ITT: things u hate on porn but maybe other anons like

ITT: things u hate on porn but maybe other anons like

>When the guy finish outside the girl

In real life i would creampie my girl every single time

tats
thic girls without tits
shaved head

to each their own, but ew

HAHAHA i feel u user

I hate censored porn on JAV

Since it would be easy to name some of the extremes that othere would like that I dont ill stick to the more well known shit. Anything to do with anal, spitting, messy blowjobs, gay porn, anything with black dudes, and feet.

After the girl takes a load to the face she starts to gargle the cum and spit it out. So fucking gross

When the girl has a bush or a roast beef sandwich

I don't like mainstream fake Brazzers type porn. Where the girl is doing that as a career.

I like obscure porn videos with young normal girls trying out for the first time and not a real pornstar.

Anal

Blowjobs. Personally the idea of putting someone's genitals in my mouth is disgusting. I would never let a woman suck my dick nor would I eat her out. Shits nasty.

>When the girl has a bush

Your V card is showing

i agree with you user, it feels more morbid to see smth amateur

I like shaved heads or Buzz cuts on women.

What I don't like:

extreme close ups
showing the dudes face when he comes
Hearing the dude talking

>virgin

you would if you could virgin

>I like my women as masculine as possible without looking like a fag

also hate that.

I fucking hate fake porn, like, there's nothing better than homemade vids or at least vids where the girl doesn't seem to be faking it.

90% blowjob 10% sex, fuck that shit

it's temptating only when you can't do it. when my girl started pills i was facinated. i'd be able to release my loads inside her every time i wanted. and i did. many times. but soon it wasnt so cool any more. my gf liked when i cum inside. but i wanted to do something "naughty". so i began to spray my night milk everywhere else but inside. cumming in vagoo is so... boring

when the guy talks, at all
when the guy moans more than the girl
when the girl starts saying stupid cliche shit like "you like fucking my pussy huh??"
when the scene goes from them clothed to instantly naked

Fake ass moaning
Stupid positions that just look uncomfortable
Extreme close-ups of in-out penetration for excessively long time - boring
Contrived facial expressions - yes Stoya, that means you, too.
Squeaky, subservient Jap women... please!!!!

cumming outside feels better

especially when it's rachel starr's pefect ass

HOLY SHIT

Shits gross man. I just hate germs.

Maybe? But trap/ shemale etc. stuff does nothing for me. Please explain what that means!

no it doesn't. blowing your load in a woman is 10x better

sure it's boring if she's on birth control, if you can't deal with the thought of having kids, maybe don't have sex

When the camera guy decides to focus on the mans facial expression when he's cumming on the girl.

>messy blowjobs
I'm ok with lots of saliva, but if they're making gagging noises (which is like 99.99% of the time) it's a complete turn off.

woman spitting on cock. why would she do that? to lubricate? why spit - why not gently spread saliva by sucking dick

fake moans

HAHAHA i keked so hard

when there's a load of foreplay then they cut and she's already being fucked, the moment of penetration is what all the build up is coming to

so this excludes regular sex too
just think about all that unhygenic sweat, bacteria and pussy germs

>When girls fists weird things

thats your ass isn't it, user?

"Watch the full video at..."
Then the bar of similar videos is just the same channel pulling the same shit.

This is my fetish, but ya know when you put it that way I can see that being pretty icky

I agree, After a while the novelty of it wears off. Problem is, My girl hates it when I cum anywhere but in her, I hate it. The few times I have jizzed on her, I can tell she was pretty upset. She claims she gets off by the feeling of me cumming inside of her...

I told her sometimes I like to cum all over her ass, stomach or tits because it turns me on. she will never allow me to cum on her face, ever...

Ugly stupid looking uncut penises. Porn is for good looking girls and good looking cocks.

i watch that shit for science, not even fapping

This, ridiculously exaggerated "O" faces and the fake lesbian almost kissing pose.

nothing says stupid like not cutting your baby's healthy genitalia

I dunno man. I'm not your psychiatrist.

Surgically enhanced

Not him but out of the 8 girls I've had sex I've actually never seen a bush

sound familiar. i occasioanlly come on her tits (or that i let her believe).. tits and face are not so far away from eeach other.. and when you're littel drunk and shit. i actually have managed to shot some of the loads on to her pretty face wihtout she even understanding that it was my purpose all the time

Holy shit I feel exactly the same way and my girlfriend is exactly the same as yours.
I thought I was the only one that didn't always want to cum inside of a girl

I've never really seen my girlfriend drunk, so I wouldn't know how she would react. I just know sometimes it's frustrating because sometimes it's nice to blow my load elsewhere.

Just gonna have to get her drunk and see what happens.

She is definitely against anal 1000%. I can't even convince her to let me poke around with my small finger. Oh well, Maybe some day..

There's a few things in porn that I hate.

