Hey Sup Forums How should I kill myself?
CO poisoning by running the car in the garage?
Or hang myself? (Have tried this before, gf found me passed out from lack of oxygen and cut me down and ended up coming to)
Side note my firearms were taken away from me by my family
Mix ammonia and bleach. Breathe in. It'll do the job.
Whats troublin' you user? redirect your negativity into a productive endeavor. Suicide is such a waste. You'll never reach valhalla that way. If you're going through hell right now, keep going.
die of old age
dont an hero it's not worth it
Drive a car through a stranger's house.
Make sure that if you go for carbon monoxide, you use a shitty old car from the 60s. Don't go modern or you'll just end up the worst fucking god-awful headache of your life and you'll live. Modern cars run much cleaner.
Planning on gassing myself as well, so trying to find a shitty cheap 60s car in Australia that I can afford, but I want to make sure I don't fuck it up. The worst thing about suicide is if you fail halfway.
Dubs! Looks like your doing this one OP
The drop hanging is more efficient and less painful (pain over time) than the suspension hanging. If you want to do it right you need to look up the 1945 guide on execution published by the department of the army and I cant recall but you may want to ad 9" to the drop.
>Side note my firearms were taken away from me by my family
How were those not your first option if you were serious? Much quicker than hanging yourself. Trying to avoid a mess or something? Do it outside.
helium death mask
no death guaranteed
also the knot should be under your left chin where the jaw L's so that the drop will cause enough force to sever/crush the spinal colum and cause enough force to the base of brainstem that you to black out instantly if death isnt instant, it will follow very shortly once you can no longer even attempt to breath.
I was working/living in another state and all my guns/hunting shit is kept at my parents house. Can't keep firearms in NYC city limits.
Depends on how fast, if you get over a 100 mph I'm sure you won't live.
No seat belt of course.
That or build a guillotine or exit crown, besides firearms these are the least painful and most lethal suicide forms I have researched to date. Have fun seeking attention in the mean time.
Don't see a purpose to life, I'm engaged and have a kid, life is just full of pain and no joy stress etc. and for what? There's nothing at the end of normal aged life worth living for. I don't want to grow old not being able to wipe my own ass having half a mind
Don't do it OP. You have so much shit posting left to do, bitches to fuck, memes to explore
>exit crown = suicide helmet
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what is the most instant/painless way to die ?
helium
I've read this, I have a 2016 Santa Fe and don't think it can do the job
Who cares, why does it even matter.
why is that?
No more bitches to fuck my fiancé is a cunt and the memes are terrible these days
how long does a human/soul be aware while being decapitated
not OP BTW
Get hit by 200mph train
well damn I tried. GG OP.
except its not the quickest and some are so quick you cant feel the pain. See drop hanging, Suicide Helmet, or Guillotine. You cant pussy out of these method as they are instant.
>en.wikipedia.org
ah didn't know that
That is how my grandpa did it when my dad was 8, sad as it is
I think I'm going to go with hanging myself, it's no hassle I have the rope can tie a good noose, and last time it was like being put into a sleeper hold, I did it so my toe was just scraping the floor after I kicked out the step stool
just hold your breath idiot
finish how toaster steve failed
No mess too, I feel bad if someone would have to clean up after me, and that was mom can get and open casket
That is a really selfish reason to fuck your kid up forever, user
God don't want you yet. Die of old age like the rest of us, except the ones who post in drug threads.
Then leave her you fucking fag
What the fuck is wrong with you fags
waahhhh my life sucks
As if no one elses has before
Im not saying you owe it to others to keep living nah fuck that
I dont give a fuck some kid in africa just died, he woulda died regardless
But there is no logical reason for your bitch ass not to continue being a bitch ass
Who knows maybe youll stop being a fucking homo and make something of yourself
Find a girl who isn't a cunt like your fiance
Maybe pick up a fucking hobby
Who the fuck knows
Just remember this, shit doesn't get better once you die, it becomes nothing
You will be nothing
Complete emptiness
That is what awaits you
You think thats peace?
If there was even a single point in your life that was good, then you can experience it again
Try heroin see if that shit gets ya going
I mean fuck it, better off an addict than nothing
give or take how long the blood stays in the head or drains out and the effects of shock, instant to ~5 seconds with outliers being possible
That way*
Use a taller ladder this time, your feet should not touch the ground at all
suspension hang is stupid, at least get a blood choke going
Tried drugs makes me more depressed, and it's not just her, got fucked over at my job making 75k, for no reason really just because the HR lady was a cunt and NY state is an at will state, you can get fired for no reason, purely political, I'm broke, just had a kid and a mortgage I can't afford, no friends anymore because I was so deadicated to my job never had time to make some
On second thought I am a little inspired, if I die I rather just spend all my money on hookers and meth and coke and OD, just go off the deep end
can't you just go outside nyc and buy a gun in the next state ?
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR ATTENTION WHORING. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND GET OVER WITH IT
Best Idea imo
You are under no obligation to be the person you were 5 minutes ago. Your situation is nothing more than where your mind has taken you thus far. You have people in your corner, being engaged and having a kid is challenging but not impossible. What are your joys? What do you remember loving to do? Is $ your stress? Have you thought about you and your wifeu doing porn?
When you're ready, and tired of being old. Make your child finish you off. Die knowing you've made them an adult. Like my dad did.