is this image a thing? it's some of the dumbest criticisms i've ever read

>wahh the characters develop and situations change wahhh

kek
every time you post it I'll rejoice at the Marveldrone tears being shed at the other side of the screen

what's the matter, couldn't think of criticism or your own?
also, why does the fact that it's a screencap make it a correct judgement?

>Superman's weakness is Kryptonite
>Batman's weakness is the name "Martha"

Did you even read it mate?

never post that dumb nigger again Marveldrone

i read it, it's fucking retarded complaints about a movie having actual progression and character development (something no marvel movie has)

DKEK

You're right that the movie had progression and character development, the image you're referring is explaining why it isn't dramatically engaging until the final act of the film.

Anthony Mackie is based as fuck

Stay mad kiddo

I've heard it's a substantial improvement, but I can't make myself care about it. I'm glad the people who like it like it, but I'd rather just not watch it at all.

>the movie is bad because there's 2 protagonists
can't make this shit up

>I've heard it's a substantial improvement

It takes the movie from an F to a C-

Yeah, that's substantial. Especially for Snyder. Especially for a movie with Ben Affleck. Especially for casting Gal Gadot as... well, anyone, she's fucking abysmal.

You tried mate.

You are just gay bro. BvS was great, or at the very least better than any capeshit film made in the past decade.

you didn't

>You are just gay bro
If having a modicum of taste and sensibility is gay then line those dicks up because I'm on a one-way pink train out of pleb town. Choo choo, mother fucker. I'll write you a post card while you cry into your pony dolls.

Still the best Superman movie

Cringe

*teleports behind you*

Sorry kid

I've seen the theatrical cut 6 times.

I'm on my 4th viewing of the Ultimate Edition as we speak.

AMA

It's like I'm really in Youtube comments.

why can't plebs appreciate this film?

Who cares?

>something no marvel movie has
Looks like you are stuck in TIH.

it wasn't as bad as i thought. my brother watched it in theaters and didn't watch the ultimate edition so he hated it but when i spoke with him about it they did actually leave a lot out.

>actual progression and character development (something no marvel movie has)

...You're kidding right?

Not enough quips/they confuse the knightmare sequence as a "dream"/ the theatrical cut didn't have enough establishing shots to spoonfeed the plebs/ misunderstanding the 'Martha' scene

That's a two syllable question for any guys too big 4 little minds

he's right though.

...You're kidding right?

if you wish

AM I TOO SOON

Like literally the entire point of the MCU is that the story and characters progress and develop over multiple films

>DCfags still defending this movie
literally you:
youtube.com/watch?v=MSJRZP6GzAc&feature=youtu.be

yeah, but they don't.

every single one could be standalone with minor differences and it'd be the same.

everything with lex, ww, cgi rock monster and dc extended universe was terrible. I feel bad that snyder was forced to shoehorn all that tone murdering franchise shit into this otherwise decent capefilm

how did he travel into bruces dream?

>defending a script this bad

LUL

That was timelines merging.

>yeah, but they don't.
But they do

if you say so

>DCucks actually think "Whoa, our mothers have the same name? We should team up!" is actually character development

here's your (you) friend

Its good you are not ashamed to be a fag FUCK YEAH GAY PRIDE

Ant-Man has more fucking character development in it than this crock of shit

DC fans are literally delusional at this point(assuming they're not just being dumb ironic memers)

That is pure gold.

>Tony goes from a wacky inventor to a broken old man.
>Steve goes from all-loving american to an sceptic.
>Thor goes from punch-punch-destroy to a careful man that worries about the guys below him.

you really love spouting lies

watch as the next flick reverts all of that back to status quo

There are easier ways to kill yourself.

But this has happened over the course of several movies

BvS is the one that goes back to status quo

you are delusional

No, that would be the ones that are defending BvS

witty

But it's true

BvS had literally no consequences for anyone

if you say so

Batman goes from cynical in downward spiral of violence and vigilante justice to renewed hope in justice and faith in humanity after seeing Jesus die on the cross. After the the dark night comes the dawn of justice. Fuck, can't wait for my ultimate cut to arrive.

>kills off main character of first two films
>everything's not alright
>bad guy ultimately wins
>this is the status quo
what universe are you from?

>Superman doesn't actually die
>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
>Lex Luthor just ends up in jail(where he will easily escape) and doesn't face the consequences
>they have to bring back the villain from the first movie just to make it seem like there is actual danger, and then they just kill him again

Is the Ultimate Cut any better?

interesting

>>Superman doesn't actually die
what scene does he appear in after you see him at the wake?
>>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
no he doesnt
>>Lex Luthor just ends up in jail(where he will easily escape) and doesn't face the consequences
he doesn't escape and he does by being sent to Arkham
>>they have to bring back the villain from the first movie just to make it seem like there is actual danger, and then they just kill him again
what scene was Zod in outside of being a corpse?

>what scene was Zod in outside of being a corpse?
...Doomsday you moron

>>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
Why should he be absolved if he did nothing wrong?

>kills off main character of first two films
>die after two films
There is your problem

Doomsday was in MoS?

Technically yes, Doomsday is just Zod's body

how many films before it's acceptable?
12?

Doomsday was the villain in MoS? i could have sworn he was genetic offspring.

never because it hurts my feelings when people die :(

Something's not matching up here

who else one hour in here

I don't know, what about this?
>Man of Steel
>Man of Steel 2 (like it was supposed to be)
>Batman v Superman
I felt like Batman was the protag while Supes was from the supporting cast.

the UE really fixes that because it definitely felt balanced

It's almost as if Goyer is a shitty writer

Reminder that David Goyer once publicly stated that She-Hulk is just in the comics for Hulk to have sex with

they look exactly the same to me! get your eyes check silly :)

The only one i can see them reverting is Tony. His trauma arc ended in the CW final fight so now he can be a better co-leader for the Avengers.

Chris Terrio and Zach Snyder wrote all or 90% of BvS though

I'm still tempted to watch it because I hear it's an improvement and never saw it the first time around, but 3 hours of capeshit is just too much.

So they're all fucking hacks

unlike whedon, true master of writing

>dodges the point

>>Batman is magically absolved of all the people he kills
contract killers. the world lost nothing.
>>Lex Luthor just ends up in jail(where he will easily escape) and doesn't face the consequences
he ends up in arkham asylum

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A WILD CHIMPANZEE HAS APPEARED

The most purely comicbook moment ever put on screen. Nurmalfags just don't get it.

>Rashomon is a bad movie because there's no clear protagonist!!!
>Rashomon is bad because literallly NOTHING happens, what the fuck, a baby?
>Rashomon is a bad movie because its literally three dudes telling fake stories to each other lmao
>literally no arcs for any of the characters they just stop telling stories and go home lmao

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE BABY DOING DURING THE WHOLE MOVIE

I thought it was just a hallucination when batman showed up and said he was sending him to arkham. The warden and guard just disappear and then batman does too. He's not that quick.

>this film is good because a completely different film is good
uw0tm8

>a movie is bad because of bullshit about consequences when everything in the movie is tied by cause and effect

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