HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

>Why play a sport when there are professionals out there who will always be better than you.

Well it's not like that guy is going for every single girl in the world. I would only have to compete with him if I was going for the same girl that he was which I won't because I have know idea who he is and we will probably never come in contact. Nobody needs to compete with him therefore finding out how to compete with him is irrelevant.

U MAD?

that guys dick is not even that big anyway, its like 8"

my thoughts exactly

someone is insecure over

BIG
CREAMY
CAUCASIAN
COCKS

>implying any girl wouldn't want a bf with a huge penis

women are all about competition.
women love to boast how much money her bf has, how handsome he is and how big his dick is.
but the problem is, most women are fucking liars who would never admit it.
sorry lads, but if you don't got at least two of the above then it's game over for you.

By not having a piss poor micro penis and having wealth along with statues among your pears.

Confidence.

Stop.

This is the most bullshit thing said by every pitying cunt or faggot that thinks people like him, but they dont.

It's not about fucking confidence. If an ugly poorfaggot could get a 10/10 with confidence, Sup Forums wouldnt exist.

i invested in brain mass

my wit and humor.. plus though im small i can fuck pretty good.. lick them for 30min.. fuck them in different positions for 2 hours.. theyre satisfied

have a huge bank account.

Er I'm a 5/10 just pulled a 9/10 by using... Oh yeah! Confidence!

pics or didn't happen faggot.

>implying my dick isn't that big

I just give up on anything that gets too hard

I'll compete against him in dick punching.
He is totally going to lose when he can't hit my dick.

in random order

>my wit and humor.

m'lady

>plus though im small i can fuck pretty good.. lick them for 30min.. fuck them in different positions for 2 hours.. theyre satisfied

masturbating into your bodypillow does not count you fucking sperg.

Timestamp, pic of her and pic of you.

my forearm is easily thicker

What is it with you Sup Forums faggots and not having the ability to believe people?

I'm not gonna bother lying to you on a fucking forum I have better shit to do.

woah lots of haters here lmao
>had gf for 9 years. broke up cause she aint wife materials.

a pic of both of you you fucking dumbass, not some retarded cringy shit you wrote to yourself with two mobiles.

>Hurr, why do I need to prove my bullshit claims? Why cant u guis just believe me?

the easiest way to tell somebody has never had sex is when they brag about doing it for 2 hours. literally no woman wants that

I'm rich.

Well, I never said I was ugly. Sorry you're fucking hideous, shit isn't my problem.

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I think it's 9 or 10"

>why would anyone lie on an anonymous malaysian mosaic portal?!

shoped, he is black

Whats this?

Don't know why I fucking do this for you lads but fucking hell here ya go.

that's also the easiest way to tell someone is probably not old enough to be here.

nice lucky seven trips btw.

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>a 5 with makeup
>probably has low confidence because shes weird

Mate it's better than anything you're pulling or therefor failing to do so.

>If you're ugly, how do you compete with not ugly people?

>Dunno bro, lol im not ugly

Thanks for your contribution, faggot

are you autistic?
you just added a random foto of some chick
to your chat log.
doesn't make it any more believable.

you know how we know that you're fucking lying?
because you try so hard to get acknowledged by some random anonymous faggots that you got yourself 9/10 gf.

you called her a 9 faggot

its clearly not a 9, don't get upset with me you fucking nigger
you're the one lying to yourself

Glad it helps! Now go out there and try. :)

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I have seen their videos, they are pretty cool. She actually takes it full depth.

/thread

When you're eating your mom's disgusting pizza, you would wish you could sneak out eating good pizzas outside.

But imagine if the mom already know that her pizza is disgusting and there are better pizzas out there for cheap. Would she make a pizza ? Nope

>I WANT TO MARRY U RN xx

fucking degenerate...
you should both commit sodoku.

Yeah I was confused at that one myself.

>xx
>emojis
>caps
Do you happen to both be twelve?

What do you mean?
Her small tits are hardly an attractive asset.

