Australia finally makes it into CIVILIZATION

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Jesus Christ.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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I unironically kinda like this.

Sweden when though.

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is civ 6 worth buying at all yet

Never again, too white

Or lead by pic related' daughter

Time to play as ancient Australia and spread Emuism to Babylonia.

>not Steve Irwin
They fucked up

This.

Nope, wait for the first xpac.

I think its pretty neat
I'm kinda proud of my country, so stuff like this is always really nice

I know its kinda dumb, and we've got a reputation for shitposting and stuff, but being proud of your country nowadays is usually frowned upon i guess with all the current media and stuff going around. I guess its dumb feeling this way, but i cant help but be warmed by stupid stuff like this,im glad Australia's getting some recognition and stuff. Im sure nobody will really read this, and thats ok, heaps of australians are immigrants and stuff too, so if i wasn't Australian, I'd be kinda a mutt or something. Idunno, i guess at the end of the day, (which it's 3 am here) it just feel really touched somehow about this.
even with all the shitposting and whatever
eh, even though nobody will read this, it sure felt good to type, which i guess is kinda Australian in itself.

did it take you 15 minutes to type that or were you waiting for a (you) to respond to and gave up?

Or Crocodile Dundee.

Hey man, I read it.

nah, i'm kinda tired, and i did a bit of reading i guess, so i guess it did take me 15 minutes
Thanks leaf

I just want another leader for France

Is their ability Shitposting?

It's not dumb though, it's normal

when will canada get their turn

>the digger

It's no Redcoat that's for sure.

>play as Canada
>the enemy kills you
>you win
OP as fuck

poland is on fire tonight

So England/Britain basically gets another Civ. Pretty cool tbqh.

Triggered

Australia literally has LESS culture than Canada, what the fuck, even their natives suck more.

Canada could have a coureur des bois or mountie unique unit, fur trading outposts and shiet could be a tile improvement. bonuses dealing with barbarians or something.

Switzerland when?

>coastal civs

almost as useless as post-BNW Japan in civ5

I can hear them reaching from here.

Australia has no culture or history, they shouldn't be here.

>"Neutral" Mountain Jews never getting a spot

What is their great work of art? Mad Max?

Bad Boy Bubby, user.

civ4-style barbarian animals (obviously to include emu, now) when?

>Australia's leader is a white person
>Not Abo Highkang Uwabukchullawayeha

I'm pretty sure I posted in this thread. Where has my post gone?

There was another similar thread which was deleted about an hour ago.

pls add ireland

That's actually a great film

good post

>John (((Curtin)))

>civilisation

Spreading the word of God when the English were swinging from trees tbqh

This is ridiculous, so many countries and they choose the worst one to be a "civilization". Where are the mongols, the hebrews, the phoenicians, the persians, fireaxis is becoming a joke I fucking hate Australians.

Hint: It's because Australia makes a sizeable market for the game. Same reason Brazil and Poland are in.

>i guess at the end of the day, (which it's 3 am here)

nice

we iz relevant now

>2017
Still no Finland.
In to the trash.

how
it'd be pretty funny to go to war with each other though kek

i don't think most people know Canada even has natives
abos on the other hand

very good post

they were part of Sweden in V

can't wait to build my Emu war unit

THATS NOT FINLAND

>Townsville
>Australian town """""""""""""""""""""""""names"""""""""""""""""""""""""

It's named for a bloke named Towns

>mfw I may never hear the words "... leads Finland in Sid Meier's Civilization VI"

The Hakkapeliitta was shit in that game though, for real.
>Transfers movement to a Great General
>Doesn't actually have any bonuses on its own
>REPLACES THE LANCER

>Australian leader's ability is Citadel of Civilisation

>Australians
>Citadel of anything but shitposting

>hello my name is Towns
>where did you get that name
>it's where my grandfather was born

congrats Australia

>Australia makes it before all those other significant, historical civilizations

HAHAHA TOP BANTZ

we got cucked

Can't wait for the Inuit and Haudenosaunee to cuck Canada further.

>mfw New Zealand makes it next with Braindead or Temple of Low Men

the Oceanians are shitposting IRL now

When citizens of Phoenicia are paying Firaxis' developers then they can get in first

>Civ is just another cashgrab now

just goes to show that the free market can never create great works of art without the support by an elite aristocracy worth its name :^)

We're too irrelevant for that 2bh, we'll just be bundled in with Polynesia because lolMaoris

It was just as much influenced by things like the Australian civ mod in V, after (and tbf before that) whenever there were polls made asking who should be added next Australia was always near or at the top.
Reckon NZ town names should be included with ours 2bh, give you a taste of what it's like to be an international cultural powerhouse

>The Maori name for the entirety of NZ was the name of a CITY in Civ V

¿Dónde está CASTILLA el hegemón UNIVERSAL desde 1230 hasta 1647?

fuck this disney cartoon shit

Agreed.

That's also the same reason we keep getting invited back to Eurovision. I don't get the logic, do they think we'd stop playing if we weren't added

Vatican when
>special ability: Vatican II, construct it in your capital to lose the game

It's just pandering. The same logic that made Lucas think he had to put actual Jedi kids in the prequels to get kids interested in Star Wars.

hey hey hey
that's just plain rude, we're old and we used to be pretty relevant

Makes sense. I feel happy for you.

God the butthurt in the youtube comments is fantastic.

>WAHHHHHHH WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ADD A REAL CIV LIKE PERSIA
>A-AUSTRALIA HAS NO CULTURE OR HISTORY I WANNA PLAY AS COCKROACHES WAHHHHH

DELET THIS

We better fucking get a civ too if those dingo fuckers get one

Americans are already a civ

> Poland was OP in Civ 5
> Poland is at least twice as OP in Civ 6

Do the devs not know how to balance a game?

>Implying Australia doesn't have less justification to be a civ than Canada

You weren't even a country until 1901

>bonus housing for being on the coast
Holy fucking shit this UA is almost as useless as Australia.

>tfw will be forever lumped in with celts
>be led by Vercingetorix who's only famous for losing to Caesar
>or by Boudicca who's only famous for killing unarmed civilians and then getting her entire army killed despite having an overwhelming numbers advantage

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>Australia has the oldest culture in the world
Surprised it didn't happen sooner...

I don't get this joke.

Australia is what America would have been if it didn't revolt.

>Still no Richelieu
they re pushing their luck at this point

we're one of the big boys now

austrlia is a fair bit younger, who knows where they'll be in a few hundred years

we're going to rule Antarctica

>Turn based cartoony inaccuracies: the game

How about you play a real grand Strategy game

Lmao your only cultural uniqueness is a leaf and a redcoat with a hat. Canada has NO culture. Meanwhile Australia has literally the oldest culture in the world. the music in the background? Unique Australian instrument, does Canada have one? No. The background painting? Unique landscape with an iconic Australian styled house. Canada literally looks no different to any other snowy country. Australia is known around as a tough but fair country with values like mateship and a fair go not to mention movies and stereotypes that Canada doesn't even compare to. Face it leaf...

>real grand Strategy game

>really real grand Strategy game

australia is hot canada
theyre just further away so they can suck our dick less (but still a lot)

fuck off mate, you homos are getting raped by a bunch of mexicans