A little story about my day so far
>girlfriend is supposed to sleepover
>she goes out to party
>gets too drunk and vomits, shits
>is staying the night at friends now
What the literal fuck. This is the 5th time. Her friends think im an ass for not getting her but its too teach her a lesson. Ive been extremely horny all day and now I get NOTHING?! Fuuuuuuck.
killyourself
Suit yourself dumbass.
High school must be really hard these days. Kill yourself.
she's getting fucked at that party, you really think she just happened to "too sick"
fuckyourself.
Masturebate.
Go get her
Take her home
Put her to sleep
Make sure she's safe and warm
When she wakes up make her breakfast to help with the hangover
She'll love you 10x as much in the morning I guarentee it
"Teaching her a lesson" is just gonna show her she doesnt need you, and that you dont care about her
Fuck man I would but Nofap
So she's getting anal gangbanged by nigger cocks because your OT ass wouldn't let her in the apartment. What are you a levite?
This is strangely true.
Go get her
Take her home
Put her to bed
Make sure she's safe and warm
When she wakes up make her breakfast to help deal with the hangover
She'll love you 10x more in the morning I guarentee it
"Teaching her a lesson" is gonna make her realise she doesn't need you Sup Forumsro
Oops I'm really high rn, and my first reply didnt show
what keeps you nofapping?
It's cool man. I'm high as hell
Yeah. This faggot. And maybe she'all drunkenly let you shove it in her ass.
Don't be a pussy.
Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen."
Well i'm a sex addict and I used to masterbate a lot. So ive done 90 days before but i'm doing it again. Gives me good stamina in bed and feel more energetic.
o shit that succs.
idk what i'd do if i didn't masturbate.
Nigga she cucks you
Oh man, I'm eating this mushroom double burger right now and I've never had a more godly food
All I fucking have is italian bread
Probs
It gets easier with time. No porn either. But I go on fucking Sup Forums everyday.
Shit Sup Forumsro
Google the nearest family burger joint or pub
$17 for a burger, but holy shit was it worth it
Fuck, I didnt mean to reply to myself
Holy shit I need to sober up
What's the friends name? Is it Tyrone?