When the girls make very obvious not actually aroused sounds

>*with duck face* oooooo. shhhhh (inhale). oooooo. shhhhhh. oooooo. shhhhhh.

Creampie porn that only focuses on the cum coming out. 1 second of actually cumming in them and 3 minutes of pushing the cum out.

If either party is black.

Blowjob scenes. Doesn't even kind of interest me. Love blowjobs. Hate watching dudes get them.

Loud dudes.

The underneath camera angle in missionary or doggy where half the shot is dude taint and asshole.

Any focus on the guy or his face.

There are more, but I feel like I'm ranting.

Right? Fuck, sometimes it feels more naughty / dominating when you cum all over your girl. I feel as if it's like marking your territory.

Showing the dudes face at all.

this guy gets it

Yeah had a fuckbuddy like that. Either cum inside or on her stomach. Just shoot some spunk in her face 'cuz aiming is difficult and so forth, might end you up without a fuckbuddy tho

Yeah, I know, right, that slimy thing is way too close to the dumper, and besides they pee out of too you blazing fagget

do you know any decent messy blowjob movies/dvds? I need to find some or a consistent website

The shitty made rape vids where after about 2 mins the girl begins to enjoy it. Pisses me off watching it.

I've been trying to get her to let me cum on her face for over a year but it doesn't look like it'll ever happen.
There's definitely something about it being dominating that makes it such a turn on for me

time for a new girlfriend, user

anyone?

you are such a virgin
>excited for this?

speaking of which,

>tiny flaccid dicks in JAV
>pubic jungle (both male and female)
>the JAV moan/cry thing

I think part of the huge popularity of 2D in Japan is because of how strange and unsexy their 3D hardcore is. They're definitely best in class at softcore though.

there used to be a lot more a couple years ago, but Evil Angel (specifically the jonni darkko vids) has some primo bjs.

gangbang where the guys are talking to each other and making comments. shut up this isn't about you. you are there to be a penis for the girl and only a penis.

Music
Fake tits
Guys moaning
"MILFs" who are below 40 yo
Large amounts of dripping saliva in blowjob scenes

throated

>night milk

chuckled

i hate non creampie

great porn
8 mintues

that really piss me off

>when the scene goes from them clothed to instantly naked

that cumshot scene is 10/10

not for my mutilated jew dick

obviously a youngfag.. grew up with hairy pussies all around myself.. Loved the shave craze when it started, but sometimes miss the musky odor of a nice full bush to bury in..

i fucking hate the dudes bear noises

grarrrrr arrrrgghhhh

I never got why dudes like to see other guys cum. Or even watch another guy fuck a girl.

Maybe I'm just too alpha for that shit

>talking
>background music
>fake moans by the woman
>when the woman is talking
>when the MAN is talking
>spit
>pixels that censor out the actual penetration
Oddly enough, Japanese trap-porn is almost always uncensored.

When the girl is wearing a thong to show off her nice ass and the camera man never films it.
When her clothes come off way too fast.

i love all those things u just said combined

Shitty censored jap porn. They're already gross and hairy, and censoring it makes it unfappable.

Tit slapping. Why is this a thing? No girl is turned on by that and guys look like regards when they do it.

The cliche formula: 10 min bj, 5 mins of sex, facial. Come on, talk about by the books boring.

Ass to mouth. I don't care how "clean" their holes are, this is scum and needs to stop.

Guys louder than girls. Obvious reasons, huge turn off.

Girls who are like "OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT ASS YEAH GIMME THAT COCK OH FUCK UH UH UH FUCK YEA" just shut the fuck up holy shit.

These disgusting deep throat videos where the girl is like "GLUGHFH GLUCHGFHG GLUFHFF" and when the guy pulls out of her throat there's a bunch of phlegm all over his dick and it gets all over her face. Tagging is not hot, it's fucking gross. I can't imagine how awful the set smells during those scenes.

and raise 17 children on what income?

Yes Yes, so fucking true!
I hate it.. Even worse in old porns, seconds before he cums the kamera showing a cposeup from the guys face

Traps. They're dudes with tits you pathetic faggots.

Birth control ya simple bitch.

How is that person not always shitting themselves?

You fucking loser, after you creampie you pull out and make her sucks you clean. Either go for gold or die a virgin.

>guys jerking off to cum
>fake moaning
>any noise/talking from the guy
>when the FUCKING FAGGOT CAMERA MAN PANS UP TO THE DUDES FACE
>fake tits

Yeah and you'd be a piece of shit with a ton of kids.

Fuck you. Seeing a load on a bitch's face is a beautiful thing.

I hate searching for facial videos and the loads are tiny with none of it above her nose. Its not a facial.

Also hate shitty camera angles and positions, especially ones involving wide bottomed girls.

When the girl keeps clothes on. Like she's getting fucked but keeps a bra on. Or when they still wear panties and just push the crotch to one side. I like my girls naked