Satan told me I'll get dubs

Satan told me I'll get dubs

Did he tell you when?

why would satan lie on the internet?

nah , it was actually me he was talking about

god told me id get trips

The Dark Lord lied to you for it is I that shall get the double numbers.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

Oh but you see, I am god.

I love Cthulhu

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Jesus told me I'll get dubs

Asking Isis to intercede for my dubs.

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You are chosen, since Cthulhu has granted thee dubs

Ishtar will surely deliver

Lucifer has abandoned you, for it is I who shall get the dubs

If dubs Allah is one true god

Calling Osiris for help with the dubs.

Satan loves me

kek

was so fucking close

Mithra killed this bull for your dubs.

checked

DEUS VULT

such a slow thread, maybe i can boost it with these dubs

Kek crusaders get dubs

Close but not enough of the holy trinity

lets try that again

repeating digits

consider them checked, but peep mine

godzilla will give me dubs

twice in a row, golly

Deus vult!

look at these digits

bruh

check em

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very good, i think i will eat you now

hey guys take a look at these

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I don't appreciate this.

what the fuck is wrong with this thread, i haven't gotten dubs once

Satan can't beat this

if dubs op isnt a fag

satan at least delivers

i guess that settles it

check these dubs

Maybe all this thread needs is a little bit of meme magic

plz

if dubs more porn

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This may just be the worst get thread ive ever seen

trump is already god-emperor

The God-Emperor demands the repeating digits!

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66

Maybe this thread will receive redemption

Monster? No. I'm the Devil!

you forgot to offer a blood sacrifice, foolish one

i told you he was god-emperor

>mfw this thread

If no dubs i will die

you need to sacrifice blood and your penis

Meme majik is reel

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aren't you happy

Raven Check em.

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What the fuck my luck has changed

did someone say dubs?
>checkem

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check em

fuck off

dubs for the dubs god

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singles i rape satan
dubs i rape jesus
trips i rape you!

Not fucking likely. Har!

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Trump told me I'll get dubs

Secular dubs incoming.

Satan has spared you. Now you must sacrifice a small animal for him within 3 days.

I like turtles!

Y'all aint fucking santa niggers.

check these digits

>ITT Op sells soul to satan for dubs, satan cheats OP and random poster get dubs by coincidence.

The All father says no.

Boognish told me I would get dubs

Got these digits directly.

How small?

Squirrel or smaller.

Cool. I got termites. Not a problem. Well, the termites are a problem....

By Baphomet!

Check them.

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no dubs?

why not?

fuck

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