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First for horsecock
Boop.
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Ask and you shall receive
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gib me cuddle pics
how's it going
Hopefully things go well for you then.
You deserve it.
Pretty shit, tbh.
At least work is done for another week.
How about you?
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shit? why's that?
yeah, good thing it's friday.
i'm alright, just got home from class and am gonna relax a bit before i start grinding elo in Paragon all weekend
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rooty tooty point n' shooty
Because work is extremely shit this past year, only made worse by the new manager we were lumbered with a few weeks ago.
I'm considering handing in my notice at the beginning of January regardless of whether I have a new job lined up. I'll probably still have to work a month's notice.
nah fuck that don't work the extra month, just flip your desk, jerk off onto your boss' chair and walk out
no shoot pls
I'm pretty good, just chilling at home, high and playing league. You?
I'm not gonna shoot you, you're white.
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thank
so what's up?
hey, those are super duper dangerous!
how's it going
yeah even then with a notice you have to work a bit, it's two weeks here after a notice. i always hear it's not normally the job being the reason for quitting, it's the manager or a higher up or something gay.
nice. see i just had the last of my kief, which i usually save for when i don't have any bud so i'm out now.
I'm coasting on a really bizarre mixture of bloodlust and actual lust.
alright
we at work looking at horsedicks because lmao why not
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as the kids these days say
yolo
exactly
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EXACTLY
and they already rehired me for next semester so I'm making this shmuney regardless of whether I showed up today reeking of alcohol and semen
I wish.
It's a combination for me. There have been loads of layoffs in the company over the past year and morale is in the pits. It's just not a nice place to work at anymore.
So essentially you're just horny?
Oh, alright then, Hope you're having fun. There's usually always more.
No, I'm horny and I want to actually murder things. It's not like I'm angry or anything I just really really want to kill something. Unfortunately it's late autumn so there's no insects around to squish.
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What pleasure does murdering things give?
I want these in me. Now.
iunno, I don't care enough to analyze it
Okay.
lucario x tree 5evr
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I think he's carrying it, though.
nobody has to know
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Huh... ok then.
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I do, though.
I need to know why he's carrying a tree.
it's none of their business anyways
oh, damn. that's pretty awful. you could always be terminated for taking a poo on your bosses desk instead of working that month
i have an 89% winrate on the new map over 15 games since it came out a few days ago so it's going well as well as being pretty fun.
yeah there is, but i've got none now. maybe i should take some hard drugs
You should try it sometime. If you're not a bitch you'll probably like it.
Considering I work in customer service not being a drunk whore at work might actually be relevant.
its about christmas time, it could be a christmas tree
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I'd rather get a good reference, though.
It's still a tree, though.
I can't really enjoy it without a reason to do it.
Good rate.
If you know what you're doing, go for it.
You don't know that because you've never tried it.
he might be in love with the tree
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That would be kind of creepy.
the dude's namesync field says "lucario will be mine" I think he fucks with creepy pretty hard
I have, actually. It was interesting one time. The second time was nothing new.
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Good point that.
Different strokes.
who actually cares anyways, i'm sure you'll be fine
but that's nowhere near as fun! but for real, a good reference is good to have
yeah, so far.
i'm probably not, i want to wait a few more weeks before i take mdma again. unless someone buys it off of me before i want to do it again but that probably won't happen
fuck fine I'm fabulous
I also don't shit on chairs.
c..creepy huh
mornin sunshines
Hey, I said to jerk off on it.
You're a creepy dude.
here comes the sun, du du du du
Murder my butt.
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Apparently.
I don't do that either.
I'm a good boy.
Most of the time.
no interest darling
when hungrybox is sad I am sad
What's cookin'?
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i didn't mean it like that, but what i want to know is why you thought so
well yeah, i was joking about that.
hey, how's it going
i couldn't do that
how are you doing?
>tfw am creepy
No I knew what you meant I'm just super into complimenting myself
he's not creepy he's a cutie
too bad he plays puff
Does daily use of opiates count as hard drugs?
If so I'm "Hard" as the old water temples
i wasnt talking about hungrybox
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Pretty gud, just chillin and playing some old STALKER
How's the creepylyfe treating you?
yeah i should have just assumed that
maybe i'm due for a coffee
i don't really think about that sort of thing
i'd try to count how much of what exactly you're taking into the calculation
nice, that's a good game.
Send all of your faggotry to
not_blu on kik
im still in the "forgot myself" phase, moving onto the "self pitty" phase momentarily.
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But I am, because he's a cutie. Sorry about you.
nah it's good I'm just on layers of irony right now famalamadingdong
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Oodles of morphine
Not the scary needle way
But taken it in da mouth
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thanks, thats a step for recovery. next is the bleach taste testing
I mean, I'd still probably fuck you, I'm just SAYING.
My dick has never been more diamonds, can I get sauce?
it would be bothersome to have to fuck someone whos creepy
I'm too horny for exacting standards
layers upon layers
what's your average dosage when you take it?
Michael Jackson crotch grab.
HEE HEEEE~
thick, creamy layers~~~~
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well if u insist
*beep*