Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Late night Yuuki. How's the ceiling?
>A cute
Because it's 100% false.
I have ascended
You cannot bring me down anymore
Our hearts collide
Forming a match as cold as stone
The pot calling the kettle black
Except the kettle ain't black
But the pot is
...
There's a ghost ghost ghost,
Living in my head
And there's a hole hole hole
Burning in my bed
Im young and wild
Blowjob!
It's actually "hope, hope, hope"
Silly /trash/ poster
That doesnt make any sense
Do Spanish girls make good girlfriends?
I heard that Spanish guys abuse their wives
But what about latinas?
I'm asking because this Spanish girl likes me.
Upside to it is that she likes otomes and she also likes anime
It doesn't have to make sense to be good
Whip it out
Claim
Fuck off.
That's rude.
I was only joking!
Well thats true. Though unless you work in a kitchen and have underlings, I dont call people chef. Its a mark of respect for your superior more than a title, and I dont use it unless Im in a work environment.
So... what you're saying is... you're cute!
It's only a joke if two people are laughing.
Well.. it was just a prank?..
Nah. Even though you and a bunch of girls insist I'm cute, I'm actually not.
You're cute though
By that logic, just because you and a bunch of others here say that I am, I'm actually not!
>You are though, so stop lying!
Awww sweet heart I was jk!!!
Actually it dpes because autism
You're a cute
Can you be my girlfriend?
Hm, yeah. I can respect that since it's an actual title and all. I was never formally trained, just someone who took it up and ran with it. The closest thing I had to any formal culinary experience was working with Pizza Hut R&D to help develop Tuscani Pastas as a lab tech. Pasta hell for 8 hours a day, but I got to meet a lot of corporate chefs for their suppliers and learn a lot from them.
You had me scared for a moment there!
Anything for you, anonymous
youtu.be
I guess thats good. Yeah, a lot of people dont realise that chef is a title more than an occupation.
'I cook at a restaurant'
'So you're a chef?'
'No...'
'No, you're a chef at a restaurant.'
>facepalm
Hmmph. Lewd.
Can we go out on a date?
Sonokawa claimed!
Give me a kiss goodnight, Cirno!
>*kisses*
I've heard that one before when I worked in restaurants. It seems to be a recurring theme across many professions though, including mine.
Time for drunken sleep on my part. Sbiten hits hard. See ya.
>tfw Cirno's body is too cold to cuddle with
You're going to bed? bye!
;lkj;
Its only
>suggestive
I could get lewder but no one has rolled trips.
mexican wives are great :o
not sure about dating tho
QOTT: weirdest thing you've fapped to?
my waifu
I fap to your waifu all the time :o
You user
that's fine, she deserves all the attention
do you mean klonata? :o
you don't know me
>or do I
Dum dum duuuuum
Lol it doesn't actually bother me, I was just joking around.
Weird lesbian dom stuff probably
I'm happy to give her some :o
where is she from?
It's a cold morning and it's raining, yet I seem to be up.
That sounds very hot
possibly, I post my dick all the time :o
Rain at 1am is the worst
It's 8AM.
She is from "Sabagebu!" It's a pretty violent anime.
where?
I only watch möe
Moe has ruined anime since 2004
In Wales.
Lucky Star came out in 2007 so it's ok :o
I'm honestly really sorry
I was on a meth bender and I jerked off for 48 hours straight. It was swollen and I was bleeding. God what is wrong with me
What's wrong with Wales?
That one was pretty bad too.
Meth, duh.
I haven't used in over 2 years thank God. Things got pretty bad
Boring
Pfffttt
Whatever you say fatty mcfattenson
What's boring?
You.
All rise, her Grace has arrived
How can I be more interesting for you?
Good morning, general.
Trying to impress someone is already something a boring person would think about.
Dull.
Greetings loyal citizen
I still really like this image
my waifu
I guess you know all about boring people, huh?
General the taxes are too high and I can't afford to feed my family anymore.
Her Grace is very generous, you can expect money to be forwarded to thou as her kind grace only cares about war.
Are you saying you'll give me money if I join your army and start wars for you so that you can fight in them? For your enjoyment?
I remember you. How you been
Join me in the Imperial army and you will have all the money you'll need.
Busy and tired.
Still into the whole princess thing?
hehe okay ^^
So I get to watch the Advent Children extended edition with famalam. Wew.
Sorta, Can't really be bothered to role play anymore. My mind is too exhausted from irl stuff.
Good citizen
Harassing you was fun
You harassed me? Are you sure you're not mistaking me for that inferior claimer?
I don't think I'm compatible with any taigu, but I do have this Beretta.
Who are you picking on?
...
Make good use of it.
Them and I joked towards them a little bit not being mean though
So just some harmless bulli?
Who's they?
I never miss and I know where to shoot them to keep them alive long enough for you to have some fun with them.
Joking not bully and that would be you I'm sure of it
You should be good then.
I am tired, time to retire
Aw goodnight, general
adsf
adsf
Hm?
nothing
I hope hanako shows
>finish OW comp placements
>rank mid-gold
>hundred lower than i was last season
I was scoring gold medals and shit too and won seven of my games
She went out with friends on Friday night, probably still not even home at the moment.
While you were having all that fun 10 children died in Africa.