ITT: we pretend we are from Sup Forums

ITT: we pretend we are from Sup Forums

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saged

>pretend

Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen."

'Did you guys see the new blacked.com update. I cant stop jacking off to it.'

triggered

saged

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lol fuck commies amirite?
youtube.com/watch?v=w08IluLiN6o

even actual leftists don't take jason seriously.

Dude, pizzagate.

I'M SO PERSECUTED AND OPPRESSED

Trump is gonna stop the Jews guys he has infiltrated them by marrying off his daughter to them and partnering with them in all his businesses and hollywood

BOYCOTT ROGUE ONE

DON'T SEE IT

THE WRITERS ARE ANTI TRUMP AND DISNEY ARE JEWS

Jesus Christ is that actually the mindset over there? My Sup Forums experience has been exclusive to Sup Forums, /asp/ and Sup Forums

666 means you must visit /x/

>leaf

Absolutely, yes. They think literally everything is a political conspiracy out to get them.

Fuck all you CTR cucks. You lost. We won. Get over it.

You're all butthurt Hillary fans BTFO you LOST LOLLOLOLOLOLLZZZ

10/10 would mistake for real post

checked

yes, they believe the empire represents white supremacy, disney (like all media) is run by the jews, and that if you go see this movie you are a cuck who submits to the anti white movement

I can only get off to trap porn but Mike Pence is going to set those fags straight.

I am glad Trump has opened me up to the fact that the elites really aren't that bad and goldman sachs is actually great for the world. Not sure how I got it so wrong.

STRAYA SHITPOSTING INCOMING

FUCKING KANGAROOS

>post ends in 7
PRAISE KEK HE IS WITH US AWOOOO

Not just over there but I've seen alt right SJW types make youtube videos demanding people boycott the movie for "BEING LEFTIST AND INCLUDING WOMEN AND NIGGERS"

>that the empire represents white supremacy

Sort of. The empire is blatantly based off the Nazuis and Palpatines rise to emperor is very close to how Hitler rose to power
RThe empire are spaci Nazis and were always considered bad

Pewdiepie has been dropping the redpills lately. Is he /ourguy/?

HIGH ENERGY

this rally is so hype

Everything I don't like is degenerate because I'm a humorless asshole who hates fun.

AWOOOOOOVEMENT

Let me tell you about the jews...

>Criticizes other user's links.
>Posts a link from a some lunatic's conspiracy blog or YouTube video.
>Hahaha! BTFO!

WRONG

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KEK sweet libtard cuck shill tears! 8 years! #MAGA

Hillary's such a criminal. Pay to play.

We'll start a revolution and civil war if we lose, libtards!

Thank you for Correcting the Record.

$0.02 shekels have been deposited into your account.

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WOO WOO WOO WE FOUND ONE BOYS

He never actually said that quote

>NIMBLE MURKA HAS DEPOSITED $1.50 INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. THANK YOU FOR SHITPOSTING FOR TRUMP!

yay

sure kid

omg guise Breitbart just said that a pizzeria is working with Hillary to sex kids as sex slaves!1

Alex Jones to ME that Sandy Hook is a FALSE FLAG.

# M A G A

Blacks are less than 12% of the population but commit over 50% of the homicides. Wassaupwiddat?

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Abortion is murder.
Christianity must be embraced, Atheist cucks.

Vote Trump 2016

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Thank you Correcting the Record.

Shekels deposited.

wooohooooo Trump will deport all mudslimes, spics and nigs!

wall!!1

REKT

Oh yeah? well Hillary's going to be INDICTED. she's going to PRISON. don't you get it libcuck shills? LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

>Claims to hate all forms of welfare.
>Does mental gymnastics to defend corporate welfare.

I am a man of conservitive values. I support trump, free speech, conserving culture and family values, an the occasional dabbling in an ancient Egyptian frog god cult.

da pyramids wuz grain silos nigga. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

hi Michael Flynn here. lizard people do exist. sandy hook and wtc were fake. Hillary's running a pedo ring outside of a pizza join in DC.

and i'm going to be President Trump's Secretary of Defense. my son's gonna help me. he came from reddit so he's qualified.

Pizzagate, shill, ww3, Killary, cuck, kike, BTFO, nigger, CTR, you lost, libtards, kek, globalist, (((parentheses))), drain the swamp, #MAGA, zionist

Did I get all of them? Goddammit, Sup Forums sucks.

>alt-right
>sjw

pick one

This would never pass as a Sup Forums thread. The spelling and grammar would need to be at a 4th grade level to really sell it.

same thing FAG

#MAGA

Fuck out of here Russian

youtube.com/watch?v=TqKkWFYL7FY

The difference between Sup Forums and the rest of the internet really is striking, isn't it?

>Immediately dismisses any news story that comes from an actual, reputable news source or organization
>Posts link to some random tweet from a white supremacist
>Does mental gymnastics to justify everything Trump says or does
>Makes wild assumptions about politicians' motives

I want some niggerjew tranny cock up my cucked boipucci while god-emperor Trump fucks my throat so we can Make America Gay Again.

/thread

>I get my news exlusively from buzzfeed, CNN and the washington compost

>Posts a screenshot of a Drudge clickbait headline
>Announces somebody has been BTFO
>Calls you a shill for pointing out obvious falsehoods and inconsistencies
>Accuses you of logical fallacy despite ruse of epeated ad-hominem attacks

I hear the Republicans are going to nominate a literal pile of shit next time. can't wait to vote for it. fuck u libtards and niggers.

FUCKING CANADIANS AND AUSTRALIANS AND CHRISTKUKS

Russians hacked the paper ballots. When I went in to vote there was a guy in a track suit squatting in the corner of the room furiously typing away on a laptop. I tried to fill in the circle for Hillary because I'm a good goy but for some reason my pen seemed like it was out of ink every time I tried. I asked the volunteers to bring me three new pens and each one seemed out of ink. Finally when I went to try a fifth I noticed that the Trump circle had somehow been filled in. Shaking, I put the pen down and went to hand in my ballot, as I could feel that patriarchy, sexism, bigotry, and fascism had won that day. While I was driving home I had to pull over to cry because the whole ordeal had shaken me to my core. I spent the next week in bed because I already knew Trump had stolen the election.

Alt right is just a bunch of larpers and cucks in denial. BTFOTAF

kek