I don't expect you to believe me that i can from the year 2036

I don't expect you to believe me that i can from the year 2036.

I see that everyone would like to know more about my time machine.

Time travel technology was developed by CERN.
They completed the first time machine in 2034.

What energy source and what type of math was involved faggot

even 20 years in the future, op is still a faggot

I can't from the year 2036

Is Bernie Sanders still President?

CERN has monopoly on time machines. Not even the most powerful nations on earth can acquire on to say nothing of private citizens.
CERN used their time machine for power.
By 2036 the world has become a dystopia.

There is no war. No conflict. However that is a false peace founded on the complete eradication of liberty.

What does "lol" mean?

I'm from the year 3034. I created the simulation that you live in. You are just another one of my creations.

So how did you get one faggot.

Why did they select a faggot like you to time travel.

funnily enough, more plausible than god or the big bang

John Titor , heĺlo

I came here to change my present. In other word your future.

My mission is to destroy CERN's dystopia and restore freedom to the world.

This is a wonderful time you're living in. Everyone is free

But you will lose it all in just 20 short years. It is vitally important that you understand what the future has in store.

What is a tripcode? I might get one if you tell me what it is.

Another wannabe John Titor ffs kys

Fuck you space nigger, go back to the trash timezone you came from.

Your upsetting the balance!?!?!?

My time machine is a prototype reverse-engineered from stolen CERN technology.
Compared to their time machine its capabilities are quite limited.

In 2036 the world is ruled by a single all-powerful governing body

They control every aspect of our lives deciding what we will eat where we will live and whom we will marry. There is no privacy and no choice.

Anybody who dares to oppose them is eliminated.
There are no trials.

Good. Fuck em all to death.

Seems good; at least you can have one pussy.

scientists actually having power sounds pretty good

>lol at cern being an all powerful governing body thou

>CERN completes first time machine in 2034
>You reverse-engineered stolen technology and produced a functional prototype in 2036

at least make it believable.

>They control every aspect of our lives deciding what we will eat where we will live and whom we will marry
Wait. The government will assign me a wife? And you want me to stop this? I'll be happy with my government assigned waifu thank you very much.

LOST SOOMEWHERE IN TIIIIMME

...

Not if she's fat and ugly.

I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!!!!

Will Star Citizen ever come out and will it be good or bad?

You are talking about the so-called 'Grandfather Paradix' That has been debunked.
This worldline has a divergence of 0.571024% compared to the wordline I came from.

Killings my father would alter the divergence creating a worldline where my father is dead.
However it would not erase this wordline. I would go on existing.

CERN is a particle physics research institution.
That hasn't changed in 2036.

It is possible to meet your past self.
The prevailing theory in my time is that nothing would happen.

I however haven't met my past self.

I do not feel the need to prove that I am what I say I am.
I am only posting these messages on a whim.

My mission comes first.

I came from the year 2036. and I know about Sup Forums.

>trips

So basically you'll jeprodize your mission for a lark, knowing full well "CERN" has the tech and foreknowledge of what you're going to do considering their ability to view the fourth dimension now? Come on maaaaannn

n-th (bad) CERN bait.
try to go mystical next time, please.

wtf is this magic. a moving picture made my dick hard.

Are you really Amane Suzuha?

what's god emperor trump up to in 2036?

He lives aboard Trump space station, it's beautiful, the best really, and believe me, I know about space stations.

This sounds simular to thus anime I watched, op is not only a fag but a weeb too double nrgative.

so how do time machines work?

k

(OP)
I am from CERN from 2037 and I am here to tell you, that your mission has failed. Your prototype has been deactivated and we are hunting you. RUN, FOOL. RUN.

what is the reference to this hip and trendy meme?

They call me knightheart.

>an anime YOU watched

As someone who's tried to kill themselves and failed tons of times this sounds like heaven. Finally get laid and if you dont like it you can just leave and they actually HELP you. I must have the name of whoever thought this was a great idea because I'd like to thank them now

OP is the biggest faggot in the universe.
>With this time machine, I must go back to 2016 and browse Sup Forums

can you go back in time and stop me from being born

I'll be waiting faggot

pls

It is referencing the irony of the ultimate downfall of the human race.

Google or Facebook?

>OP is FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE and doesn't know how to search things on the internet.
You're literally fucking retarded.

It's this from that anime where the best girl is actually a dude?

Even if we assume you aren't lying why would you go back in year 2016 one of the most shit years ever and post on Sup Forums while you could do so much more?
Whats your big misson? And why does it involve posting on Sup Forums.

I just open an History book, and Hitler still happened. Why the jews from the CERN didn't killed him yet?

Are you faggits this stupid? This whole story is from Steins;Gate

are you faggits stupid?
we 100% believe this story is real man.
And apparently not reading that book makes us --Goes on Google-- THIS IS FUCKING ANIME FUCK OFF NIGGER

Would've been better if OP didn't have a dumb typo in their fp 2

True, but I bet you've never heard of Anton Hitler. U know why? Cuz they fixed it. That guy would've started ww3&4

isnt this part of the plot to steins;gate?