You wear t-shirts

>you wear t-shirts
>you wear jeans
>you wear nikes or similar shoes
>you use an iphone or android device
>you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix
>you eat burgers
>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries
>etc.

Sup Forums reminder to thank nice America for everything nice in your life

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Thank France to be free

Thanks France, desu. America must first be free for all of that to have happened.

>I wear tshirts that were made in China.
>I wear jeans that were made in Turkey
>I wear shoes that were made in Portugal
>I use old Nokia phone made in Finland
>Netflix is unavailable in Russia, Sup Forums is a site that was created after japanese imageboards, I don't use Facebook but Vkontakte, I use Yandex instead of Google and find no reason to look after SJW site that has become Youtube
>I eat Russian and middle-eastern cuisine
>I don't visit other countries
>etc

Therefore I should not thank America for this.

Beautiful !

>Thank France to be free
Thanks France!
But also without us you'd be under German rule

Tbqh we helped too.

Absolutely, Thanks US !

Thanks spen

>burgers
Why do you think they are called hamburgers? Maybe because they're from Hamburg?

But, Russian user, I'm constantly being told by Putinbots you're a great country. Where are all those Russian products you're using?

Much appreciated

The Hamburg steak (basically just the patty of a burger) came from Hamburg. Everything else about it was American.

>you wear t-shirts
made in Bangladesh
>you wear jeans
tracksuits
>you wear nikes or similar shoes
no
>you use an iphone or android device
yes, but made in China
>you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix
british guy invented www, but USA built underlying protocols so it's a bit of a draw
also facebook, netflix: normalfag sites
>you eat burgers
no, I eat klobasa
>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries
no

>wearing the pleb cloth
>wearing the slave pants
>wearing the nigger shoes
>using the jewphone
>using the NSA
>serve meat sandwiches on """""restaurants"""""
>traveling on the sandnigger cruise

>all these muh products are made in china/india memers

Yes, I'm sure if America never existed some bangladeshi would have created the concepts

>muh concepts
Yes, I'm sure if Europe didn't exist some American would come up with calculus, classical mehanics, thermodynamics, electromagnetism, theory of relativity, ...

Everyone likes to claim the airplane as their own. One kind of provable example was a farmer from New Zealand who flew his own plane before the Wright brothers did.

Also hard to define: combustion engine, radio, computer. But all definitely not from America.

Probably so. Americans are bright.

i dont at all but you are totally right. especially yuros fucking suck. they are totally americanized. and all the 3rd worlders and even refugees go in the same direction.

...

I thought burgers were German

This just proves we should always use imperial

Pls switch already, it just makes cooperation harder. Everyone else is already on SI.

You know you didn't invent the aeroplane mate

Thank you Spain

We have switched. We just haven't banned imperial units, and many companies would rather continue to use them instead of spend a little bit of money.

Don't forget

>you use the internet

No joking I wish we would since SI makes more sense in most cases. We tried in 70s or 80s to switch completely I think (I remember seeing signs in metric that were left even into the 90s when I was a kid), but people were just too used to imperial.

Oh look, another "We invented shit" -thread. NEETs always try to take credit from people who accomplish stuff

>Jacob W. Davis (born Jacob Youphes, Latvian: Jākobs Jufess, Russian: Якoб Йoфиc) (1831–1908) was a Latvian-Jewish tailor and American immigrant[1] who is credited with inventing modern jeans.[2]
>jeans. An american invention

Btw android is based on Linux kernel. You're welcome

thanks USAUSAUSA

>>jeans. An american invention
Exactly, it says he was an american immigrant. Just like guess who?
>In 2010, Torvalds became a United States citizen and registered to vote in the United States.
So linux is now also American. :3

Don't worry, we can both claim credit as we do with other cunts eg. Serbia for Tesla, Germany for Von Braun

Gracias, España

Yeah, thanks dude.

On behalf of America, you're welcome.

bump for more thanks

Thanks bro

I think jeans are pretty cool so thanks for that

Thanks Merica bros, get rid of the imperial system and get rid of more SJWs, and the world will once again see you as a hero.

How nice :3

>>you wear t-shirts
Not made in America
>>you wear jeans
Making pants in a different fabric doesn't make it a new invesion
>>you wear nikes or similar shoes
Sport shoes were invented in Finland by Karhu. We sold the 3 stripes to Adidas.
>>you use an iphone or android device
No, I use a Jolla phone running Sailfish OS(Linux) 100% made in Finland
>>you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix
Sup Forums is Japanese. I don't use American services, I use Chinese social networks and Yandex search.
>>you eat burgers
No
>>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries
Planes were invented in Brazil

>you're a great country.
>all those Russian products
Nice memes Bogomil.

Is that the bath oil thing people have died and gone blind from drinking instead of vodka?