No I just follow the flow. If it works do it; this is the difference between someone on their own and with somebody.

what could be added:
women's highly emotional irrationality isn't that random at all.
they bombard men with this behaviour to confuse them and make them feel bad so in the end they get what they want.

they play the manipulation game just better.

the more freedom you grant a woman the worse it gets.
no wonder there are societies where women get their shit beaten if they fall out of line.
women are basically grown up brats.

compete against who?
do you even know where he lives?

what is this.

Shopped that the chink traps penis

sauce?

All of that just seems like the most annoying shit, why even bother?

It just doesnt seem worth it to have to listen to that dumb cunt. Maybe i'm just asexual

You have much to learn yet. I used to think that. Nothing she says, in my eyes, is dumb; I like to hear it. It confuses me; yes; but it is nice to talk to her, etc.

Easily I know how to fuck and I have a big dick like that too. The only real problem is that it hurts some girls too much and they can't take it.

I dont have a fake silicone cock attached to me for use in pornos, for one.

I'm a 6'2" man and it's 9.5" from the crook of my elbow to my wrist.

I'm pretty sure he's not 9-10".

>statues among your pears.

gotta have them pear statues

>It must be real because it's not like facebook allows anyone to create a profile.
gj user

>women love to boast how much money her bf has, how handsome he is and how big his dick is.
You hang out with some strange women. Which benighted shithole are you posting from? Do they have broadband there, or are you still enjoying the multi-tone buzz of a modem as you connect?

Always faggots like you that don't believe anything simply because your mind can't get around it; there is no hope for people like you.

Sad.
Lana Rain.

>claims to have 9.5" penis
>no pics

fucking hell, is this board only frequented by 12 year olds nowadays?

yes

ayy don't be butthurt m8
You really sound very educated and pretty intelligent as well. I think I want to marry you too RN xx

Please tell me this is bait, user

i'm from a place called "reality" you nu-male faggot.

Well, I honestly have no idea how I could compete with her.She is definitely a beautiful trap and landed herself a great dongle to ride.

What are you, fucking retarded? She's measuring it against her forearm. I gave you my height and the length of my forearm.

Stop worrying about dicks and learn to read.

"Is this board frequented by 12 year olds these days?"

-12 year old user that cant read

Even then 8 inches is still big. Mine is 6 inches and some girls think it's already big.

It's very rare that you're gonna find someone above 5 inches let alone 6.

I love how all the worlds big penis community surfaces on Sup Forums.

i just noticed my grave mistake...
i'm sorry user for i have failed...
hand me the goblet of bleach pls...

If you just grab random guys in america, most of them would be above 5"

How is it rare when 6 inches is the average cock size in the West?

Even 5 inches is the average in some parts of Asia. And we joke that Asians have tiny dicks.

what is: love

>monster cock
>fucks asian lady-bois

lel

Actually 5 inches is the average size in the West.

5.3 inches is the US average.
5.5 inches is the UK average.

Well that's when nonwhites are counted too

I don't have to compete with that. Less than 1% of men have penises that large, meaning most women will never be with one.

By pulling out my penis.

Shouldn't feel the need to compete unless you're an insecure little bitch

Sauce on the girl/ladyboy in OP's webm?

By not hurting her when I fuck her. Depending on position and women vagina is 14-20cm long. Everything longer hurts most times and is shit for guy because you can never be full in (which I like much)

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Yeah, I've never met a woman who does that either. At least none I'd date. Both of those things are private, as far as I'm aware. I'm not going g to talk to anyone about how much money she makes, or how tight she is. Not to mention that literally no one cares.

>fuck them for 2 hours

How's middle school going faggot?

Says the user who chases women who only stay with him until the next best thing comes along. At least, according to your logic.

im having trouble believing having an elephant dick isnt painful

He's got a big dick but he's also skinny fat with an average face.

I'd rather have an average dick than an average face

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I'm not even close to that size so i wouldn't know if it's true, but I guess it would be an issue right? I mean, it's impressive and all but wouldn't it be difficult to use?

This. Putting up with someone you can't stand is not worth all the sex in the world. Saying "oh well, it doesn't bother me that much" is why relationships don't last. Because in a few weeks or months it'll drive you fucking insane. It doesn't matter how good looking she is.