/nzg/ - New Zealand General: It's Friday, My Dudes

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: It's Friday, My Dudes

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Bill English reporting in

Wanna legalise weed, bro?

Christchurch Xbox One fag here, Any anons keen for 7 days to die or am I the only reject who plays that shit?

Cannabis is poison

Why are IDs even gone?

ayee, this cunt

Cannabis is an occult plant etc etc

>inb4 i will literally cuck you

both memes in one post wow what a time to be alive

i want to cum all over those bastarding tits

dunedin here

Geek in the city

New Spider-Man trailer looks like shit and makes me feel old.

>Christchurch

Same old same old

Does Bill support bacon err'day?

Looks like everyone's out enjoying their night.

Rip thread.

That's every night now.

fuckin normies reeee. everyones getting friends and relationships n shit

wellington checking in
been off for 2 weeks, what have i missed?

No, not everyday but twice a week. With fiscal responsibility of course.

Greens say they will legalise weed. Game is on.

Let's meme weed getting legalised, having it be a major election issue.

just let the thread die

Enjoy cancer.

Do we really need anymore stoned fuck wits?

Don't comment on things you obviously know nothing about.

weed should be legal, but its still boring shit for fuckwits

Who likes Cadbury Roses?

Also who has noticed the massive increase in food from China in our supermarkets?

"muh weed" it's all natural? or it cures cancer or it's fun? tell me what makes you so retarded

I've noticed a distinct lack of sluts in this thread

What are you smoking?

Smashing share box at south d maccas

>mfw can't post pic cuz 2mb

Need Quercys Pussy

Dont want that stank puss

Delicious

here you go

No sharpies in there

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that thing is not safe for human consumption

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Sup NZ

Dunedin reporting. Anyone drinking?

bump thread with your mrs clunge you fuck

Ardbeg g

I guess you are familar

fantastic single malt. very peaty / smoky. notes of the distillery's ocean splash on the pallet. you have good taste for a cuck

Chch here, Kia Ora nigga

also welly. where you bro.

Welly reporting in.

Due big earthquake hurrr durp tin foil hat.

My nig. I'm on the Glenmorangie. Birthday gift from the missus family.

What part

Kia Ora. What has been happening in NZ. Been working allday so I don't know the current events

I run a bottle shop fam. Get all the best shit

For real. I use to work in a bottle store as a shelf stocker. Cool job to have when you're under age. Do you get heaps of booze merchandises?

guys I just came back from a really weird first date and need a third person point of view on my situation
>be me
>bring a date to a restaurant
>conversation was a little stale
>she says she wanna watch a movie in my place
>ohboy.jpg
>she wants to watch a porn tier movie called "Addicted"
>halfway through I tell her let's have sex
>she declines
>she seems to only accept back rub
>massage her all through the movie
>even at one point open her bra and continue massaging her back and edge of her breast
>movie ends
>she wanna go home
>sent her home
What do you lads think? on a scale of 1 to 10,how fuckin weird is this

Upper riccarton, UC undergrad here. What part are you from?

Same boat here too m8,but I've heard John Key was leaving office soon

They've gotten pretty tight lately the suppliers but I get lots of free booze out of them especially when it's a NPD or new to store

Weird/10

I got a feeling the chemistry either went astray. Or she was being polite. You have to gauge the situtation on how it plays out. What are your chances on a second date. Was she on the phone at any point that could put her off from doing the deed.

HEY GUYS NZ GAMER GRILL HERE

american reporting in

I was watching that as it unfold. Pretty smart move on his part and his party as a whole.

Free Booze > Beer mugs

I've notice they don't give out as much free stuff as they usually do. How is the sales of beers and wines. I noticed most wine bottles has been collecting dust in most bottle store. Seems like the supermarket is a financially smarter choice.

HEY GUYS WANNA HANG

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Only if we can play this. :)

OH YEA TOTALLY!!!!

"lets have sex" wow ladies man with all the moves right here

Only free shit lately are shitty sunglasses. Beer is always good because of the conveniencey on the store. Wines are so so. Advertised wines sell well because it's close to supermarket pricing. Beer we are same or a dollar dearer. Just got to specialize in wine or shit supermarkets can't/don't sell like expensive wine or Port

Most of my experiences with girls are pretty direct when we're at room. I would usually talk dirty and would ask her if she's up to sex before start kissing. I know this is weird but do you guys ask permission first before kissing? cause I don't wanna be charge of forcing or anything though

Imagine if suddenly Winston was the prime minister,it would be hilarious and be trump tier for us

> work at pak 'n slave
ask me anything

where is this liquor store and do you offer a discount to austismo internet fucks? I buy a lotta wine

can you get me a job

is it better than american walmart

Shall we get fucked up?
Not the dude you replied to.

Do you hope that one day your consciousness will get uploaded into a self checkout machine then you can live forever in Pak n Save?

Hahahhahahahahaha

Damn back when I was working, there was beer mugs, beer coolers, lazer pointers, bar blades and heaps of T shirt. You work in a safe part of your town. Any hold ups??

Hmmm seems like shes an outlier. Was she hot at least? Do I ask for permission. No. I usually can tell based on body language. You can usually tell by the way she looks at you, my subtle cue is she is always adjusting herself to make herself look good. But I never talk dirty,

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>her name is kitty in the discord

This has been my dream since the day i started.

How much do you know about old seafood. Like I know you can't sell dead mussels. But can we get it for free? It's good fishing bait.

ye g, come to albamy

what would you do? I need to improve my game dude.

>watching movie with date
>there's an intense sex scene in movie
>said "Lets start a 7.5 earthquake in my bed?"
>she says no

she is watching...

nah, they even chuck out good stuff so its pretty unlikely.

>6666

another welly reporting in... did someone suggest getting fucken fucked up?

stopppp

>55

Yes.
How many are us

That's shit. Do you get in trouble for dumpster fiving

what a cutie 3.14

No hold ups bro average side of town

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OH THANKS!!!!

nice quads my dude what's that girls name?

Fuck off.

that is kitty same fag exposed

Cringe

...

nah, they will just tell you to fuck off.

chloe she goes by kitty on most things

FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

That's good man. Stay safe, it's shit seeing all the degenerates holding up small stores. Usually you don't have more than a couple of hundred in the till. Recommend any good booze for a Christmas gift to my missus fam. Something tasteful.