>Not made in America
But designed there
> Making pants in a different fabric doesn't make it a new invesion
They are the best kinds of pants
>You wear nikes or similar shoes
yeah but merica made them better
>No, I use a Jolla phone running Sailfish OS(Linux) 100% made in Finland
Linux is the only good part of that sentence
>Sup Forums is Japanese. I don't use American services, I use Chinese social networks and Yandex search
Sup Forums is the american version of chan sites, and you have shiy taste in social networks, search engines and video streaming services
>mo
You fucking should, America's big food is awesome
>planes were invented in Brazil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wright_brothers
Fucking retard.

>you fly in planes
>not thanking Brazil

It's cooking oil from sunflower seeds. Russia is an oil superpower thgus we have plenty of this types of product.

Does the oil taste good?

I mostly use canola/rapeseed oil (tasteless) or olive oil (nice)

>we gave you your country and language

you're welcome

based brit sets confused finn right

Thank you Britain.

Thanks for inventing smokeless gun powder, France!

It's actually impressive how much small arms technology has come out of your country!

You have your flaws, but fuck if your not awesome sons of bitches.

Thanks France, otherwise I wouldn't be here to shitpost the rest of Canada

>Implies he's from Quebec
Nova Scotia is best Canada.
They are a good boy.

This one posted above is tasteless (refined and "de-odoured") and supposed for pan frying. Raw sunflower oil is also available (mostly for salad dressing and stuff).

Sorry. If I ever get to visit Europe I'll try to get to Finland.

>tfw I will ask random passersby where I can find spurdo

Pretty sure modern clothing aesthetics came from UK, France, and italy.

>You wear Nike

That is where you're wrong peasant

youd be wrong. Unless you're talking about business suits or GQ shit which your average everyday person in any country does not wear

look it up

> he would much rather use all those Portuguese products, like dirt

>jeans
>nikes
>converse
>t-shirts
>leather jackets
>hoodies
>basketball shorts

Fair enough.

Europe is a continent, America is a country. The fact that you're even comparing the two on an equal standing proves Our God like superiority Over All Nations on Earth

what about puma? is it not popular in its homecunt?

>tfw thought puma was a latin american company until a few years ago

They sometimes even wear baseball caps for some reason when none of them watch or play baseball.

>bald eagle

>t. slav expat

what nice everyday item will america come up with next

>you wear t-shirts
nope, i wear thermals all the time
>you wear jeans
yeah. doesn't everyone?
>you wear nikes or similar shoes
nope, red wings
>you use an iphone or android device
android
>you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix
guilty
>you eat burgers
been like at least 2 weeks since i last had a burger
>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries
nope, im poor :(

>I wear jeans that were made in Turkey
Mavi?

>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries

Genuinely thankful tbqh. Thank you greatest ally

We're making slow progress. Coke is sold by the liter, and I'm pretty sure metric units are universally taught in schools.

Poortugal is right. All these products are just trojan horses to prepare you for the ZOG.

>hamburger
>is actually beef

If a dog moves to a stable it won't turn into a horse
Those people are not American

>thinking this is a good thing

Literally threw the world into the dark timeline by creating the abomination that is the USA.

what's ZOG

Zimbabwian Organized Grime

>airplane
>american invention

>gave us our country
It wasn't entirely willingly granted.

Thanks for the language though. Imagine if Americans spoke some romance language... the entire western world would be retarded.

Colin's
They make them in Turkey

Zionist Occupied Government

>you wear t-shirts
They made in Turkey
>you wear jeans
I don't wear them
>you wear nikes or similar shoes
Adidas or onitsuka mexico
>you use an iphone or android device
true
>you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix
thanks japanese and russian-american jew
>you eat burgers
prefer pizza or wuster
>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries
I've not flight in my life
>etc.
internet is great. I agree
>Sup Forums reminder to thank nice America for everything nice in your life

Kill yourself

>shirt
>Adidas tracksuit
>Adidas shoes
>Samsung/Xiaomi phone
>browsing Sup Forums is a good thing
>eat salad and I prefer pizza
>barely visit any other cunt than Sweden, Poland and German so never fly

>Russian products

I honestly can't find anything that was made in Russia in my home.

*except for food, ofc

>shirt
>Adidas tracksuit
>Adidas shoes
>Samsung/Xiaomi phone
A-are you Russian or what

where do you get your protein

>I've not flight in my life
ruska is a cute (!)

It's a trap

The inventions are from America (though a German immigrant invented jeans). It's much less expensive to have some third worlders manufacturer things or using a product from a neighboring country.

Thank you America for your clothes, your electronic hardware your software. Thank you for your fast food culture and thank you for your NATO protection.
Much love from Germany

>Also hard to define: combustion engine, radio, computer. But all definitely not from America.
True on the first two but the modern computer is American. It had ancestors going back as far as arguably the abacus.

>airplanes
Come on. A century has passed and you are still saying the same bullshit.

>Only eats little fish
Those fuckers eat everything they can.

They also build the largest nests which I'd think a Kraut would appreciate.

What do you mean