Sup Sup Forums
Just found out my lifelong friend and business partner has been stealing from the company. Inb4 'how do you know it's him?' - I set a trap.
So, do I:
a) Beat his ass
b) Tell his wife about the college girls he sleeps with
c) Rat him out to the cops
d) All of the above
He's currently in his office, 14 metres from me, if you have a better suggestion. I'm not gonna kick his ass in front of my employees but anything non violent works.
D
B & C
d give him the d
Give him the D, he deserves it.
Kick the shit out of him them post a pic of your handy work!
He's committing a crime. Notify the police and let them handle it.
how does one get two girls to do that? i doesn't look like porn that was paid for, so somehow some guy has two girls that will just show them their tits on demand? how??
Stuff his ass with dynamite and light the fucking wick.
Fuck off fag!
d) & have sex with him
lurk moar
They are probably junkies...
Get a lawyer and sue his ass
Tell his wife he's stealing and if she doesn't fuck you, you're going to turn him in and ruin their lives.
Do all but a.
Sounds like the type of scum that would press charges for assult
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What trap did you set? Do you have good evidence?
He is bus partner as in he owns 50/50? Or just an employee
Just drop the evidence to the cops and his wife on the DL. Keep your hands clean publicly.
tell him you know he's been stealing money and to pay you back or else you'll bring him into court, if he pays back tell him next time he's done. he's a longlife time friend maybe there's a reason, maybe his familly are having health issues.
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>Tell his wife he's stealing and if she doesn't fuck you, you're going to turn him in and ruin their lives.
Make him watch while tied up... Put a baby in his wife.
Tell him to stop stealing and tell him you have the evidence if he keeps going
Don't beat his ass or rather about college girls. Alert the authorities. If you have evidence like you say you do he will probably go to jail and his wife will most likely leave his sorry ass.
Dose him on a gram of raw lsd.
>lifelong friend
Threatening to do all this shit because hes stealing from some bullshit job.
Some fuckin friend you must be.
Who gives a fuck if hes stealing from the company...
Cunt
i mean youre both already stealing from the workers
should the workers kick both of your asses?
A is pretty tempting, but that will bite you in the ass eventually. B and C. You're pretty much burning his life with no actual backfire towards you. I
Exactly.
OP Should just tell his friend to stop it, and let him know that OP has evidence
Well the fact that you know now mankes you an accomplice.
If you dont fo anything about it legally (telling police) when he gets caught (and he will) you will go down with him aswell.
So obviously if you have anysort of fucking common sence at all you will pick C and only C.
A will get you in legal trouble and B has nothing to do with it and if you tell his wife that makes you a MASSIVE cunt.
Its up to him what he does with his cock.
If you are actually considering anything but C then you are just as much of a cunt as him and should kys together
Ops a bitch if it ai t his company who cares its his buddy.
Op is that kid thatll rat u out for eatin some fries at mcds durin break
Ohhhhhhhhh black mail...
"Business Partner" you fucktard. So accordingly, the thief in question is taking money from OP's pocket. He has every right to fuck the scumbag right up.
I'm saying beat his ass when no one is around to witness (mostly body blows, so less visible evidence), then blackmail him with the threat of telling his wife about his infidelity and/or to go to the cops.
People who pull this kind of shit deserve the wrath of the gods.
This, talk to him. If it was some random faggot I would say do a to d. But this is your "longtime friend". If you are just going to throw him under just like that without understanding his situation you are committing a bigger crime than him faggot
See YOUR lawyer first for legal advice.
Sup Forums is not a lawyer.
>raw lsd
What in the actual Fuck are you talking about you stupid cunt.
OP here.
Went and just point blank told him I knew what he was doing and how much he'd taken. Said he has until close of play tomorrow to write a cheque or he'll get the D.
I think he'll do it. I know he has the raw cash on hand and he seemed grateful I'm giving him a chance to make amends rather than just going nuclear on his ass
>If you are just going to throw him under just like that without understanding his situation you are committing a bigger crime than him faggot
"Friend" stole from their mutual business so he's no longer a friend. Reading comprehension, obtain some!
Go to a party city during spring break and walk around with a camera, and you will be surprised how many girls flash you just because of the camera.
Where is your fucking logic dumbass, friendship isn't just about the good times. He's obviously suffering. Nobody just steals to steal there is reason behind their actions, and any good friend would help out. The fact that you thought it was a reading comprehension problem just shows how intelligent you really aren't. It's as if you daily feel so stupid you were ready to pounce on someone to claim they are more retarded than you and you still fail.
>TLDR
You are a dumbshit, op be a "good friend" as I'm sure he has been for you in the past
what if friend really needed the money for his crack addiction maybe he just needs help and support, talk to your friend op
thanks you replied to his post for me
>gram of lsd
What could go wrong?