OK Sup Forums. Let's say theoretically I'm a femanon who's in the friend zone...

OK Sup Forums. Let's say theoretically I'm a femanon who's in the friend zone. Is there anyway I can get out without sending him nudes? Any tips.

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Guys love nudes. It does help. Maybe initiate things? Invite him to do stuff with you and your friends?

tits or gtfo

Theoretically tits or GTFO

Be up front and say you do?

Rolling trips for this

Roll

Send me nudes!

99% of the girls I have friend zoned is because she is overweight. Only exception is a hot girl who is super religious. Guys don't really have friend zones. Just girls they are attracted to and girls theyre not attracted to. Do you need to lose weight?

Wtf is wrong with you just tell him what you want easy af

make a move. let it be known. Kiss him

Sending him nudes won't get you a relationship, it'll get you fucked. If you want a relationship, just suck it up and be open and honest about it

I'd say just fuck him. If that's you in the picture, you're hot, he's not gonna say no to that. Worst case scenario, you'll end up in some sort of "fuck buddy" setup, but from there you can weasel your way into a girlfriend position. It's much easier to go from "we're having sex" to "we're in a relationship" than from "we're just friends".
Also, if he's around you, chances are he's interested, but he's too much of a beta/thinks he doesn't stand a chance/thinks you're out of his league, etc. Based on what do you judge he has friendzoned you?

this, you whore.

You can lose weight fatty.

Don't listen to the fucking beta cucks in here who couldn't get a girlfriend if they drugged one.
If you want that fucker to like you, play it coy as fuck. There's a fine line. Show off some ass and tits, but he has to ask you. Don't throw yourself at him, that can be either 1) Offputting, 2) A turn off, 3) A sign of weakness.
Trust me on this one, make him fucking want it.

For fucking sure for relationships its another thing.

Don't be too available to him. Don't come on to him. Maybe change your style to be a teeny bit sexier?

I don't advocate tricks, but, after you've primed him to see you as an actual girl with boobies and whatnot, you might start talking to another guy. Maybe go out with him. This will make user feel jealousy, or maybe see that you mean more to him than he realized

You tryna get some dis dick? You tryna come to my crib?

OP here, I don't think I need to loose weight I'm 8 stone and he knows I like him, but I still have to start the conversation anytime I want to talk. And that's not me in the picture.

Try spending some private time with him. Be flirty, touch him gently on his arm and leg. Try leaving a good impression of yourself.

Unless he already outright rejected you, in which case ask him why. You can keep trying to get him, but be a bit more subtle.

Let a nigger deflower you.

post a picture with timestamp so we can judge what we're working with. can't get anywhere without something to work with, not kidding

If I were you, I'd nonchalantly just piss right through your pants while talking to him. He'll either be wildly turned on by it and ravage you right then and there, or he isn't turned on by pee and therefore isn't worth your fucking time.

Get him drunk.

Three black guys.

I guess you thought I was fucking around? I'm not.

What's his body like?

Nice piss porn.

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>Let's say theoretically I'm a femanon
Let's say theoretically tits or GTFO

Thanks, my Sup Forums pee porn thread looks hopeless
and my /hc/ one is moving at a snail's pace.

I know there has to be more of this set though where is it

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Fucking hot honestly.

Are you a urophile or is this your first time being exposed to pee porn?

wholly fucking soaked bed

If you fancy that, how about some dude penetrating this female while she simultaneously pees on him before, during, and after climaxing? This is perhaps my finest webm that'll fit on Sup Forums, user.

need more pics of this girl

Black man here. White girls like this are always a love hate relationship. Cute af face, nice eyes, sad ass. Quit confusing my dick.

if hypothetically you're a femanon, then we hypothetically need tits or you need to hypothetically GTFO

this

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>when white girls lmao'ed too much

100% urophile. Have been for as long as I can remember.

He's 6'5''
And ripped
Is it wrong for me to even think he likes me?

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ok. theoretically a femanon.XD
btw this is a good one for not do the Rule 31.
ok I will answer your theoretical question.
First we don't know your theoretical years. lets say you are 18+ and you are inexperienced.
you don't need to send him any nudes.
Try to be a little more direct. under "more direct" this means: find and propose him a reason to be together. example:
> I like to see the Rogue One but I don't want to go alone. Do you want to come with me for a company?
or
> Can you help me to re-instal the Windows on my computer
the second one is for the "third base"
The idea behind a women behaviour when they make the first step is to put the idea about a "date" inside the mans mind. so the moron to "get it" more easily.
this apply to any women's actions. in chinese philosophy women are "yin" the soft way.
no need to be feminazy.
this works. It worked on me when one girl tried the first step. and I was smart enough to got the idea and act properly.
But I don't know about your brainless love interest.
P.S.: But if you want send the nudes to us here :)
Manda Nudes
:D

>If you fancy that, how about some dude penetrating this female while she simultaneously pees on him before, during, and after climaxing? This is perhaps my finest webm that'll fit on Sup Forums, user.

