69 decides my tinder bio

69 decides my tinder bio

No

I'm not some kind of one pump chump.
It only takes me half a stroke to explode.

>I'm not some kind of one pump chump.
>It only takes me half a stroke to explode.
hahahha this is too good you alpha daddy cum cannon

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my STDs.

Kek

Is this grindr?

I like sandals with socks and bitches with cocks

i am kinda shy but i rather enjoy a good conversation than having sex with a drunk girl. you know, i'm a real gentleman. I dont make party, i read a good book with a glass of wine

Hi I'm a pretty good guy and not like all those bad boys :) I will treat you like a princess and buy you gifts, tell you how amazing you are every day :)

im hung as mule baby;) Just let my 4 incher punish you ;) ;)

Hey I'm Brian, and yes I'm here to meet gamer girls, tis a great thing to see! Don't worry, I'm not like those other Neanderthal men :) if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen haha.

...pls respond

Wanna get a pizza and fuck?

Middle school sophomore If you don't dip, I already don't like you. I live on Monster Energy

lol i might just use this till someone rolls 69

I am a very talented man. i can swallow an entire hotdog without chewing

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

what are you, a faggot?

You have really nice skin, what size are you? An 18? Can you help me load this couch in the back of my van?

fuck drumpf

My body is entirely composed of chocolate and high limit credit cards

I asked Sup Forums to decide my bio, I'll ask you to decide what to do on the first date

If you didn't vote for trump swipe left you niger loving comunest.

Likes: Dogs, Hogs
Dislikes: Frogs, Bogs

top kek

I want you to have my abortion.

Q: What has three arms, two legs, and five feet?

A: The Boston Marathon

Every been force fed horse cum with a turkey baster?

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I LOOOVE ANIMEE >~< AND I LOVE BEING RANDUM L.O.L XDD!!!

I haven't showered in five days.

I identify myself as a genderfluid

you forgot the "rawr"

All these

I just don't like people who tend to be problematic.

I feel great I'm like Jared Foote from subway out this bitch.

this

ooooooooooo sooo close nice trips though

Swipe right or your mother will die in her sleep

Harambe lol

If we match I'll pay you 25$ to let me tongue your asshole.

is there a way to use tinder without facebook?
are there any hook up apps like that that dont require fb login?

Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole

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rerolling

before he died I would I let my dog lick peanut butter off my nuts. Wanna fill in for him?

stevie is that you"?

No I'm God, kill yourself.

Name should be littlekidlover also it's an reference from the office