"So user, why don't you have a girlfriend?"

"So user, why don't you have a girlfriend?"

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i am ugly and poor. dont like fats or uglies.

You're a woman. You should immediately know that I'm repugnant.

Because I have a boyfriend

Inb4 tits or gtfo. Jokes on you I'm gay.

TITS OR GTFO. HOWEVER IF GAY, AS YOU WERE>

Stop talking to me

Also are you gonna finish your cat piss?

wait wouldnt champagne have a negative effect on the desert?
I would figure it would curdle any dairy in it, though I might be mistaken

Lost all motivation to put any effort into such things since my last ex in 2011.

That actually quite neatly answers the question.

because i dont leave the house unless im getting food

Because i didn't reply to this post

I'm ugly, awkward, unintelligent, and poor. But you know what? I've seen dudes way worse off than me pull in some decent ass. It took me awhile to figure out why that is.

It's my piss-poor attitude. I just fucking hate everything. I'm not a fun person to be around. I don't make people laugh or have a good time. And at this point in my life, it's too late to change. I've tried faking it, but I just can't pull it off and I come off as phony.

I'm going to kill myself.

Because i sit at home in front of my PC all day every day

m-maybe you can be my girlfriend.

>>Asked her to marry me a year ago
>>She had a brain hemorrhage 6 weeks later
>>Said she couldn't for-fill her role as wife for me and to wait a year
>>She had it coiled a month later
>>Waited a year
>>Hemorrhage had blood flow and was growing,
>>She just went through brain surgery about a week ago to clip it

Pic related. Tiz her.

kek

Love you user

Best of luck with everything, if this is true. Seriously, hope all turns out OK. If it's fake and you're just wanting attention though, go play with traffic. I hope its the former.

Bs you don't know what love is.

I honestly don't want one, I don't currently need somebody to love and I'm not going to waste my time and money pretending to love someone just for sex.

>for-fill her role
Are you sure it's her that has the brain problems?

Romantic love, no. Love for my fellow man and basically the hippy shit, yes I do. Don't worry, be happy. Don't care about anything, just do what you want and be. happy.

*Make up some bullshit about not finding a girl I really care about while I look into her eyes*

I don't want a fucking girlfriend, jesus christ.

better off single than dating that creature lmfao

Yeah-you're-a-moron. Hopefully because you are young.

>can't get a woman
>one thing in life he wants is a woman
>just do what you want and be happy
That's pretty cruel bruv.

>for-fill
Oh boy, bait never looked so inviting.

because im broken inside

My wife gets mad whenever I get to second base with her whale friends.

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Because I have a date tomorrow. Wish me luck Sup Forumsros

I have some slam piggies, they come whenever i want. its enough for me.

Though this was about to turn into a /thread/feels

>I hope its the former.
You hope his woman has a potentially life-threatening condition?

>And at this point in my life, it's too late to change. I've tried faking it, but I just can't pull it off and I come off as phony.
Same problem here. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Fuck I hope you're not bullshitting. 10/10

I lol'd.

P.s i think you might be a faggot.

Just a heads up.

because they're all weird looking like this one

Good luck Sup Forumsro! Here's some good luck tits!

I have three.

I'm positive, well-liked, love to have a good time and I make people laugh. Ugly guys can only offset their looks with a good body, wealth, social status or some combination of those three things.
Also you aren't going to kill yourself.

Such lies.

Because I'm married.
Now get a real ID and not a fake one.

This tbh with you fam.

I'm oil and everybody else is water

hello Sup Forums

Can confirm that it does not.
You're thinking of beers, as the hops within will sour the dairy on contact.

Not all of us loser.

If I was a faggot, I'd probably have boyfriends instead.

Because I'm a ugly, poor third world beta loser.

Because we are married

I wish it was fake. It tore my fucking soul out man.

Yup, She lost some motor functions and speech was slurred. She wasn't found for hours and it caused some short term brain damage.

kysfgt

Pic related.

I find myself doing the same thing over and over again. I have no problems with talking to girls, apparently I'm good looking and have a sorted out life. Whenever I start getting really close to one girl though and see them getting really into me, I pull out.
Later looking back at the whole situation and seeing the girls I regret not doing the next step and actually dating them, they're mostly really good looking and super nice as a person not your everyday bitch. But once you pull that off on them they're out of the picture.
I'm not sure why I do this. I like to think I really enjoy my single life, which I do, I get to fuck well enough and I like the freedom aspect of it. On the other hand sometimes I just think of myself as a nonfunctional retard who isn't able to commit. Who knows.

