>you wear t-shirts >you wear jeans >you wear nikes or similar shoes >you use an iphone or android device >you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix >you eat burgers >you fly in airplanes to visit other countries >etc.
Sup Forums reminder to thank nice America for everything nice in your life
Thanks France, desu. America must first be free for all of that to have happened.
Elijah Russell
>I wear tshirts that were made in China. >I wear jeans that were made in Turkey >I wear shoes that were made in Portugal >I use old Nokia phone made in Finland >Netflix is unavailable in Russia, Sup Forums is a site that was created after japanese imageboards, I don't use Facebook but Vkontakte, I use Yandex instead of Google and find no reason to look after SJW site that has become Youtube >I eat Russian and middle-eastern cuisine >I don't visit other countries >etc
Therefore I should not thank America for this.
Lincoln Ramirez
Beautiful !
Kayden Cook
>Thank France to be free Thanks France! But also without us you'd be under German rule
Anthony Perry
Tbqh we helped too.
Justin Perry
Absolutely, Thanks US !
Nathaniel Martin
Thanks spen
Lucas Baker
>burgers Why do you think they are called hamburgers? Maybe because they're from Hamburg?
Alexander Powell
But, Russian user, I'm constantly being told by Putinbots you're a great country. Where are all those Russian products you're using?
Caleb Martin
Much appreciated
Carson Jackson
The Hamburg steak (basically just the patty of a burger) came from Hamburg. Everything else about it was American.
Caleb Wilson
>you wear t-shirts made in Bangladesh >you wear jeans tracksuits >you wear nikes or similar shoes no >you use an iphone or android device yes, but made in China >you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix british guy invented www, but USA built underlying protocols so it's a bit of a draw also facebook, netflix: normalfag sites >you eat burgers no, I eat klobasa >you fly in airplanes to visit other countries no
Elijah Ward
>wearing the pleb cloth >wearing the slave pants >wearing the nigger shoes >using the jewphone >using the NSA >serve meat sandwiches on """""restaurants""""" >traveling on the sandnigger cruise
Carter Ross
>all these muh products are made in china/india memers
Yes, I'm sure if America never existed some bangladeshi would have created the concepts
Leo Mitchell
>muh concepts Yes, I'm sure if Europe didn't exist some American would come up with calculus, classical mehanics, thermodynamics, electromagnetism, theory of relativity, ...
Ayden Walker
Everyone likes to claim the airplane as their own. One kind of provable example was a farmer from New Zealand who flew his own plane before the Wright brothers did.
Also hard to define: combustion engine, radio, computer. But all definitely not from America.
Evan Bell
Probably so. Americans are bright.
Colton Sullivan
i dont at all but you are totally right. especially yuros fucking suck. they are totally americanized. and all the 3rd worlders and even refugees go in the same direction.
Dominic Walker
...
Gavin Johnson
I thought burgers were German
Jaxson Perry
This just proves we should always use imperial
Parker Lee
Pls switch already, it just makes cooperation harder. Everyone else is already on SI.
Jackson Thomas
You know you didn't invent the aeroplane mate
Carter Miller
Thank you Spain
Isaac Martin
We have switched. We just haven't banned imperial units, and many companies would rather continue to use them instead of spend a little bit of money.
James Price
Don't forget
>you use the internet
Charles Young
No joking I wish we would since SI makes more sense in most cases. We tried in 70s or 80s to switch completely I think (I remember seeing signs in metric that were left even into the 90s when I was a kid), but people were just too used to imperial.
Cooper Sanders
Oh look, another "We invented shit" -thread. NEETs always try to take credit from people who accomplish stuff
Parker Cruz
>Jacob W. Davis (born Jacob Youphes, Latvian: Jākobs Jufess, Russian: Якoб Йoфиc) (1831–1908) was a Latvian-Jewish tailor and American immigrant[1] who is credited with inventing modern jeans.[2] >jeans. An american invention
Btw android is based on Linux kernel. You're welcome
Caleb Reed
thanks USAUSAUSA
Nathan Lee
>>jeans. An american invention Exactly, it says he was an american immigrant. Just like guess who? >In 2010, Torvalds became a United States citizen and registered to vote in the United States. So linux is now also American. :3
Don't worry, we can both claim credit as we do with other cunts eg. Serbia for Tesla, Germany for Von Braun
Jacob Nelson
Gracias, España
Nicholas Thompson
Yeah, thanks dude.
Thomas Wright
On behalf of America, you're welcome.
Ryder Scott
bump for more thanks
Jordan Perry
Thanks bro
Dominic Gutierrez
I think jeans are pretty cool so thanks for that
Jose Perez
Thanks Merica bros, get rid of the imperial system and get rid of more SJWs, and the world will once again see you as a hero.
Christopher Price
How nice :3
Adrian Ortiz
>>you wear t-shirts Not made in America >>you wear jeans Making pants in a different fabric doesn't make it a new invesion >>you wear nikes or similar shoes Sport shoes were invented in Finland by Karhu. We sold the 3 stripes to Adidas. >>you use an iphone or android device No, I use a Jolla phone running Sailfish OS(Linux) 100% made in Finland >>you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix Sup Forums is Japanese. I don't use American services, I use Chinese social networks and Yandex search. >>you eat burgers No >>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries Planes were invented in Brazil
Hudson Butler
>you're a great country. >all those Russian products Nice memes Bogomil.
Andrew Barnes
Is that the bath oil thing people have died and gone blind from drinking instead of vodka?
