Wife goals thread

Wife goals thread

>pic related
>no pornstars you sadfucks

Hailedabear

Some bumps

What if you want to marry an easy slut?

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Only a fool wouldn't marry for POWER

Why would you?

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i wouldn't but the looks is on the outside and may not represent the inside

>wife goals
>wants type associated with sjwa

That's why I picked Leda.
She's pretty both ways

14yo pls go

I just want a short hair slutty girl

she has prison tattoos

Thick.

typo or did they add a new letter? if it's new, what does "a" mean?

>elvish and WoW tattoos are common among criminals

Damaged goods.

Don't put your dick in it.

More common in the "Wow, tehe, I'm so nerdy. Tehe, I like Zelda" crowd.

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Dont get me wrong, I love these scene girls with colored hair but expectation vs reality is a bitch. Oh, and dating one of these girls, I can only imagine what the salon bills will be like when I have to inevitably start paying them. Bitch won't have a job with that hair and piercings either.

Between the 6 years in the military and now the shit I see in Fire/EMS, all the real girls with colored hair are either worthless military dependents or trailer park trash.

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those tits look stupid on her, kek

>found the fag

/thread

i would disagree, i'm sure she could get a job with rainbow colored hair

Go do some a bit of research on her my dudes haha

have some lass and enjoy

No thanks. I'm not 14 anymore

Unless she happens to be coloring people's hair or tattooing that job will be min wage serving coffee or working at Hot topic.

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moar

i'd happily pay for the salon bills if a girl would actually do that for me but i dont have any girls to ask or if i did they would probably be ugly

>I can only imagine
So no experience right?

In my experience they dye their own and piercings are cheap af. Also great in bed and care about their appearance. In addition to decent music taste and mostly hating on basic girls. Annnnd pretty much all have jobs.

>source: I have dated these types of girls since I was 17, and current gf is the best of the bunch.

Why the hostility man? Just contribute

hailedabear has trash tattoos, was too retarded to even finish high school, relies on her rich parents for everything, and photoshops

This is supposed to be a scene girl thread not a cringe thread.

I want her to be a stay at home slave I mean wife anyway.

Turquoise, Banana Lava, Lizard Forest, Hot Pink, Purple Haze, Rockabilly Blue, Ultra Violet

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ITT: Daddy issues

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nice sl00t

I dated one of these girls went. Went exactly as I stated earlier, hence my bias. Marriage lasted 10 months. It's been several years since then and she hasn't done much.

Current wife of 5 years is basically what you described. While we has a short punky hairstyle, it's not colored ridiculous. Wife works in Fire/EMS as well. Things are going pretty well.

How long ago was 17?

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I always forget there are people on here that are like legit adults.

17 was 7 years ago

Cute other than her face.

love blue lipstick

/thread

rest of you have shit taste

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Why is she damaged

well, women are pieces of meat after all

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>covered in tattoos
>hair dyed stupid colours
I've known and been with enough of these girls to know that 95% of them have taken several miles of cock and/or were diddled by their dad

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I bet you're a vegan then.

Not gonna post a pic, but I'll describe it.


Kinda an Emo/Alternative Lite (A few Tat's and piercings, and shortish hair (Could be dyed, but not overly unnatural))

This is a dude you idiot!

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this

This one right here isnt really hot, but would marry the fuck out of.

I guess this is actually a good approximation of my ideal

>unnaturally coloured hair
>choker
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

>single guy detected

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>underage detected
All of these chicks have septum piercings and weird coloured hair, not wife material by any means and LOADED with parental issues. If you weren't an underage faggot and actually have dated girls like these you would know that.

>Colored hair.
>Nosering.
>Tattoo.
>Choker.
>Instagram whoring.

No thanks.

I'm 24 and my gf has blue hair and snakebites. She's lovely.
Lmao

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>implying you could ever get a gf
And if you could she is without a doubt cucking you faggot

sorry, i really love this girl i wish she was my wife or girlfriend or even just a best friend i would be happy ._.
(the left one)

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What a pathetic loser

Annnd that's how you prove yourself a moron

Gj man

Wew, that is a cute girl, user. Exactly my type as well.

leda!!!

more blondes and redheads please

>hating on basic girls

~*I'm not like those other girls*~

In my opinion that kind of stuff just comes across as a cover for their own insecurity. Plus the whole alternative girl look is really common nowadays anyway so it's kinda funny for them to think they're quirky little snowflakes.

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I think I have emailed you in the past about another girl.

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>annnd
>no doubt in my mind you're underage now
obviously you must be to have a gf like that. You're still in highschool. Trust me dude it won't last. I stole my current gf from some faggot in her highschool that thought he was gonna marry her, lol.

yeah i am, sorry user i just want a girl like her or at least a girl who would dress like her even with an ugly face and a bit fat and i'll be a happy man but sadly it wont happen

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>dating a girl in high school
>acting superior

This thread is fags upon fags

I remember her. The girl you sent name started with an M?

Shit, I was missing this one. Got a source?

Yep.

Actually have a bit of an update with her

>implying she's still in highschool
>implying that wasn't a few years ago
>implying I'm not a year older than her
Bruh you don't even take my other points into consideration. It's not gonna last. You're an underage bitch and you should GTFO Sup Forums until you're of age

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As I said man I'm 24. Finished school a long time ago. Got no reason to lie haha.

I'm sure you did bro, Congrats.
I really feel so inferior right now.

Shoot me an email whenever, man.

anonib/canada/anapolis

>replying to the wrong person
>implying
Brilliant

I'll send it now I guess.

You're still a fag
>>implying implying implications