I'm too picky

I'm serious, I'm a decent looking guy, but right now I'm going through major depression, I'm currently looking into Buddhism, I hear enlightenment is pretty cool, and the best part is I don't have to believe in some phony baloney magic entity like every theist religion.

Because I am a social retard who can't connect or speak with anyone at all. I have no friends, I don't know anyone, I spend all of my time alone and the only thing that can remotely resemble human interaction is shitposting on Sup Forums.

Because I want to fuck your pie

>terrible looking blob of angaise sauce
>Chocolate shavings just thrown on a pie
>Some random cherry terribly placed
>A pre-bought chocolate straw

What kind of plebian over-priced restaurant is this?

Because i am fat, poor, still living with my parents and i am stuck in a dead end job where the pay sucks.
Honestly, no sane woman would want me and i can't blame them.

What about going out?
There must be situations, where you must go out.
How do you handle these?

at least you have job

Too much work and effort

Well, I ginore everyone if I can, or I say just what I have to say.

Example: I go to a store to buy some shit, I just go to the cashier to pay, most of the times just say "thanks" and I'm on my way. Or if I have to ask something, I just ask that.
Usually there is no other communications from me.

*ignore

because women are expensive

now finish your $15 dessert and overpriced wine so we can catch the last bus back to my basement apartment

holy fuck man

best of luck for you both

If im not working im sleeping and if im not sleeping im working

Sucks bruhh, be nice to look forward to someone on my way home

Heh. Reference.

This,
Also work 14 hours a day and when I'm laid off all that money I made goes to bills for the 4 or 5 months that I am laid off for so my only hobbies include video games and sleep because that's all I can afford to do

Hands are cheaper and are ready to pleasure you whenever you want whether it be in church, on the bus or in the privacy of your own home.

Because she was cheating on me, the bitch. Less than 48hrs after we split she was dating him

But can it say "I love you"?

shit bro, that was almost 6 years ago. time to get over it and get back on the horse.

The correct way to handle this conversation:

I don't know, can you think of any reasons?

>lol i can't think of a single reason!

Then will you be my gf?

>um, no...

Then you're full of shit.

I'm too skinny.

>Mocks poster for saying for-fill.
>Ignores his use of "Tiz"

This post is fake and gay anyway.

This one's for you, user:
youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94

I'd rather be stuck alone than with that horse faced wench

Post tits

Basically. If your gf goes away to college just end it then

Big strong tough guy over ever!
Come on tough guy go be tough somewhere else and big and strong.

i like my personal space and being able to do what i want all the time

Why to have a girlfriend?

Because i'm ugly but I don't want an ugly girlfriend.

youtube.com/watch?v=nhzktuzXTFI
Checkmate.

Because every time I have gotten close to another human they have been hurt irreparably. I'd rather seclude myself from others to avoid harm to them. Every time I get close to a girl I also attempt to act as if I do not notice their interest and slowly we move further apart until they are no longer interested.

I rest my case lmao

I probably have an attitude problem where I think I'm entitled to some gorgeous gf when I should probably lower my standards. But I just can't abide the thought of being with someone who is fat or ugly.

At the moment I'm just trying to self-improve (better body, better job) and we'll see where I am in a year or so.

do it bro
ive seen some ugly cunts get supermodel chicks

I'm all this except for two extra key things.

Creepy and standards way above my league.

Yeah I don't get it man. It's like I literally became another person. I used to have the balls to pick up a lot of chicks on the internet back in the msn webcam days but swore it off at some point. Ironically, digital dating is the shit right now with Tinder and all. I tried to use Tinder a couple of times but I'm just not feeling it and everytime I delete it after a few chats. I can't even pull that act anymore. You're right bro, 5 years with no sex or intimacy sounds insane.

Commitment and monogamy are social and political structures. The true nature of a man is to spread his seed and live his life by his own rule. Albeit, spreading your seed these days can have devastating consequence.

You are entitled to everything you can get. Grow a pair, approach girls and make attempts. Only losers focus on the times they get denied.

Because I'm going to college and work 2 jobs.

I don't really talk to people my own age anymore.

>be me
>be ugly but IQ over 145
>know this girl for 5 years never thought about anything with her
>shes beautiful, far out of my league
>started to talk to her, she fell in love first, she ditched 3 guys and always told me about it
>lightbulp.jpg
>finally notice she likes me, step my game up
>make the best decicion ever: decide to be 100% honest
>2 months later love her more than ever

she's the most wonderful woman on this shitty fucking planet. It's crazy how lucky i was.

I do....but all I can say kiddies is careful what you wish for.....seriously.

Good luck to you two, I hope all goes well, stay positive!

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE KIKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS

You might be less ugly than you think, post picture faggot, on the double.

I hope she dies a slow and painful death...