Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Fuck the previous thread

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Tachanka is our lord and savior
>Most importantly, have fun!

Hamakaze claimed

Ill just an hero now

Oh, like this~?

claim

still here


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well i figured as much
what are those?
oh yes that looks lovely

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She's all mine.

Cuuuuuuutue
>lsd :D

I mean if i was someone who put forth any effort then i could find you pretty easily
Suddenly this has become a cute thread

All you sick degenerates are most deplorable, should not reproduce through any means and necy yourselves with barb wire. With that said, I claim Master Race Mercy.

Not any more

>claiming a literal cum dump
Wew

Am not! Besides, I was in the last thread too!

One more time.

Come to Shlomo!

HFS Aretoooo

So I uh claim my wife-u?

Shinoa from Owari no Seraph definitely has to be muh waifu. She ain't afraid to throw down when shit gets real.

She would be smashed by my wife-u's dragons doe.

Are too and well i didnt see ya
You must be a nigger instead of a jew
>3D is trash
Is this smug or a new shinoa claimer has appeared?

Aaaaam not!

Am not!

Reeee to the both of you!

again i imagine so

This thread sucks.

No! Not the greedy shop keeper.. I would rather sit down and lurk Reddit for hours than let your grubby little Jew hands touch her.

Not as lovely as your adorable face.

New claimer, fell in love with her recently.

R2-D2
Lucky for you I am not that type of person
See that little "x" in the corner of your window. Theres the door.
Idk how smug will take this but hello...now i kust come up with a name for you.

I wish this meme was a real person, so I could just rearrange his face. That way he wouldn't look full blown Jew and everyone wouldn't want to kick his ass anymore.

thats not true i mean look at yourself and say that again
yeah besides i was actually going to hang out with someone tomorrow already

my headphones broke today ):

Did you know that system32 is a virus? You should get on that.

Wanna actually try to do something saturday?

>he hasnt deleted system32 off his computer yet

QOTT

What do we call our new Smug thread-goer? Smug2?

I bet you're having yourself a gay old time aren't you user?

I vote for shiny

Nooope!

We already have a Smugs 2.0. This is Smugs 3.0

Fell asleep sometime during last thread

Can't get back to sleep now

Yep

Senpai

really? how did that happen?
im not sure. i mean its about 5 hours for you to get here and my old friends are showing up from college for winter break this weekend

How's that ass cancer going for you?

Well i'd rather look at you some more.

I don't have it anymore

Cancer never goes away, it'll come back in time, I promise.

Nein.

Ayy Kitten!

At the movies and they just done broked ):

How are you doing senpai?

when youre dressed like that?
can you get new ones?

Ye I get money tomorrow

>lewd
And we'll work something out eventually
10
Out of 10 on the cuteness scale
Hello kit kat meow

Tad tired, but that's probably the pastahs fault.
How about you?

Nuh uh.

Oh? Dressed like what?

Hey Tali

Poor senpai. I'm mostly awake and can't get back to sleep, fucking annoyed by this

buds or big ones?
ok i mean i feel kinda bad about you coming all this way
uh i mean dressed in clothes

Got school today I assume?

Thats just the autism talking. Its not actually a problem.
If you just accept it itd be easier
I wish to pet the kitty

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I'm honestly gonna try to sleep in and skip today

Not really feeling well enough to go to school

I do too

big ones :c

I shall do no such thing!

Skipping really isn't good, Kitten.

Well it doesnt make it any less true amd just puts more stress on you which isnt good.

I know, but it won't really hurt my grades all that much since we've just started the new trimester and we haven't done anything at all yet

Is suicide really not the answer?

i dont know i mean just for me?
nice i like those ones myself
it isnt

Waifu are for retards.

Who says it makes more stress?!

I suppose, but I still disapprove!

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I only wear the cutest clothes for you.

I'll go next week, senpai

Why not?
No more worrying, no more bitching. Just peace

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that is adorable but i would rather you be comfortable in what youre wearing
yeah but no more of the things you enjoy. you have nothing

Ans the fun we wpuld have yes

>Next week
U wot?!

You guys are the only thing I can still enjoy but now that you're being taken away I see no reason to continue.
I realise how retarded and edgy I may sound but it's true

My waifu ok ?

i dont know id rather not disturb my family. perhaps next time i dog sit since no one will be around
taken away? are you ok yuno?

I am most certainly not

I see, well in that case you might need to come cover me up.

I went all of this week, mostly

would you like to talk? I will listen
oh my that is a bit uh sexual

REX HUNT CLAIMED

K im going to sleep guys. G'night

No I think I already said enough retarded shit today

night
i dont know what to say. please take care of yourself.

Hmmmm, I dunno Kitten...

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Fufu maybe a little. I don't think there's anything more comfortable i could have on me than you.

Goodnight Tali.

Senpai pls

I'll be good for you

ALLAHU?!

Hmmmmm, okay Kitten. I believe you.

Yay

do you like rope?

Snackbar! What's up?

Oh my, whatever could you be thinking about. I don't dislike rope, as long as it isn't too tight.

that pic is cute. flustered in front of the blind girl. well what do you like?

So, sleepy time soon I suspect?

Not much, fighting to stay awake like always. How about you?

Cute Lute is husbando

Yeah, probably in about 15 minutes or so

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