Elijah Powell
>Not made in America But designed there > Making pants in a different fabric doesn't make it a new invesion They are the best kinds of pants >You wear nikes or similar shoes yeah but merica made them better >No, I use a Jolla phone running Sailfish OS(Linux) 100% made in Finland Linux is the only good part of that sentence >Sup Forums is Japanese. I don't use American services, I use Chinese social networks and Yandex search Sup Forums is the american version of chan sites, and you have shiy taste in social networks, search engines and video streaming services >mo You fucking should, America's big food is awesome >planes were invented in Brazil en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wright_brothers Fucking retard.
Wyatt Barnes
>you fly in planes >not thanking Brazil
Asher Hernandez
It's cooking oil from sunflower seeds. Russia is an oil superpower thgus we have plenty of this types of product.
Parker Taylor
Does the oil taste good?
I mostly use canola/rapeseed oil (tasteless) or olive oil (nice)
John Sullivan
>we gave you your country and language
you're welcome
Eli Cook
based brit sets confused finn right
Camden Moore
Thank you Britain.
Nolan Butler
Thanks for inventing smokeless gun powder, France!
It's actually impressive how much small arms technology has come out of your country!
Jacob Baker
You have your flaws, but fuck if your not awesome sons of bitches.
Zachary Fisher
Thanks France, otherwise I wouldn't be here to shitpost the rest of Canada
Kayden Cook
>Implies he's from Quebec Nova Scotia is best Canada. They are a good boy.
Christian Bennett
This one posted above is tasteless (refined and "de-odoured") and supposed for pan frying. Raw sunflower oil is also available (mostly for salad dressing and stuff).
Evan Campbell
Sorry. If I ever get to visit Europe I'll try to get to Finland.
>tfw I will ask random passersby where I can find spurdo
Sebastian Hill
Pretty sure modern clothing aesthetics came from UK, France, and italy.
Jayden Thompson
>You wear Nike
That is where you're wrong peasant
Luke Gutierrez
youd be wrong. Unless you're talking about business suits or GQ shit which your average everyday person in any country does not wear
look it up
Xavier Cook
> he would much rather use all those Portuguese products, like dirt
Europe is a continent, America is a country. The fact that you're even comparing the two on an equal standing proves Our God like superiority Over All Nations on Earth
Zachary Russell
what about puma? is it not popular in its homecunt?
>tfw thought puma was a latin american company until a few years ago
Juan Hernandez
They sometimes even wear baseball caps for some reason when none of them watch or play baseball.
Aaron Ross
>bald eagle
Aaron Bell
>t. slav expat
Ryan Ross
what nice everyday item will america come up with next
Gavin Williams
>you wear t-shirts nope, i wear thermals all the time >you wear jeans yeah. doesn't everyone? >you wear nikes or similar shoes nope, red wings >you use an iphone or android device android >you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix guilty >you eat burgers been like at least 2 weeks since i last had a burger >you fly in airplanes to visit other countries nope, im poor :(
Xavier Nguyen
>I wear jeans that were made in Turkey Mavi?
John Murphy
>you fly in airplanes to visit other countries
Jordan Sullivan
Genuinely thankful tbqh. Thank you greatest ally
Mason Morgan
We're making slow progress. Coke is sold by the liter, and I'm pretty sure metric units are universally taught in schools.
Lincoln Price
Poortugal is right. All these products are just trojan horses to prepare you for the ZOG.
David Cox
>hamburger >is actually beef
Thomas Lopez
If a dog moves to a stable it won't turn into a horse Those people are not American
Oliver Hill
>thinking this is a good thing
Literally threw the world into the dark timeline by creating the abomination that is the USA.
Justin Parker
what's ZOG
Asher Sanchez
Zimbabwian Organized Grime
Jeremiah Martin
>airplane >american invention
Christopher Baker
>gave us our country It wasn't entirely willingly granted.
Thanks for the language though. Imagine if Americans spoke some romance language... the entire western world would be retarded.
Lincoln Johnson
Colin's They make them in Turkey
Nicholas Clark
Zionist Occupied Government
Kevin Bell
>you wear t-shirts They made in Turkey >you wear jeans I don't wear them >you wear nikes or similar shoes Adidas or onitsuka mexico >you use an iphone or android device true >you browse Sup Forums, youtube, google, facebook, or netflix thanks japanese and russian-american jew >you eat burgers prefer pizza or wuster >you fly in airplanes to visit other countries I've not flight in my life >etc. internet is great. I agree >Sup Forums reminder to thank nice America for everything nice in your life
Parker Gonzalez
Kill yourself
Jason Wilson
>shirt >Adidas tracksuit >Adidas shoes >Samsung/Xiaomi phone >browsing Sup Forums is a good thing >eat salad and I prefer pizza >barely visit any other cunt than Sweden, Poland and German so never fly
Lincoln Evans
>Russian products
I honestly can't find anything that was made in Russia in my home.
Kayden Ward
*except for food, ofc
Camden Gomez
>shirt >Adidas tracksuit >Adidas shoes >Samsung/Xiaomi phone A-are you Russian or what
Christian Davis
where do you get your protein
Ryan Fisher
>I've not flight in my life ruska is a cute (!)
Brody Rivera
It's a trap
Nolan Watson
The inventions are from America (though a German immigrant invented jeans). It's much less expensive to have some third worlders manufacturer things or using a product from a neighboring country.
Joseph Anderson
Thank you America for your clothes, your electronic hardware your software. Thank you for your fast food culture and thank you for your NATO protection. Much love from Germany
Hunter King
>Also hard to define: combustion engine, radio, computer. But all definitely not from America. True on the first two but the modern computer is American. It had ancestors going back as far as arguably the abacus.
Carter Cruz
>airplanes Come on. A century has passed and you are still saying the same bullshit.
Ryder Lee
>Only eats little fish Those fuckers eat everything they can.
They also build the largest nests which I'd think a Kraut would appreciate.