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When the big guy himself tells you you're fat, you must be pretty fucking fat

ho ho ho, Santa's giving you a chance to live a long and healthy life, not like you cunt mother who is giving you diabeeetus and heart problems. ho ho ho, fatass

"fat-shaming"
I've seen enough.

SJW cunts back at it again with their "fat acceptance" bullshit.

Santa did the kid a favor. Maybe now he'll realize what a fat waste of space he is...

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Confusing, seeing as the text in the background is Cyrillic.

>The meme.

>Your head.

>tfw your kid isn't fat and you feel like at least you accomplished one thing in life

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20394589
That's what you think.

behind every fat kid is a fat parent who allowed there kid to get that way

Sometimes literally.

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Whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when!

They tend to come in groups.

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nah Sup Forumsro i get the point your trying to make but my kids work on their /fit/ gains
cardio, basic exercise because i mean they're just kids it's all good not that paranoid about it, and a good diet.
feelsgoodman

>captcha forced me to say tacos are pizza

Then you are a good parent - unlike some.

What's that from?

Fat kids are the saddest thing imo

see for me it depends on the age
like if they are a fat lil 10 year old well sometimes they do it to themselves
but when you see a 80-100 lb toddler only like 2-3 years old that is completely the parents doing and should be considered child abuse in my opinion

still sad either way but it's less sad? when they do it to themselves with poor decisions and just horrible influence/environment

Santa is essentially a guy in a red suit hired to help control your kids actions because they has poor self control and grounding in reality. Sounds like they found the right man for the job finally.

We should start a go fund me fir that Santa to spite the sjw cock aces trying to get him fired.

honestly i think this is an amazing idea
it does so many great things in one move
it shows alot of these "crazy alt righters" that they try to group any one anti sjw into aren't that bad trying to help santa
shows that sjws take things to far by getting innocent people and fired over petty shit
shows these fat kiddies they won't be catered too.

Get on board
Santa's Sleighing SJWs

You're about two years too late to be getting enraged at this.

I'd fuck her.

link

The one on the right

Oh ok i get it they're super gay

future fat acceptance fedora retard

Captcha forced me to say a boat was a truck.

Im fat im for fat i like being fat and i agree with you.

Can't we help this poor man? He spoke the truth and only the truth, he should get a fucking medal

This is just a subtle step in Google's re-education program. Next will come Ignorance is Strength or "Freedom is Slavery"

Welcome to doublespeak via captcha.

Kek

Give him money? How do that? Burn down the mall. Me liek that better. Torture and Kill mall manager that fired him. Mmm yeah jizzing rainbows at that though.

What about the one on the right?

Here's a pic of him as a talent-less hack on tv 20 years from now

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>dailymail.com

>Hasn't yet bowed to the one true superior news outlet

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Hahahahahana

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FAT FEMINIST RANT AT IT'S BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>Be 30 year old fat positive independent feminist
>It's 1:49PM
>I've only been in asleep for 14 hours
>Roll over and nap
>Doorbell rings
>Assume it's a white male coming to rape me and begin to cry
>See mail van outside and realize it's the vest I ordered
>Make the arduous journey to my front door
>The mailman is a white male, and he's giving me a rapist hate glare
>I begin to sweat and hold back my tears
>Hands me my package and I sign for it
>I ask why his title is 'Mailman' and not 'Fe/Mail-Person'
>He looks confused and thanks me, presumably for not schooling his
bitch ass further
>Goes back to his van to get his rape kit
>Slam the door, bolt 27 locks, grab a box of pop tarts, a jar of
Nutella, 2 liters of Coke, an industrial size bag of Doritos, box of
12 sticky glazed custard chocolate cream filled donuts, and go back
to the solace of my bed with my package
>Set it aside for later while I check Tumblr
>Post photo of my fear tears and tell of my narrow escape at the
hands of the rapist mailman

>Fill my blog with various feminist posts and photos of brave,
beautiful, real women, with stretch marks, cellulite, and stomachs
that hang down over their thighs like they're supposed to
>Take my vibrator from my top drawer and scrape the Cheeto dust and
Reese's Pieces crumbs from my hardened sticky Goddess privilege juices
>Masturbate for three hours to photos of chiseled, tanned white men
>Realize that I'm out of food and that I have to eat soon to keep my
metabolism working at 100% efficiency
>Decide not to binge and order a pizza because it's a vegetable
>"18 inch double sausage triple pepperoni bacon Texas BBQ salami
quadruple cheese nightmare heart attack special, with olives, please.
I'm watching my figure."
>Take deep breath
>"Two sticks of cheesy garlic bread, one tub Ben & Jerry's New York
Super Fudge Chunk, one tub Caramel Chew Chew, and one tub Strawberry
Cheesecake… I'm watching my figure."
>Gasp for air
>"Two 2 liter bottles of Coke and one small can of Diet Coke."

>Go to Tumblr and tell them of the rapist stalker that just harassed
me on the phone
>All that talking and social feminist empowerment blogging has left
me exhausted
>Sweat trickles from my brow as I roll over and nap
>Doorbell rings and I go answer
>I am disgusted with the deformed creature standing before me
>He's white, he's got a pot belly, clearly hasn't shaved in at least
2 days, isn't wearing any product in his hair, and is staring right
at me with his demon blue eyes and self-entitled molester smile
>He probably uses Sup Forums
>He tells me my Adventure Time T-shirt is cool
>"I AM NOT A PEACE OF MEAT FOR YOU TO DROOL OVER YOU SEXIST PIG!"
>Need to stop this future rapist in his tracks
>Raise my arm to expose the glorious thick brown hair protruding
from my pits
>A real woman will scare this rapist pizza boy away
>He gags and covers his nose
>My plan has backfired
>My pheromones are clearly driving him into a fit of sexual rage
>I grab my food, scream, throw money at him, slam the door, lock it,
and pray he doesn't break in like a ravenous sex-crazed misogynist
zombie

Nice to see a new crop of girls with thick thighs and no self esteem in a few years

More's thick about this crop than the thighs, I fear. Their legs can be as plump and seductive as they like, but if you can't see them beneath the great sagging bulge of an oversized stomach they're not really doing anyone any good, are they?

The one on the right looks like a fat Bruce Dickinson.

Nice e-mail fam.

Thanks.

My god, you're not even wrong. Eerie.

I love banging young fatties. Tinder, POF and OKC are full of them

How fat are we talking? Because anyone who's already obese by age 10 or so is going to be a whale by 18.

Seen this on my local news channel also. Kid was talking about how Santa disrespected him and all he wanted was an iphone.