shota thread #2
Shota thread #2
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Please stop.
I don't want 3D ruining my fantasies.
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Threadly Reminders:
1) Killugon is #1
2) Reiji and Sei are trash.
3) You should never wear socks, but if you must, for your footwear, they should be ankle socks only and preferably black.
4) Always do the top button of your button down shirt.
5) Emizel is the best shota.
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the furry of my unmstoppable raging wrath.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
requesting south park
This is why we cant have nice things
A-are you coming on to me?
a dur dis isada sepsiest shoda
Someone say straight shota?
>eventually die to death?
>die to death?
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ew no gtfo
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No get the fuck out
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Did you eat my shorts?
"mom help my butt accidentally ended up in my brother's lap"
"lucas mom's dead remember"
"uuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAA--"
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No you're dead, faggot.
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Keit- I mean Nate's butt always looks so vulnerable, really looks like it could do with some soft, thick protection
I meant kiddo
MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Someone just kill me now and put me out of my misery
It's our party we can do what we want
Travel.
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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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If I had the means to travel I wouldn't want to fucking die now would I
COWABUNGA
That's a whole 'nother thread brother. I don't think our kind are liked in these threads.
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1/3
2/3
Naw, it's here, shotafriend, just very, very rarely.
Have only been able to chat with 3 other of that interest on here, and only one off board. Was mainly doing it to hopefully tease an user if they are in here, in regards to a certain request made on a certain other board~
I don't really get what you are talking about. Is "soft, thick protection" alluding to a certain fetish or something?
Diapers.
If you need ask, don't worry, nvm.
did someone say diapers?
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Oh. I thought you meant like, nice tighty whities or something.
Diapers aren't my thing. Its especially worst if there is visible piss / shit on them like some people have posted.
I won't ever tell anyone what they can and can't post, but gosh is it an instant turn off.
.. was trying to be vague cause even mentioning it can have things go very off the rails..
Gdit.
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Oh, well, that's a very reasonable position, tks emi, too used to being lumped in with the loud , spergtastic idiots in the kink, and fearing disgust and being ostracized. I wish more had the thought of hey, it's not my thing, I dont want to see it, but you do you.
And not judge character based on really, really hard to remove, trace, or even figure out why boner type kinks.
Besides, this was all in hopes of teasing another paddedfag subtly, this has all gone horribly blatant.
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Emizel apologizes for bringing it up then.
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It could also be condoms or buttplugs, if you agree to describe those as "soft".
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Any kik groups, guys?
Did someone say peeing?
Yes let's just go with that for now, as said above, aborting plan to poke fun yet not be noticed by ze normies.
Sorry shotabros, maybe we could open requests like the butts of yesterbread?
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No need to apologize, I just didn't expect to get caught so red-handed
Who is that character?
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Kuga yuuma from world trigger
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what the fuck
Fuck, meant
For
Hah, gahtem.
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I still don't know what that is meant to convey!
I didn't mind the regular shota peeing but now you're just going into very, very, bad, disgusting territory.
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N-no bully pls
Is that Natsuyasumi?
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Also you are damn lucky I can't into my arsenal rn.
Have bootleg.
Does anyone have the straight shota of the swimming teacher and the student at the pool? Asking for a friend.
I have no idea. I don't bother memorizing the names of Po Ju works. Except the one...
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Owait, tg for prescience.
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No straights
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What about flushes and four of a kind? Are those allowed?
Obligatory
Kek
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The top version is the best, by far.
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jfc thats hot moar