Any medfags here? There's a fucking spider in my ear and im sick of it any tips on how to kill it?
The fucker doesn't die I tried to drown it with oil and oxygenated water (the longest I spent trying to drown it was over an hour) but the fucker just stops for a few hours and then it just revives (tried to squash it too it didnt work)
I went with a doctor 2 weeks ago and he tried to remove it with syringes filled with water and oil too but the damn spider stayed there
Its been there for a month now and im sick of it is it safe to put insecticides in my ear?
Too late. It probably already laid eggs and now you will have a spider infestation in your head. Nice knowing you
Eli Young
why don't you just kys that'll take care of it
Luis Richardson
Probably should just end your life
Adrian Cooper
The spider is small and hasnt eaten anything I doubt thats the case
William Clark
spray some bug killer into a glass till you have enough of it to poor into ear, also try bleach or rubbing alcahol
Jonathan Turner
Get some campho phenique
Robert Cook
You could go to a doctor for a suction. But then again you could try it at home with a hoover...
Julian Moore
Spiders have an extreme resistance to being crushed but their exoskeletons are really weak to pointed pressure, so get a needle and try to stab it to death, if you hit it 2-3 times it should die and then you just flush your ear with regular water.
Good luck OP
Luis Reyes
Take one. Problem solved
Kayden Parker
This
The only hope it to shoot it out
Nathaniel Thomas
Spiders do not like heat. Cut the tip off of a 20 oz soda bottle. Take this and wrap t around the end of a blow dryer. Use tape to make a seal so all of the heat is coming out of the bottle opening. Turn the blow dryer on and place it next to your ear, the heat will send the bastard running. No joke. Be sure to have someone standing by with a large shovel to whack him as soon as he flees.
Dominic Brown
Take a photo faggot
William Myers
Fill your ear with super glue. then stick a q tip in there and let it set. then just pull the q tip out and it will come out with ease. if you dont have super glue handy you can do the same thing with hot glue. Just fill your ear with it, let it set and voila. seriously weak b8 faggot
Jordan Rogers
Let some cigarette smoke in your ear
Leo Richardson
Okay, honest answer: Take a pipet or something similar and slowly fill the ear with water. The spider will fuck off as it won't want to drown. You need to do this slowly or small packets of air might get trapped in your ear and the slider will be traped.
Adrian Adams
I already tried with water, oil and oxygenated water, the damn spider doesn't die or gets out
Robert Morales
Do the cigarette smoke thing, op. Let some cigarette smoke in your ear, the spider should get out
Anthony Peterson
Let cigarette smoke in ear and then take vaseline and cover ear hole it will suffocate.
Also did the doctors see the spider. You might just be paranoid or some shit flooding should do it.
James Edwards
do the cigarette smoke thing. let some cigarette smoke in the spider infested ear, it should get out
Jeremiah Wood
If that doesn't work, insist the help of a friend if available, to focus on killing the bugger; use some form of suction or another, and if all else fails, schedule a doctor's appointment.
I really wish I could do more for you then this, I'm sorry.
Robert Wood
Yo actual medfag here, put mineral oil in your ear. It's that simple. It will either drown and fall out or crawl out itself.
Luke Long
I'm the spider. Your ear is my home now. I'm not moving. Stop trying to evict me, I have spider squatters' rights. You humans need to stop harassing us. It's wrong.
Nathan Phillips
Also message here, this would work if you didn't use it already.
Isaac Hall
I will try that smoke thing later I dont have cigarettes and its 1 am here
He saw it and told me it was a spider he tried to remove it using syringes filled with water (without the needle) and also oil didnt worked, we thought it had died so I just paid and left
Nicholas Foster
Holy shit I sound fucking retarded.
I meant Medfag.
Justin Turner
I can't help but feel that if it did not work it was not performed corectly. The spider either dies and falls out or crawls out.
Daniel Torres
Use some essential oils in there. Tea tree Lemongrass will melt the fucker. Maybe some castile soap too. Shits pretty much insecticidal. I've heard of mineral oil working well before, so you're either doing it wrong or you're crazy and their is no spider.
Levi Powell
He just wants to be your friend. Take him to a movie.
Oliver Wilson
isoprophyl alcohol. one touch and the spider will just die. it also evaporates and leaves no residue.
Michael Diaz
Proof that spiders post on Sup Forums
Logan Anderson
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Leo Campbell
This is your ear, sto pfucking torturing me already. he is my guest not yours. I PAY RENT DAMMIT
Dylan Barnes
Yes, unless the ear canal was unusually narrow, or there was an extreme build up of wax.
Ryder Garcia
for real though hydrogen peroxide, just like a cap full. lay your head on the side and let it drip in. might need 2-3 caps. it will also get out some earwax. just let it sit aro 15-30 min.
Jackson Lopez
dont be an idiot. use weed smoke. ACTUALLY use some spice smoke. you knw that K2 shit? got really high once and me and my buddies found a spider in the room with us. we anted him to have fun too. so we blew it on him, he literally starting havea spider seizure and died in under 10 seconds. couldnt even move. it was kinda scary actually since wed been smoking a mix of that and weed all day.
Anthony Garcia
You're going to have to smoke the fucker out OP. That or crawl in after it.
John Cox
incense in your ear
Brayden Nguyen
fuck off skeleton
Bentley Garcia
h3h3h3h u got me lel
Julian Jones
Let's start an online petition: Save the Ear Spider's Home. Selfish human is attempting to evict an innocent spider from one of his two ears. Spider has built a life in said ear and has every right to stay.
Carter Jones
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Robert Nguyen
See? Spiders are good guys. :)
Jaxon Smith
>we thought it had died so I just paid and left Explain this shit to me, did you think your ear could assimilate the fucking corpse and give you powers or what?
Connor Walker
why isn't friday spiderday
Joseph Smith
No but the fucker wasnt moving, I was dizzy af and water filled syringes weren't working to get it out (the doctor said the spider was grabbing onto my ear) so I just said fuck it and left it there
Michael Edwards
I'm the spiders lawyer. i think we havea case here.
we can enact the the 1998 Archnid V. State of Mind case
Michael Young
>I just said fuck it and left it there Fucking nerve gas syringes holy shit
Aaron Johnson
you can also roll up a cone of paper
have a friend hold it then light the big end while blowing lightly into it. The smoke and heat should drive the spider out.
Benjamin Barnes
HARRASSMENT AGGRIVATED ASSAULT ATTEMPTED MURDER
yes i think we have wuite the case
Owen Hernandez
Alright, when you go to bed tonight, leave a plate of tasty flies and a copy of "arachnid hustler" on a plate. Roll a tiny spider sized joint as well. As you sleep the spider will see the flies, come out and eat. He will then jerk off and smoke some weed. Bam, a spider too tired to enter your ear
Nathaniel Carter
we must put an end to this injustice
Brayden Kelly
yes Mr.Spider i think we can help you out and get you a sizable sum.
Carter Campbell
just because you are small you still have spider rights
Leo Nguyen
A fucking doctor in India can do this, but you can't get this done in your country? Where do you live?