I'm not sure how I feel about it. I see the function of peeing as mainly bladder relief. It's neither good nor bad that you greatly enjoy it. It's just a thing that makes everyone unique which is good - because no doubt there are some femanons out there that enjoy some pee - in which case you'll have found your soulmate.

But he 6'5" and plays soccer do I even have a chance

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>He's 6'5''

Damn. I'm 6'2" and not ripped. I'm not hugely a fatty fat man, but no means ripped.

I was best friends with a girl for 3 years, closer than any two people either of us knew, i liked her the entire time we were friends but she never knew and i never knew she liked me until i got drunk and she told me she liked me, then I spent all night making out with her. we're dating now, all you have to do is tell him how you feel, either you'll get him or you won't either way you'll feel better telling him.

Unfortunately I'm married to someone who finds my penchant for the pee pee disgusting.

yea you totally don't sound like a dude right now..lol

and what suppose to mean this?
btw he is too tall for football. he must to switch to... maybe volleyball.

I laughed so god damn hard

play it sexy

>Unfortunately I'm married to someone who finds my penchant for the pee pee disgusting.

Well, my little korean wifey has her picture in the dictionary under "sexually conservative", so I know how you feel. Absolutely no imagination - but she orgasms pretty easily.

Same here. Ever since I was a kid really. Here's a capital closeup for you.

interesting. this pic is unsaucable.

You didn't even try! Where was your evolved sensibilities then?

sounds like you're ugly and this guy is most likely out of your league. If he wanted to wait around to not get any pussy then he'd probably go after someone much more attractive. But speaking that this guy is apparently a ripped soccer player, hes probably getting a lot off ass and isn't thinking about you

Just think how warmly delicious that pee will be sliding across your tongue, filling your mouth, the warm feeling of it going down your throat where it warms your tummy.

Skip the tits and jump straight into bed

i'm a guy who friendzones girls often, also happen to be 6'5 but i'm not ripped so not OP's man,

if he knows you like him, and he hasn't done anything, it's because he doesn't want to, this is either because he has someone (potentially better) in mind for himself, or because he doesn't like you. I swear girls think guys are dumb at when a girl is hitting on them, most of the time i'm really aware but i pretend to just ignore it, completely avoid it, and they think i'm really absent minded because they refuse to accept that i don't want it

OP he probably knows you like him and doesn't want to take you up on it, maybe you can still get him if you really put yourself on a plate for him, ie: get him drunk & invite him back somewhere

I got admit, hearing another user describe in detail about any kind of sexual encounter has always been off-putting to me. Besides, I fantasize more about getting my dick and face pee'd on, not so much consuming it.

Playing games, yeah good fucking strategy...
Sign of weakness?? If he thinks you're weak for being forward about what you want, he's probably not worth it.

Just be straight with him, if he says no, then move on. It doesn't have to be more complicated than that.

yes

He's really fast though.

That is fucking beautiful. Are you OP?

maybe because the search sites are shitty.
and don't give proper results.
if you know better search sites you can tell me if you want. or you just acting like a faggot,now.

and....
I don't get it. maybe you are not OP. or OP is trolling at this moment. I gave you a solution to your "soul problem"
here try it. if you want.
or : MANDA Nudes !!!!!!!!!!

>I got admit, hearing another user describe in detail about any kind of sexual encounter has always been off-putting to me. Besides, I fantasize more about getting my dick and face pee'd on, not so much consuming it.

You can never tell... cause some folks out there just guzzle that down like it's gatorade or something

"It's sterile and I like the taste"

That's one of the most unusual things I've ever seen user. Well done.

Is he sanic?

The Friend zone is a myth. If you are in the "friend zone" it just means the other person doesn't think you are hot enough to fuck

Is this a nigger OP?

Well, then think of it going down your face, your clothes, onto the sheets, into the mattress, well into the box springs..

Move to the living room, where she can again soak you well into the carpet into the padding, down into your wood floor, or all over your couch -so when you squeeze the cushion her pee just drizzles out of it.

No that's disgusting for me I'm not the user you were RPing with. Gross lol

is the goddess you. 10/10 the most beautiful girl i've ever seen

offer him a Cleveland steamer, if he says yes, you got yourself a man

>The Friend zone is a myth.

I've seen my friends in the friend zone, where the girl is constantly calling and talking but they never fuck, never hold hands

>No that's disgusting for me I'm not the user you were RPing with. Gross lol

There's been some webms here of girls peeing on curtains, into carpets, onto couches and shit.. all I can think of is how difficult to impossible it'll be to clean after the photo shoot, all for pee enthusiasts.

Seems like the return on the work investment is almost nothing to me. It's a body fluid that can really do a number on certain things.

If you are grill and in freindzone you are too ugly to leave frandzone. drink bleach/10